The Brief Safe
April 14, 2006 11:06 AM   Subscribe

The Brief Safe is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands.
posted by swift (15 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: posted previously



 
$9.00?

I'll make you one for $5.00
posted by bondcliff at 11:10 AM on April 14, 2006


WTF?
posted by ND¢ at 11:13 AM on April 14, 2006


dupe
posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 11:32 AM on April 14, 2006


That's brilliant as long as you realize it is only a matter of time before your valuables are going through the washing machine.
posted by spock at 11:33 AM on April 14, 2006


It'd be kinda funny to carry that thing around with you and use it as a wallet.
posted by jefbla at 11:37 AM on April 14, 2006


We are just saying the same things over and over again.
posted by ND¢ at 11:39 AM on April 14, 2006


A good place to store the family jewels, no doubt.
posted by carter at 11:49 AM on April 14, 2006


We are just saying the same things over and over again.

Yes, but I offer more skidmark per dollar (SPD) than my competition.

(and I swear I didn't see that other thread. My joke was 100% made up by me and was in no way obvious! )
posted by bondcliff at 12:10 PM on April 14, 2006


For the ladies, I suppose a tampon box would be a good place to hide stuff.
posted by notyou at 12:26 PM on April 14, 2006


sameoldshitfilter.com
posted by quonsar at 12:49 PM on April 14, 2006


Real crooks don't give a shit. But they might take a shit (stained pair of underwear with money in them).
posted by fenriq at 1:00 PM on April 14, 2006


Yeah, but will it stop turdburglars?
posted by ninjew at 1:03 PM on April 14, 2006


When Pablo Escobar's house was raided, the local agents would not touch his abandoned files, which had been smeared with shit.

The US agents were like, "move over pussies," and proceeded to collect and decipher the incriminating information.
posted by StickyCarpet at 3:39 PM on April 14, 2006


I just typed "hunting pablo" into my firefox location bar by mistake, and it went straight to this page:

http://www.homeport.org/~adam/NAS.html

??
posted by mecran01 at 3:48 PM on April 14, 2006




« Older Sisotim?   |   Duuuuuuuude! Newer »


This thread has been archived and is closed to new comments