Comments on: The Japanese scientist in the white labcoat says so

The Japanese scientist in the white labcoat says so

reformedjerk — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:26:03 -0800

Everything you thought you knew about stirring beverages, putting on Band-Aids, rolling up sleeves, removing carpet stains, de-scaling fish, and quieting crying babies is wrong or inefficient.

By: elpapacito

elpapacito — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:38:14 -0800

*puts on a labcoat* and reformedjerk is wrong ! No, he is wrong !

By: elpapacito

elpapacito — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:43:36 -0800

And putting cocaine in coffee, certainly improves the taste ! Didn't need a labcoat to tell me that !

By: dios

dios — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:46:10 -0800

(i) What are these things? (ii) Huh? (iii) What is going on in the one about blowing on the babies? (iv) Why are these fascinating to me?

By: elpapacito

elpapacito — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:50:30 -0800

dios I guess it's slurping the water , combining air with liquid as in tasting wine ! Fantastic , it really quiets crying babies ! *blames reformedjerk for finding me a new addictive program I don't understand ! *

By: emptybowl

emptybowl — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:51:59 -0800

What really fascinates me about Japanese TV SHows is that there is always text ALL OVER the screen. That would drive me nuts...

By: rafter

rafter — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:53:22 -0800

You forgot folding clothes (previously).

By: inthe80s

inthe80s — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 07:54:35 -0800

With a crying baby at home to try that out on, I'm totally eager to try it and see if it works more than once. Usually though, something new is enough to get them distracted from crying. It'll work twice, and then the novelty is off. Just like TV audiences.

By: rafter

rafter — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:01:10 -0800

Are these clips all/mostly from the same show? Why don't they have something like this in the States? These little things would improve my life.

By: Alison

Alison — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:03:46 -0800

This is one of my favorite genres of Japanese television. There are all kinds of shows about how to turn Jagariko into mashed potatoes or how to revive stale bread with a water soaked paper towel. This type of show is mostly geared toward the frugal housewife, but I'm always impressed with how scientific they are. They don't just tell you something, there is always an experiment to establish proof. In fact, this is the third piece I've seen about calming crying babies. The other two involved playing specific commercial jingles.

By: wfrgms

wfrgms — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:08:10 -0800

You forgot folding clothes If I've taken anything useful away from MeFi in the previous five years it's been the t-shirt folding trick...

By: wfrgms

wfrgms — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:15:20 -0800

How to make your fleece like brand new. Oh yeah! I'm going to try this on my fleece.

By: Ljubljana

Ljubljana — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:45:24 -0800

inthe80s is right. Generally any slightly unusual sound will quiet a baby temporarily. Flapping your lips (like imitating a running car) also works well. For about 30 seconds.

By: hydrophonic

hydrophonic — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:57:15 -0800

Knowing how to tie a wicked-fast shoelace knot has improved my life immensely. I have seconds of free time every day! Seconds! I've been tying my shoes like this ever since I was eleven. I can't even do the bunny-ears method anymore. But poking around Ian's Shoelace Site for even a few minutes makes me want to stay away from the internet for awhile.

By: Blue Stone

Blue Stone — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:02:02 -0800

But what is the white powder they put in the coffee? Is it Bicarbonate of soda?

By: stavrogin

stavrogin — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:10:10 -0800

They're putting salt in the coffee.

By: bovious

bovious — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:28:54 -0800

I once had a band-aid fall off in the tub like that little boy. I was just the right age (and the right size) that I still get a quiver of castration anxiety when I think of the moment it floated free.

By: Blue Stone

Blue Stone — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:38:42 -0800

This is the best thing on the internet ever! I guess this is another use of salt - to help tofu keep its shape when cooking it. I like this one about how to increase the brightness of a flashlight when you're out camping.

By: arcticwoman

arcticwoman — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:46:03 -0800

I love the triumphant music when the properly stirred hot beverage doesn't leave sludge at the bottom.

By: emelenjr

emelenjr — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:59:31 -0800

The inset reaction shots of the people watching these demonstrations remind me of the videos of that Japanese illusionist who's been linked here before. It's just what those late-night infomercials over here need, too. "He set it and just forgot it? OH MY GOD WHAT KIND OF DARK MAGIC IS THIS?"

By: dirtynumbangelboy

dirtynumbangelboy — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:09:12 -0800

that shoelace site is badass.

By: odinsdream

odinsdream — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:37:42 -0800

What are the four people doing in the How To Roll Up Long Sleeves video, with the basket-hats and hip bags?

By: scblackman

scblackman — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:55:50 -0800

MetaUTube?

By: 206emily

206emily — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:01:42 -0800

Am I seeing people sip wine and then blow their alcohol breathe over their babies faces? I can see how this might quell a crying baby. Plus it looks fun.

By: davejay

davejay — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:14:46 -0800

Generally any slightly unusual sound will quiet a baby temporarily. My twins are eight months now; I can tell you that the method of quieting babies described in "The Happiest Baby On The Block" actually worked really, really well -- and most of the time you could put them down after the crying stopped, and it wouldn't start up again (unless the baby was actually hungry or in pain, in which case you WOULD want it to start up again.) Of course, neither of my babies had colic, so YMMV. And for learning the proper hold for stopping crying, I recommend the DVD over the book (although the book had a lot of useful stuff, too.)

By: ArkhanJG

ArkhanJG — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:36:51 -0800

I am *so* going to give that band-aid trick a go. I'm forever slicing up my fingers on the sharp metal edges inside computer cases, and I've even had to resort to using duck tape over the top of the plaster to get the slippery little buggers to stay in place more than 10 minutes.

By: Bugbread

Bugbread — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 11:39:49 -0800

206emily : "Am I seeing people sip wine and then blow their alcohol breathe over their babies faces?" Nope. You're seeing people drinking water (or wine, or whathaveyou) and slurping air up through it, making a gurgling sound that perhaps/supposedly makes kids quit crying. Air is going in, not out. odinsdream : "What are the four people doing in the How To Roll Up Long Sleeves video, with the basket-hats and hip bags?" They're scooping up loaches, of course. Which, of course, seems wacky and bizarre to our western tastes, but to the Japanese also seems...wacky and bizarre, which is why they had that segment.

By: Dantien

Dantien — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:47:36 -0800

The reason there is text on the screen in Japanese shows is that the dialects vary from region to region and it's wicked hard to understand what a person from Kyushu says if you are from Tohoku. Next time you watch Cops, try to see how much of what some of those people say is understandable without subtitles. Text on Japanese shows makes is SO much easier for me to follow what some marble-mouthed drunk salaryman is saying to the camera.

By: Bugbread

Bugbread — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:02:34 -0800

Dantien : "The reason there is text on the screen in Japanese shows is that the dialects vary from region to region and it's wicked hard to understand what a person from Kyushu says if you are from Tohoku." I have no proof that what you say is incorrect. What I am about to say is totally a matter of personal opinion: WTF? What part of your ass are you pulling that out of? Yes, it's wicked hard to understand what a person from Kyushu says if you're from Tohoku. However, it's wicked easy to understand what a person from Kanto says if you're from Tohoku, and it's wicked easy to understand what a person from Kanto says if you're from Kyushu. Since pretty much everything on those clips is people talking hyojungo/kyotsugo (depending how PC you are), those subtitles have jack to do with dialect variation. I don't know what started up Japan's tendency to put stuff all over the screen. I notice that it's shared by Korea, but that may be coincidental. It may be because when TV started people couldn't understand Kanto Japanese. But the reason it happens now is that it's just a self-perpetuating part of culture. Even if it came from some historical dialect rationale, saying that that is why it is on the screen now is akin to saying "Americans say 'goodbye' to eachother when parting because they are all strict Christians, and cannot part without saying to eachother 'god be with ye'".

By: Alison

Alison — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 13:08:32 -0800

I think it has more to do with national pride in a high literacy rate. Why listen carefully when you can read? Plus, it is easier to infer the meaning of a complicated word if you can see the characters used to write it.

By: UrineSoakedRube

UrineSoakedRube — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 14:07:13 -0800

I guess this is another use of salt - to help tofu keep its shape when cooking it. But please note that when they mix the salt and the water, they do not use the efficient stirring method in the link above. Instead, they just swirl it around with their fingers. Therefore, I feel fully justified in ignoring all of the techniques in the linked videos.

By: bz

bz — Mon, 17 Apr 2006 15:16:51 -0800

Maybe it's just me but the amount of time that they allowed the cup to drain inverted looked considerably longer with the promoted stirring method on the 10 minute dissolve proof than with the traditional stirring method.

By: radioamy

radioamy — Wed, 19 Apr 2006 01:20:15 -0800

Someone taught me that shoelace trick a long time ago, and it's a pretty cool party trick (when you're 10) but they don't stay tied as long. And to respond to SCBlackman, Try VideoSift