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HIGH FIVE! (See also)
posted by XQUZYPHYR (43 comments total)

 
High fives are for weenies. Knocking fists and chest bumping is where it's at.
posted by jonmc at 7:45 AM on April 20, 2006


Now down low!

Too slow, motherfucker. Too slow.
posted by Astro Zombie at 7:51 AM on April 20, 2006


Knocking fists and chest bumping is so last year. Foreskin pinching is where it's at.
posted by NationalKato at 7:55 AM on April 20, 2006


NationalKato, I gave up foreskin pinching ten minutes after I was born, you johnny-come-lately. The coming thing: scrotum jiggling. Look for it at next years Super Bowl.
posted by jonmc at 8:08 AM on April 20, 2006


Man this video is boring! I can't finisht it.
posted by washburn at 8:08 AM on April 20, 2006


I enjoy really complex hand-jiving where I'm consistently half a move behind. Yeah, that's fun.
posted by horsewithnoname at 8:08 AM on April 20, 2006


Man this video is boring! I can't finisht it.

I couldn't either.

I knew it would be long before someone suggested an alternative to high-fiving somehow involving the penis.
posted by Witty at 8:14 AM on April 20, 2006


I knew it would be long before someone suggested an alternative to high-fiving somehow involving the penis.

Freudian slip, witty?
posted by jonmc at 8:16 AM on April 20, 2006


Witty, I could've put 'labia pinching,' but I don't have any.
posted by NationalKato at 8:19 AM on April 20, 2006


It's also '420'. So what have you done to celebrate?
posted by DesbaratsDays at 8:21 AM on April 20, 2006


Shit. I meant celebrate!
posted by DesbaratsDays at 8:23 AM on April 20, 2006


Freudian slip, witty?

Haha! :)
posted by Witty at 8:24 AM on April 20, 2006



posted by dios at 8:27 AM on April 20, 2006


I like the intense high five video montage.
posted by overanxious ducksqueezer at 8:45 AM on April 20, 2006


jonmc, I'm sending a dap your way.


posted by Gamblor at 9:00 AM on April 20, 2006


If it's definition #7, Gamblor, it was thoughtful to warn him beforehand.
posted by horsewithnoname at 9:05 AM on April 20, 2006


When is national flipping the bird day going to be?
posted by beth at 9:12 AM on April 20, 2006


Now down low!

Too slow, motherfucker. Too slow.


What are you talking about, Astro Zombie? I was all the way down here, down low in the comments, the whole time!
posted by davejay at 9:13 AM on April 20, 2006


This reminds me -- does any one else remember that fantastic Conan O'Brien video (starring Andy Richter) about how to do high fives? I hoped it might be online but a search hasn't turned it up.
posted by TheWash at 9:21 AM on April 20, 2006


If it's definition #7...

Then it would have been accompanied by a very different picture.
posted by Gamblor at 9:21 AM on April 20, 2006


When is national flipping the bird day going to be?

In the US, they celebrate that twice a year, on April 15th and on the Tuesday following the first Monday of November.
posted by Gamblor at 9:37 AM on April 20, 2006


"When is national flipping the bird day going to be?
posted by beth at 9:12 AM PST on April 20"


Every day for me, in the direction of every boneheaded moron that still has a W sticker on their vehicle.
posted by HyperBlue at 9:51 AM on April 20, 2006


Apparently, today is also Hitler's birthday.
posted by Astro Zombie at 10:02 AM on April 20, 2006


An Irish boy taught me how to high-five. I just like to share that whenever I have the chance.
posted by luftmensch at 10:08 AM on April 20, 2006


Apparently, today is also Hitler's birthday.

Coincidence? I think not. All you chumps are really high fiving for Hitler.
posted by Gamblor at 10:11 AM on April 20, 2006


"Apparently, today is also Hitler's birthday."

You know, it kind of freaks people out a bit when I point this out. Kinda freaks me out that I keep mentioning it too...
posted by graventy at 10:20 AM on April 20, 2006


High Fivin' White Guys! Allllriiiiiiiiiiiiight!
posted by papercake at 10:25 AM on April 20, 2006


Apparently, today is also Hitler's birthday.

It's also the 7th anniversary of the Columbine shootings.

Yesterday was the 11th anniversary of Oklahoma City and the 13th anniversary of Waco.

Have a great day!
posted by Pollomacho at 10:30 AM on April 20, 2006


I can't hear the phrase "High five!" and not think of the little asshole kid from Beat Kids on Wonder Showzen.
posted by Gamblor at 10:33 AM on April 20, 2006


you must be fun at parties, pollomacho.
posted by jonmc at 10:33 AM on April 20, 2006


God, I've just come full circle.

That kid is awesome, though. Like asking the beauty pageant contestants "Would you kick a pony in the face to end world hunger? High five!"
posted by Gamblor at 10:36 AM on April 20, 2006


any chance of this kinda stuff being posted the day before it happens? :)
posted by RufusW at 10:40 AM on April 20, 2006


I DIDNT BOTHER TO READ THE LINK BUT I ASSUME ITS THE SAME AS NATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111eleven1111111111111
posted by jewzilla at 10:58 AM on April 20, 2006


MetaFilter: high fiving for Hitler
posted by ND¢ at 11:15 AM on April 20, 2006


you must be fun at parties, pollomacho.
posted by jonmc at 1:33 PM EST on April 20 [!]


Does this mole look like cancer to you?
posted by Pollomacho at 11:48 AM on April 20, 2006


The part about Wonder Showzen high fives is the bullwhip sound that accompanies every single high five. Wkkk-Ksshhhh!
posted by quite unimportant at 12:04 PM on April 20, 2006


err....The AWESOME part about etc, etc...
posted by quite unimportant at 12:05 PM on April 20, 2006


Does this mole look like cancer to you?

no, more like Abe Lincoln in profile. why do you ask?

and pull up your pants.
posted by jonmc at 12:08 PM on April 20, 2006


I wouldn’t have thought 4/20 would be high 'five' day.
posted by Smedleyman at 5:07 PM on April 20, 2006


I wouldn’t have thought 4/20 would be high 'five' day.

'high' five, maybe.
posted by Feisty at 4:37 PM on April 20, 2006


Oh god, I actually finished that horrid video. Look, it's too late for me - but I want all the young people out there to learn from my mistakes and not waste your life watching that video.

This is the perfect storm of weird fake holidays: get stoned and high five on Hitler's birthday. And try not to think too much about Columbine.

(please insert Joey Lawrence "whooaah" here)
posted by Davenhill at 5:46 PM on April 20, 2006


I think tomorrow is going to be "punch the living shit out of the first person who says 'like' day". Yes. Yes. I have made my decision.
posted by Decani at 7:46 PM on April 20, 2006


Nobody will ever remember 4/20 is High Five Day, dude.
posted by Iamtherealme at 11:48 PM on April 20, 2006


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