Whereas Decani would ask, "Why on earth would you want to be religious in the first place?"Because my parents were religious, and the fact that they had me clearly means that they must have inherited correct knowledge of the true nature of the universe from their parents. After all, my grandfather worked a wheat farm for most of his life -- who's better qualified than him to know the ultimate origins of life on Earth? Luckily, his parents had already correctly figured it out for him, so he had no need to research any other religions or consider whether or not he needed one at all. That saved him a bunch of time and was all around easier to cope with. And of course, being my ancestors, there is absolutely no chance they were mistaken in the slightest; only other people's ancestors make mistakes.
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