Comments on: Perform the painless procedure*

Perform the painless procedure*

jba — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:28:40 -0800

Perform the painless procedure* Affordable In-Home LASIK Surgery You Can Do Yourself!™
*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.

By: MythMaker

MythMaker — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:31:43 -0800

This has to be a joke, right?

By: xmutex

xmutex — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:32:12 -0800

Haha. That's pitch perfect.

By: gurple

gurple — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:35:44 -0800

Aww, I was hoping they'd toss one last zinger in there when you actually try to buy the thing, but instead I just got a 'POST not allowed' error. Lame. Still, a very funny site.

By: amro

amro — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:38:34 -0800

It's nice how it comes with a mild sedative. I prefer to be calm when performing surgery on myself.

By: AmyMay

AmyMay — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:40:15 -0800

Um... I think I'll leave that to the professionals....

By: nicwolff

nicwolff — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:44:19 -0800

Brilliant:
Dr. Khadim Brings Clear Vision to
The People

By: bardic

bardic — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:48:38 -0800

Dr. Amir Khadim, M.D., Ph.D. But you can just call him Doctor Nick.

By: prostyle

prostyle — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:49:39 -0800

That illustration is priceless. Don't blink!

By: bardic

bardic — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:49:56 -0800

*Urp*

By: ijoshua

ijoshua — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:50:36 -0800

I swear I've seen this here before, but I can't find it in the archives for 1 April.

By: Malor

Malor — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 12:56:40 -0800

This is very funny, it's done just exactly right. Thanks for the link. :)

By: Heminator

Heminator — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 13:04:50 -0800

Umm, what's the Google Adwords rate for "lasik"?

By: odinsdream

odinsdream — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 13:49:32 -0800

I like the smoke curling up from the man's eye in the diagram.

By: oddman

oddman — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 14:09:34 -0800

I'm actually considering buying a t-shirt. That's just fab.

By: Vamier

Vamier — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 14:10:25 -0800

Heheheh. :) Of course it's not real! :P Urban legend stuff

By: rolypolyman

rolypolyman — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 14:29:14 -0800

I'm not sure about their Lasik gear, but I strongly recommend their home appendectomy kit. The cool thing is you get to keep all the scalpels.

By: PurplePorpoise

PurplePorpoise — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 14:31:16 -0800

home circumcision kit and the consequences (nfsw/e/sanity/&c).

By: elbie

elbie — Mon, 24 Apr 2006 18:36:43 -0800

In reference gurple's post not allowed comment above, it's sad that the error is preventing you from seeing the actual page.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 08:57:06 -0800

Should I bring all my shoes and glasses? So I have them?

By: robot

robot — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 15:03:09 -0800

Dr. Khadim has nice glasses.

By: Mid

Mid — Tue, 25 Apr 2006 15:10:12 -0800

Totally brilliant. I read somewhere that the click-through fee on the term Lasik is one of the biggest.