HOWTO: Host an orgy
April 26, 2006 10:54 AM   Subscribe

 
Not that I'm even remotely interested in it, but they left out step one: how to convince your wife to let you do it.
posted by Mayor Curley at 11:05 AM on April 26, 2006


That's not a HOWTO, that's a "back in the day."

the format of a HOWTO looks like this.
posted by bigmusic at 11:05 AM on April 26, 2006


Well, that's certainly going to alter the dynamic of the next metafilter meetup.
posted by ?! at 11:08 AM on April 26, 2006


The liquor should flow freely, the food should not be especially gas-producing (save the Three Bean Salad for the church picnic)

*ahem*
posted by ninjew at 11:09 AM on April 26, 2006


Yeah, that thing's got a lot less detail than a HOWTO really would. It's a ten-paragraph nostalgic blog entry.
posted by Plutor at 11:12 AM on April 26, 2006


Wow, rusty's getting some... action?
posted by cavalier at 11:24 AM on April 26, 2006


That reminds me why I stopped reading Kuro5hin.
posted by empath at 11:25 AM on April 26, 2006


Man, if the Lord God Almighty ever made anything better than trying to keep a semi-loaf in some pudgy lady from Westchester while trying to dodge away from a splatter of angry-bald-black-socked-husband semen then he kept it for himself, all I'm sayin' yo.
posted by Divine_Wino at 11:27 AM on April 26, 2006


Why, why didn't he include anecdotes about fistfights and Goats?

That's all anyone wants to hear about.
posted by sonofsamiam at 11:29 AM on April 26, 2006


cavalier: No, I'm most definitely not*. Kuro5hin is not my personal blog. :-)

* Ok, well, maybe a little, but not like that.
posted by rusty at 11:33 AM on April 26, 2006


k5 has also proved that there is such a thing as too detailed a plan.
posted by Skorgu at 12:00 PM on April 26, 2006


Man, I could have used that guide last week!
posted by quibx at 12:01 PM on April 26, 2006


what? no one thinks this is NSFW? What the #$%@?!
posted by Dantien at 12:07 PM on April 26, 2006


Uh, Dantien, NSFW is a warning used when a link is Not-Safe-For-Work, but isn't obviously so. An empty looking field requires a, "Warning - Land mines" sign. A land mine museum? Not so much.
posted by Richard Daly at 12:27 PM on April 26, 2006


And so a site on how to host an orgy is, by your estimation, safe for work? Really? Can I come work at your company?

How, on the front page, did that link indicate it's content?
posted by Dantien at 12:31 PM on April 26, 2006


A site on how to host an orgy is actually fine at my company. As long as there's no pictures. Text is ok.

Although myspace is blocked by the company filter....so I'm not sure what that says about the company.
posted by nyxxxx at 12:41 PM on April 26, 2006


As a datapoint: I browsed to and posted the porn database links from work. Text alone isn't usually NSFW.
posted by Skorgu at 12:44 PM on April 26, 2006


actually, a computer cant scan pictures for offensive content, only text. It takes the human eye to determine whether an image is offensive or not. I would think it is the text that sets off the flags in the filters.

Please continue.
posted by Dantien at 12:46 PM on April 26, 2006


If you are going to get in trouble for setting off text filters, you shouldn't browse mefi at work at all. All sorts of naughties are common in the comments.
posted by sonofsamiam at 12:47 PM on April 26, 2006


I'm trying to imagine an orgy of k5 members that turns out well. Hard enough to maintain some semblance of firmness knowing I'm in a houseful of ofay white dudes with no pants on. All I need is 10 of them taking time out of their busy session, popping in to savage my technique. Which would immediately devolve into an argument of Windows v. Mac or something.

In sum: no thanks. -1.
posted by yerfatma at 1:10 PM on April 26, 2006


This reminds me of one of my favorite articles from The Onion.

"Orgy A Logistical Nightmare"
posted by motherfather at 1:39 PM on April 26, 2006


yerfatma: Any orgy of actual K5 members would be guaranteed to take place on IRC, so you're probably safe.
posted by rusty at 3:47 PM on April 26, 2006


hey rusty, sorry, I knew it wasn't your article, etc.. I was just trying to be..erum... funny.. but you kind of spoiled the joke, er, by being here.

ps.. HI!!! How's k5 doin? :)
posted by cavalier at 3:59 PM on April 26, 2006


I'm with Dantien. Should be tagged.
posted by Sparx at 7:15 PM on April 26, 2006


Metafilter: words are exchanged, fists are cocked, cocks are fisted.
posted by goodnewsfortheinsane at 5:04 AM on April 27, 2006


cavalier: I was in a bar the other day, and I said "So a Catholic, a Jew, and a camel walk into a bar..." and then a Catholic, a Jew, and a camel walked in. So I totally know how you feel.
posted by rusty at 6:22 AM on April 27, 2006


So...no goats then?
posted by Smedleyman at 11:10 AM on April 27, 2006


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