It's likely that your email has reached me in error because you are simply not bright enough to type an email address properly. Kindly double-check the address of the person to whom you were trying to send your email now, and regret your shortcomings.
The technological revolution has left you in the dust. I mean, how hard is it, really, to type an email address in the "To" field of your gui email client? You are daft. You should probably just commit seppuku and do the rest of the world a favor.
If you are emailing the tourism agency for Dekalb, Alabama, you should send an email to pattyt, not patty.
Otherwise, you are either a simpering fool or a spammer, and in either case there are few things I would enjoy more than watching you catch on fire and run around screaming. You are a waste of carbon, and I don't like you.
Have a pleasant day.
...every time you see a piece of Spam anywhere you should think, "I helped in a small way to bring that about."This seems unduly harsh.
Still, cavalier, if I discovered one day that the company hosting my website was an active, long-time, and persistent, spam hoster I'd stop dealing with them regardless of how well they treated me.This, I get. Who wouldn't be looking to move after reading this thread and following the links?
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Boy it's a fun couple of weeks while I recieve tens of hundreds of emails every week from a) Mail Servers bouncing back, and b) Incensed spammed people yelling at me to stop sending them mail. The mails always come from a bot in some foreign country so I have no way to track it down.
All in all, I don't think paying to send email is the answer, but you kind of wish there was a remote tesla coil option.
posted by cavalier at 7:10 AM on April 27, 2006