Morris dancing is a form of traditional English folk dancing found principally in the southern counties of England, a horrific spectacle involving grown men dancing a bizarre ritual square dance wearing dark trousers, white shirts, stupid hats, ribbons on the arms, and bells on their toes. It is reserved for ghastly hippy festivals and country town pedestrian precints on public holidays. Participants are generally secondary-school teachers, university lecturers, computer programmers, other such dweebs, and child molesters. They usually sport beards and ugly wives, and insist on painting their childrens' faces at "fayres". Be glad you have never witnessed them first-hand.
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