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May 5, 2006 7:26 AM   Subscribe

NO PANTS DAY! And Cinco De Mayo! Muchos muchos grande pantusos?
posted by XQUZYPHYR (28 comments total) 2 users marked this as a favorite

 
....i'm really tempted to celebrate but i dont think the senior staff at work would appreciate me trying to hang out with my wang out.
posted by Doorstop at 7:33 AM on May 5, 2006


I have pants on this morning. :-(
posted by devbrain at 7:44 AM on May 5, 2006


yo tengo muchos pescados grandes en mis pantalones.
posted by carsonb at 7:47 AM on May 5, 2006


This reminds me of a poem I once wrote:

Los Pantalones [to be read aloud:]

Pants Pants Pants
Pants Pants Pants
Pants Pants Pants Pants
Pants Pants Pants


Pants.
posted by empath at 7:52 AM on May 5, 2006


(snaps fingers for Los Pantalones)
posted by zenzizi at 7:58 AM on May 5, 2006


My dad recently retired. For him, everyday is no pants day!

Being old is going to be awesome.
posted by Drunken_munky at 8:00 AM on May 5, 2006


i just unbuttoned mine...keep it on the DL and hope nobody comes to my cube and asks me to do anything which requires standing up
posted by poppo at 8:02 AM on May 5, 2006


Pssh.

I wish I could participate. My students should totally have their No Pants Day awareness raised.

Stupid school regulations.
posted by scaryblackdeath at 8:02 AM on May 5, 2006


I had no pants on when I woke up this morning. I plan to have no pants on when I go to bed tonight. Come to think of it, my fiancee yelled at me this morning for standing near an unshaded window without any pants on. I suppose I'm observing the spirit of No Pants Day, if not the letter.
posted by Faint of Butt at 8:07 AM on May 5, 2006


Yea!! Another excuse to wear my Utilikilt!
posted by Balisong at 8:23 AM on May 5, 2006


And I totally just shaved my nads yesterday.
posted by Mean Mr. Bucket at 8:24 AM on May 5, 2006


Balisong, you didn't read FAQ #4:

So I can wear a skirt instead? or "Hey, no problem, I was gonna wear a dress anyways!"
You're very clever, but you're missing the point. Articles of clothing like skirts, shorts, kilts, and dresses don't count, because people are encouraged to revel in the absence of pants, and not replace pants with other clothing. The point is to relax and enjoy the humor inherent in people not wearing pants. A good rule of thumb is to pretend like you were going to wear pants, and then just fail to put them on.

posted by barnacles at 8:25 AM on May 5, 2006


Bah!! OK, OK.

I guess I'll just have to, you know, wear no pants...
posted by Balisong at 8:30 AM on May 5, 2006


This thread is useless without more pictures like this one.
posted by emelenjr at 8:31 AM on May 5, 2006


But wait, apparently, kilts were allowed last year!
posted by Balisong at 8:33 AM on May 5, 2006


ESTRAGON:
Well? Shall we go?

VLADIMIR:
Pull on your trousers.

ESTRAGON:
What?

VLADIMIR:
Pull on your trousers.

ESTRAGON:
You want me to pull off my trousers?

VLADIMIR:
Pull ON your trousers.

ESTRAGON:
(realizing his trousers are down). True.
He pulls up his trousers.

VLADIMIR:
Well? Shall we go?

ESTRAGON:
Yes, let's go.

They do not move.
posted by Mean Mr. Bucket at 8:36 AM on May 5, 2006


flickr to the rescue
posted by jdfalk at 8:42 AM on May 5, 2006


I think that wearing underwear violates the spirit of No Pants Day more than wearing a kilt. Assuming you are wearing your kilt correctly.
posted by Balisong at 8:44 AM on May 5, 2006


Man. I should ahve gotten this memo yesterday. Now I'm going to have to carry my pants around all day. What a drag.
posted by jrb223 at 8:48 AM on May 5, 2006


I take off my pants.

Then I put on my robe and wizard's hat.
posted by WinnipegDragon at 9:17 AM on May 5, 2006


emelenjr, can you come back and visit when we have a No Panties Day?
posted by NationalKato at 9:17 AM on May 5, 2006


Humbug. This is clearly just another Hallmark holiday cooked up to sell greeting cards.
posted by milquetoast at 9:30 AM on May 5, 2006


I don't buy it. Kilts are not allowed but boxers (which are just shorts really, thus pants) are allowed? That wouldn't even be slightly out of place to see in your average college dinning hall.

No pants, should mean no pants.
posted by MrBobaFett at 10:25 AM on May 5, 2006


Wow. I would so be out of work.

Vaya con dios in su pantalones!
posted by Samizdata at 11:13 AM on May 5, 2006



Make every day no pants days, guys! Give us some eye candy!

lungi, lavalava, sarong ... oh my!



Men in Skirts (!) a provocative exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum of Art

.
posted by Surfurrus at 11:40 AM on May 5, 2006


I decided to celebrate in the spirit of Blue Velvet.
posted by thedoctorpants at 1:29 PM on May 5, 2006


Ah bummer, I forgot.
*Loosens belt*
*unzips fly*

Good thing I have ‘full cut’ lumberjack boxer shorts on. They extend past my knees.
posted by Smedleyman at 1:34 PM on May 5, 2006


Awwww I missed it! I'll participate next year!! :-)
posted by AmyMay at 9:14 PM on May 5, 2006


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