The dumbest or funniest thing I have read in a long time
May 10, 2006 8:40 AM Subscribe
This post was deleted for the following reason: I dunno, kind of an empty silly news item
"I have no idea what he's going to do. I've asked him that question myself. I truly don't think he knows," Bush said.
Maybe he should ask Karl Rove what he thinks Jeb should do. After all, he's the one who makes those sorts of decisions, isn't he?
posted by leftcoastbob at 8:51 AM on May 10, 2006
Maybe he should ask Karl Rove what he thinks Jeb should do. After all, he's the one who makes those sorts of decisions, isn't he?
posted by leftcoastbob at 8:51 AM on May 10, 2006
Jeb's waiting until Diebold voting machines are in use in every state. . . then he'll run.
posted by MasonDixon at 8:53 AM on May 10, 2006
posted by MasonDixon at 8:53 AM on May 10, 2006
This is not the funniest thing, but the scariest
posted by growabrain at 8:54 AM on May 10, 2006
posted by growabrain at 8:54 AM on May 10, 2006
Is there any family in the world with uglier beadier eyes? And with such consistancy too! Dad, Son, Brother ... monkey ...
posted by Peter H at 9:00 AM on May 10, 2006
posted by Peter H at 9:00 AM on May 10, 2006
I'm serious, if I were a woman and any of the Bush family semen even threatened to LOOK at me, I'd run away screaming. It even made monkey eyes out of their daughter Jenna. That's got to be the ugliest crosseyed semen bubbling in the angriest testicles on the entire planet.
It's not on Prescott Bush's face, though. So the question must be: Which monkey faced retard fucked George W Bush's grandmother?
posted by Peter H at 9:10 AM on May 10, 2006
It's not on Prescott Bush's face, though. So the question must be: Which monkey faced retard fucked George W Bush's grandmother?
posted by Peter H at 9:10 AM on May 10, 2006
Well, at least we can deduce that Dubya doesn't have a major plan to introduce Biblical Apocalypse during his tenure. Perhaps he'll leave it to his brother.
posted by gcbv at 9:12 AM on May 10, 2006
posted by gcbv at 9:12 AM on May 10, 2006
C'mon Postroad. Politics aside, this is a sorry excuse for... and a crappy attempt at a front-page post. Flagged.
posted by Witty at 9:12 AM on May 10, 2006
posted by Witty at 9:12 AM on May 10, 2006
Metafilter:
The ugliest crosseyed semen bubbling in the angriest testicles on the entire planet.
posted by parallax7d at 9:13 AM on May 10, 2006
The ugliest crosseyed semen bubbling in the angriest testicles on the entire planet.
posted by parallax7d at 9:13 AM on May 10, 2006
Ugh.
posted by stinkycheese at 9:13 AM on May 10, 2006
posted by stinkycheese at 9:13 AM on May 10, 2006
Metafilter: The dumbest or funniest thing I have read in a long time.
posted by Kibbutz at 9:13 AM on May 10, 2006
posted by Kibbutz at 9:13 AM on May 10, 2006
we need a royal family.
posted by StrasbourgSecaucus at 9:16 AM on May 10, 2006
posted by StrasbourgSecaucus at 9:16 AM on May 10, 2006
Is it possible that historians will call them the greatest american family?
posted by hexxed at 9:18 AM on May 10, 2006
posted by hexxed at 9:18 AM on May 10, 2006
Well, at least we can deduce that Dubya doesn't have a major plan to introduce Biblical Apocalypse during his tenure.
...Or the alternative explanation: He does, so 2008 is a non-issue, so he's just saying shit.
posted by staggernation at 9:18 AM on May 10, 2006
...Or the alternative explanation: He does, so 2008 is a non-issue, so he's just saying shit.
posted by staggernation at 9:18 AM on May 10, 2006
It is rather scary to consider desire of Americans to elect family members of politicians. I would think that the whole monarchy thing would scare the crap out of people. Kennedy, Bush, Dole, Clinton, etc.
posted by flarbuse at 9:21 AM on May 10, 2006
posted by flarbuse at 9:21 AM on May 10, 2006
Jeb vs. Hilary!
Dear Iran:
Could you please hurry up with the nukes and wipe our heathen asses off the planet?
If it'll help, we'll be glad to insult whatever prophet you require.
Weather is fine, wish we weren't here.
Regards,
Rationality.
posted by eriko at 9:24 AM on May 10, 2006
Dear Iran:
Could you please hurry up with the nukes and wipe our heathen asses off the planet?
If it'll help, we'll be glad to insult whatever prophet you require.
Weather is fine, wish we weren't here.
Regards,
Rationality.
posted by eriko at 9:24 AM on May 10, 2006
I keep asking myself: what will it take -- no really, what -- for me to decide to move to Canada?
posted by salvia at 9:31 AM on May 10, 2006
posted by salvia at 9:31 AM on May 10, 2006
Billy Bush is still the most qualified of the Bush clan for the office of presidency, unfortunately.
posted by clearlynuts at 9:38 AM on May 10, 2006
posted by clearlynuts at 9:38 AM on May 10, 2006
I'm looking forward to the orgies under the reign of Neil.
Then again, I'll probably be too busy hunting squirrels with a homemade atlatl to participate.
posted by maryh at 9:40 AM on May 10, 2006
Then again, I'll probably be too busy hunting squirrels with a homemade atlatl to participate.
posted by maryh at 9:40 AM on May 10, 2006
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I'm sure he'd do a heckuva job, I really am.
posted by Zozo at 8:44 AM on May 10, 2006