Religion, abortion, obesity, magic tricks, cat declawing, circumcision, mushrooms, bicycles, gun control, Israel/Palestine, childbearing and drugs.

May 13, 2006 9:27 AM

Some people say that fat Christians are immoral -- maybe because abortions can make you obese (or anorexic)? Yet morals aren't that black and white: is declawing a cat, for example, inhumane? Or is it sometimes necessary? Like circumcision, most people now think it's wrong -- opposition to circumcision is even rising in Israel. That's not the only Israeli movement gaining ground, either: Critical Mass is doing well there too -- perhaps because the buses are so risky? Who knows. No-one's sure why Jews are so much in favour of gun control, either -- they seem harsh on drugs, too. All of which leads us nicely on to magic mushrooms.
posted by reklaw (4 comments total)

Critical Mass isn't a movement, it's a coincidence.
posted by public at 9:32 AM on May 13, 2006

This is the best troll ever.
posted by drezdn at 9:33 AM on May 13, 2006

reklaw, I think I love you.
posted by Zozo at 9:34 AM on May 13, 2006

As gluttony is a sin, the obese will perish in the Lake of Fire.
posted by Mean Mr. Bucket at 9:34 AM on May 13, 2006