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May 26, 2006 11:26 AM   Subscribe

The results are in! Smoking pot doesn't cause cancer. I should write something witty and insightful about this, but I can't as I'm too busy firing up.
posted by hapax_legomenon (15 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: posted at 4:20 a few days ago



 
May cause memory loss, however. ;)
posted by Mr. Six at 11:29 AM on May 26, 2006


Memory is overrated, anyway. There are large parts of the past that I try to forget.
posted by nyxxxx at 11:30 AM on May 26, 2006


I've found as few whacks with the hammer take away whatever memories I don't want, as well as memories of the most recent day or two. If I post the same thing twince, this is usually the reason.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:32 AM on May 26, 2006


I've found as few whacks with the hammer take away whatever memories I don't want, as well as memories of the most recent day or two. If I post the same thing twince, this is usually the reason.

Jeez, my head hurts.
posted by Astro Zombie at 11:32 AM on May 26, 2006


This is not entirely true. It's just that smoking weed makes you forget you have the cancer.
posted by sexymofo at 11:42 AM on May 26, 2006


Federal health and drug enforcement officials have widely used Tashkin's previous work on marijuana to make the case that the drug is dangerous.

I'm sure they can fix this report with some creative copy editing.
posted by brundlefly at 11:47 AM on May 26, 2006


I was gonna post a double....

... but then I got high.
posted by tweak at 11:48 AM on May 26, 2006


La mota could be found to cure cancer and it would still be illegal in the United States.
posted by birdherder at 11:51 AM on May 26, 2006


Duuuuude!
Seriously.
posted by Floydd at 11:53 AM on May 26, 2006


I was point out your double...

... but then I got high.
posted by DragonBoy at 12:02 PM on May 26, 2006


Actually, this is a tripple. It was posted way back when, when the results were first anounced, before the publication.
posted by delmoi at 12:06 PM on May 26, 2006


heheh: "twince"
posted by mischief at 12:10 PM on May 26, 2006


Now if they found out that marijuana does not make you forget what you were saying in the middle of a sentence, thata would be news.
posted by kozad at 12:12 PM on May 26, 2006


Damn hippies.
posted by LarryC at 12:13 PM on May 26, 2006


"thata?" No, I'm not trying to sound like an Italian pothead, nor am I typing while stoned.
posted by kozad at 12:14 PM on May 26, 2006


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