Sweetbread Jesus
May 30, 2006 10:55 PM   Subscribe

1. Discover image of Christ on your food
2. Alert the media
3. ???
4. Profit.
posted by jonson (31 comments total) 3 users marked this as a favorite
 
brilliant.
posted by shoepal at 10:59 PM on May 30, 2006


The brilliant part is that they apparently only sell them in sets of two. Why on earth you'd need the redundant one is beyond me.
posted by jonson at 11:02 PM on May 30, 2006


To give as a gift!
posted by TwelveTwo at 11:07 PM on May 30, 2006


One for fryin', one for hittin'.
posted by hoborg at 11:08 PM on May 30, 2006


"image of christ found on face of bludgeoned hobo"
posted by jonson at 11:09 PM on May 30, 2006


1. Discover image of Christ on your food
2. Alert the media
3. ???
3. Post about it on Metafilter.
4. Profit.

I kid. Great post, thanks!
posted by Effigy2000 at 11:24 PM on May 30, 2006


If they had biblical/economic sense, they would be selling them in sets of three.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 11:31 PM on May 30, 2006


If they had biblical/economic sense, they would be selling them in sets of three.

No, silly - the holy ghost is inside every piece of toast; it need not be found engraved upon it. And also, it's probably good to have two images of the son, since the Father tends to take them back after the 3-day warranty is up.

Goingtohell.
posted by metaculpa at 11:36 PM on May 30, 2006


one for hittin'

Big fucking Jesus welt right on your cheek. Rad.
posted by eyeballkid at 11:38 PM on May 30, 2006


Best string of comments, evar.
posted by pkingdesign at 12:34 AM on May 31, 2006


Yeah, I have to give an A to the post and an A+ to the comments.

Thanks a hobo (who' bunch')
posted by BlackLeotardFront at 1:01 AM on May 31, 2006


Sweet. New meaning to "the body of Christ, broken for you..."
posted by salvia at 1:13 AM on May 31, 2006


Wake me when they have a Mohhamad cartoon version.
posted by lenny70 at 1:15 AM on May 31, 2006


Thrift stores everywhere will never run out of these.
posted by saysthis at 1:30 AM on May 31, 2006


They should sponsor the If The Earth Were a Sandwich project.
posted by shoepal at 1:34 AM on May 31, 2006


Oh. My. God. Jesus Grilled-Cheesing Christ In Teflon. That is so hot.

I believe my Christmas shopping is finished.
posted by chicobangs at 3:05 AM on May 31, 2006


a good overview of the other recent edible simulacra.
posted by kaytwo at 3:22 AM on May 31, 2006


Fabulous! I'm saving this for the next time the subject arises.

Et cum spiri TUTU-oh
posted by bim at 3:49 AM on May 31, 2006


Jesus Christ on a Grilled Cheese Sandwhich, what will they think of next!
posted by eriko at 4:26 AM on May 31, 2006


If they only sell them in pairs, I'd think they'd make the other one with Satan on it...

"see kids, that's Satan right there on your pancakes - a sure sign you're going to hell - you'd better behave..."
posted by blaneyphoto at 4:50 AM on May 31, 2006


You just know that someone, somewhere is going to come into an ER with a brand from a hot Christ skillet somewhere on their body.


"They must have a copy of the headpiece!"
posted by mrmojoflying at 5:11 AM on May 31, 2006


He fried for all our sins.
posted by brain_drain at 5:40 AM on May 31, 2006


Metafilter: Holy ghost in your slice of toast
posted by robzster1977 at 6:12 AM on May 31, 2006


Thank god. I really need something like this.
posted by OmieWise at 6:20 AM on May 31, 2006


Why on earth you'd need the redundant one is beyond me.

When testing, always mount a scratch Jesus.
posted by eriko at 6:41 AM on May 31, 2006


brain_drain: He fried for all our sins.

That just made my day. Thanks you.
posted by RobertFrost at 8:49 AM on May 31, 2006


Jesus turns batter into breakfast.
posted by obol at 10:54 AM on May 31, 2006


A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Son-of-Manwich is a meal.
posted by maryh at 11:53 AM on May 31, 2006


maryh-That was good.
posted by OmieWise at 12:13 PM on May 31, 2006


In Jesus' pan we spray, Amen.
posted by bmxGirl at 2:00 PM on May 31, 2006


Damn...first class punsters to a head.
posted by mrmojoflying at 6:39 AM on June 1, 2006


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