Comments on: Sweetbread Jesus

Sweetbread Jesus

jonson — Tue, 30 May 2006 22:55:46 -0800

1. Discover image of Christ on your food
2. Alert the media
3. ???
4. Profit.

By: shoepal

shoepal — Tue, 30 May 2006 22:59:51 -0800

brilliant.

By: jonson

jonson — Tue, 30 May 2006 23:02:38 -0800

The brilliant part is that they apparently only sell them in sets of two. Why on earth you'd need the redundant one is beyond me.

By: TwelveTwo

TwelveTwo — Tue, 30 May 2006 23:07:13 -0800

To give as a gift!

By: hoborg

hoborg — Tue, 30 May 2006 23:08:42 -0800

One for fryin', one for hittin'.

By: jonson

jonson — Tue, 30 May 2006 23:09:11 -0800

"image of christ found on face of bludgeoned hobo"

By: Effigy2000

Effigy2000 — Tue, 30 May 2006 23:24:27 -0800

1. Discover image of Christ on your food 2. Alert the media ~~3. ???~~ 3. Post about it on Metafilter. 4. Profit. I kid. Great post, thanks!

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Tue, 30 May 2006 23:31:09 -0800

If they had biblical/economic sense, they would be selling them in sets of three.

By: metaculpa

metaculpa — Tue, 30 May 2006 23:36:52 -0800

If they had biblical/economic sense, they would be selling them in sets of three. No, silly - the holy ghost is inside every piece of toast; it need not be found engraved upon it. And also, it's probably good to have two images of the son, since the Father tends to take them back after the 3-day warranty is up. Goingtohell.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Tue, 30 May 2006 23:38:45 -0800

one for hittin' Big fucking Jesus welt right on your cheek. Rad.

By: pkingdesign

pkingdesign — Wed, 31 May 2006 00:34:35 -0800

Best string of comments, evar.

By: BlackLeotardFront

BlackLeotardFront — Wed, 31 May 2006 01:01:36 -0800

Yeah, I have to give an A to the post and an A+ to the comments. Thanks a hobo (who' bunch')

By: salvia

salvia — Wed, 31 May 2006 01:13:31 -0800

Sweet. New meaning to "the body of Christ, broken for you..."

By: lenny70

lenny70 — Wed, 31 May 2006 01:15:12 -0800

Wake me when they have a Mohhamad cartoon version.

By: saysthis

saysthis — Wed, 31 May 2006 01:30:50 -0800

Thrift stores everywhere will never run out of these.

By: shoepal

shoepal — Wed, 31 May 2006 01:34:24 -0800

They should sponsor the If The Earth Were a Sandwich project.

By: chicobangs

chicobangs — Wed, 31 May 2006 03:05:34 -0800

Oh. My. God. Jesus Grilled-Cheesing Christ In Teflon. That is so hot. I believe my Christmas shopping is finished.

By: kaytwo

kaytwo — Wed, 31 May 2006 03:22:16 -0800

a good overview of the other recent edible simulacra.

By: bim

bim — Wed, 31 May 2006 03:49:43 -0800

Fabulous! I'm saving this for the next time the subject arises. Et cum spiri TUTU-oh

By: eriko

eriko — Wed, 31 May 2006 04:26:44 -0800

Jesus Christ on a Grilled Cheese Sandwhich, what will they think of next!

By: blaneyphoto

blaneyphoto — Wed, 31 May 2006 04:50:46 -0800

If they only sell them in pairs, I'd think they'd make the other one with Satan on it... "see kids, that's Satan right there on your pancakes - a sure sign you're going to hell - you'd better behave..."

By: mrmojoflying

mrmojoflying — Wed, 31 May 2006 05:11:53 -0800

You just know that someone, somewhere is going to come into an ER with a brand from a hot Christ skillet somewhere on their body. "They must have a copy of the headpiece!"

By: brain_drain

brain_drain — Wed, 31 May 2006 05:40:38 -0800

He fried for all our sins.

By: robzster1977

robzster1977 — Wed, 31 May 2006 06:12:18 -0800

Metafilter: Holy ghost in your slice of toast

By: OmieWise

OmieWise — Wed, 31 May 2006 06:20:16 -0800

Thank god. I really need something like this.

By: eriko

eriko — Wed, 31 May 2006 06:41:11 -0800

Why on earth you'd need the redundant one is beyond me. When testing, always mount a scratch Jesus.

By: RobertFrost

RobertFrost — Wed, 31 May 2006 08:49:37 -0800

brain_drain: He fried for all our sins. That just made my day. Thanks you.

By: obol

obol — Wed, 31 May 2006 10:54:29 -0800

Jesus turns batter into breakfast.

By: maryh

maryh — Wed, 31 May 2006 11:53:52 -0800

A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Son-of-Manwich is a meal.

By: OmieWise

OmieWise — Wed, 31 May 2006 12:13:26 -0800

maryh-That was good.

By: bmxGirl

bmxGirl — Wed, 31 May 2006 14:00:54 -0800

In Jesus' pan we spray, Amen.

By: mrmojoflying

mrmojoflying — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 06:39:28 -0800

Damn...first class punsters to a head.