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Post number 5214

Steven Den Beste — Thu, 11 Jan 2001 10:17:53 -0800

Well, if Dogz and Catz ain't good enough virtual pets for you, now you can get your very own Virtual Pamela Anderson (certain to be popular with 15-year-old boys everywhere) complete with patented "Silicone on Silicon" technology.

By: Steven Den Beste

Steven Den Beste — Thu, 11 Jan 2001 10:40:59 -0800

"The right gifts and attention create a happy PortaPam who blows kisses and dances at a nightclub." Hmm... what kind of dance at what kind of nightclub? Before she made it (ahem) big, Pam Anderson was an (ahem) exotic dancer. That's what she was doing when she met her rich-husband-old-enough-to-be-her-grandfather from which she just inherited $450 million. Will this game take her back to her roots? (which are brunette, by the way, if she misses an appointment with her hairdresser?) [Meow!]

By: Avogadro

Avogadro — Thu, 11 Jan 2001 10:51:59 -0800

Steven, aren't you thinking of Anna Nicole Smith?

By: Postroad

Postroad — Thu, 11 Jan 2001 11:12:25 -0800

I am well over 15. But spunds like a good item to me. Please send me one.

By: Steven Den Beste

Steven Den Beste — Thu, 11 Jan 2001 11:49:33 -0800

Egad! You're right, Avogadro! (blush)

By: baylink

baylink — Thu, 11 Jan 2001 12:23:34 -0800

That's why his... um, *number* is so big. :-)

By: baylink

baylink — Thu, 11 Jan 2001 12:24:47 -0800

"Anna Nicole Smith profile". Yeah, that's the way I like to look at her best.

By: Avogadro

Avogadro — Thu, 11 Jan 2001 13:19:39 -0800

That's why his... um, *number* is so big. Ewwww baylink, now I feel all icky...

By: dhartung

dhartung — Thu, 11 Jan 2001 13:45:29 -0800

I dunno if Pam Anderson ever danced, but she did model before she became a Baywatch babe. (At this point I don't remember if she was from the first generation, when it was on a network, or the second generation, when it was first syndie'd, or the third ... 2nd sounds right, though.) She did have that sex movie of her and ex-hubby Tommy Lee stolen and published on the net by IEG.

By: cCranium

cCranium — Thu, 11 Jan 2001 14:11:19 -0800

She was a Labbatt's model, way back when she had natural-sized breasts. Then she became the Tool Girl on Home Improvement, then first-gen Baywatch, then VIP. Canadian entertainment programs like it when Pammy does something, it's suddenly Canadian Content that "matters" and they can waste 2 minutes going through her career. Up until the sex video, she was one of those people that Canadians were supposed to be proud of. Since then, she hasn't made any more noise in the Canadian media than she has in the American. Which is still a lot. :-) <sigh> I just realised that, thanks to content legislation, I have brain cells dedicated to storing this information

By: baylink

baylink — Thu, 11 Jan 2001 16:51:42 -0800

Sorry, Av; it *is* *your* handle... :-)

By: kindall

kindall — Sat, 13 Jan 2001 10:59:24 -0800

The best part of this story is the name of the company that developed this "product." Eruptor Entertainment. Hah.