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June 9, 2006 3:11 PM   Subscribe

Give us all your money
posted by Blazecock Pileon (47 comments total) 11 users marked this as a favorite

 
gladly.
posted by nola at 3:14 PM on June 9, 2006


Done and done. Would you like my soul also?
posted by blue_beetle at 3:15 PM on June 9, 2006


i signed up, but then nothing happened. when will i get all your money?
posted by Hat Maui at 3:16 PM on June 9, 2006


Please be sure read the fine print
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 3:19 PM on June 9, 2006 [1 favorite]


What? No HTTPS?!! I'm not going to use this!
posted by beerbajay at 3:22 PM on June 9, 2006



Warning: fopen(/var/guaym/creditcards.txt): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /var/www/giveusallyourmoney.com/taketheirmoney.php on line 9
error taking your money.

Thank you, Dimitrius Bonegobbler ,for giving us all your money!


Bummer...
posted by DakotaPaul at 3:24 PM on June 9, 2006 [1 favorite]


You can find fake credit card numbers to feed into it here:

http://www.darkcoding.net/credit-card-numbers/
posted by Kirklander at 3:28 PM on June 9, 2006


The most honest and straight forward donation site I've seen yet.
posted by TwelveTwo at 3:32 PM on June 9, 2006


too bad i can't get it to accept my expiry date (with fake, fake, SOOPAH-FAKE account name and number)...
posted by retronic at 3:34 PM on June 9, 2006


Somehow this doesn't seem entirely trustworthy. I wonder what the catch is?
posted by lekvar at 3:39 PM on June 9, 2006


The catch is that they don't take all your money... just up to your credit limit on your card.
posted by bigmike at 3:43 PM on June 9, 2006


"orginization". heh.
posted by quonsar at 3:44 PM on June 9, 2006


My grandfather thought this was the real Chase Bank website.
posted by mathowie at 3:46 PM on June 9, 2006


My grandmother tried to give this site all her money but couldn't figure out where to send her check.
posted by _sirmissalot_ at 4:06 PM on June 9, 2006


I figured it was going to redirect to apple.com.
posted by smackfu at 4:10 PM on June 9, 2006 [1 favorite]


Is this another one of those quagmire war scams?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 4:19 PM on June 9, 2006 [1 favorite]


If we're in debt, will they take that instead?
posted by allen.spaulding at 4:20 PM on June 9, 2006


The most honest and straight forward donation site I've seen yet.

Isn't it!
posted by Raoul.Duke at 4:23 PM on June 9, 2006


They should really put a file there so they can collect some of this prime goodness. It kind of sucks that it doesn't work.
posted by blacklite at 4:38 PM on June 9, 2006


Every name I try is invalid for some reason. HOW DO THEY KNOW I'M LYING?
posted by emelenjr at 4:40 PM on June 9, 2006


I only gave them my funny paper.
posted by George_Spiggott at 4:47 PM on June 9, 2006


I'd like to make a more substantial comment about this thread and this site, but I need to ring the bank to find out why all my money is gone.
posted by Effigy2000 at 4:52 PM on June 9, 2006


Is this another one of those quagmire war scams?

Hey, Baby, I'm shipping out tomorrow and don't know if I'll live the week, giggity giggity giggity...
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 5:00 PM on June 9, 2006 [1 favorite]


I have to see a panhandler's face before I give 'em any money—so I know it's not going to Donald Trump or the Republican party.
posted by disgruntled at 5:02 PM on June 9, 2006


I hope we find out, in six or so months, how many people did in fact, enter their real card numbers.

Because you know there are going to be some people who do.
posted by Zinger at 5:06 PM on June 9, 2006


Get Rich or Die Typing

I just gave my money to the internet!!
posted by thanatogenous at 5:12 PM on June 9, 2006


clearly, web 3.0
posted by b1tr0t at 5:31 PM on June 9, 2006


I sent most of my money to Nigeria, but hang on, I'm soon to be really rich!
posted by BillyElmore at 6:48 PM on June 9, 2006


I'm pissed! They only took most of my money. Haro, haro, haro!
posted by ColdChef at 7:05 PM on June 9, 2006 [1 favorite]


Thank you, Cold Chef ,for giving us all your money!

Of course, I had to put a space in the middle to make it work. Damn these forms!
posted by yhbc at 7:26 PM on June 9, 2006


I gave all of your mom's sex money.
posted by furtive at 7:37 PM on June 9, 2006


doesn't seem to me like they want very much
posted by pyramid termite at 8:26 PM on June 9, 2006


I am curious to see what is in the sacred /var/guaym/creditcards.txt file.
posted by nearo at 10:19 PM on June 9, 2006


This reminds me of the classic email scam. Somebody posted an ad in the back of the weekly world news that just said "send your dollar today!".

Made a couple thousand. Of course taking thousands of dollars out of envelopes has to be no fun....
posted by lumpenprole at 10:34 PM on June 9, 2006


Still cheaper than the debt all of us now owe due to the spending habits of the Republican congress.
posted by Davenhill at 10:53 PM on June 9, 2006


http://www.giveusallyourmoney.com/verify.js
posted by econous at 10:56 PM on June 9, 2006


Davenhill a little point, you will do me a favour: Don't comment in thread I might read. Blame Bush.
posted by econous at 11:12 PM on June 9, 2006


Just by opening that page, you have already started the process whereby you will give them -- in fact, have already given them -- all your money.
posted by pracowity at 11:17 PM on June 9, 2006


All your money is belong to us.
Someone had to say it. Don't shoot the messenger. The buck stops somewhere else.
posted by brundlefly at 11:27 PM on June 9, 2006


Great, now all of Haywood Jablome's money is gone.
posted by Smedleyman at 11:39 PM on June 9, 2006


So is Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo's.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 12:10 AM on June 10, 2006


This website...it steals?
posted by TheDonF at 12:49 AM on June 10, 2006


I gave them all my money. They sent me a hooker. I think they got about 12 cents, since I just got fired and I don't have a credit card. The hooker was delicious, if a bit too aromatic.
posted by loquacious at 2:45 AM on June 10, 2006


Robert Tilton's GOT to be running this site. It's very much his style.
posted by chef_boyardee at 7:04 AM on June 10, 2006


One question: When's the IPO?
posted by StarForce5 at 7:46 AM on June 10, 2006


that's what your mom said when she gave me all her money.
posted by ab3 at 10:01 AM on June 10, 2006


Is this the new ultrasimplified online 1040 the IRS has been promising us?
posted by kcds at 4:47 PM on June 11, 2006


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