And they called it puppy love

June 21, 2006 3:13 PM

Here's what happens, Larry! This is what happens when you fuck a puppy in the ass!
posted by mr_crash_davis (32 comments total)

That's disgusting. I'm glad to see they don't stand for queer sex in Florida anymore.
posted by rob paxon at 3:15 PM on June 21, 2006

Yay, the best of the web.
posted by unSane at 3:18 PM on June 21, 2006

Hope he at least gave him a reacharound.

Oh, and, barf.
posted by bardic at 3:19 PM on June 21, 2006

charged with one count of felony sexual bestiality

Is there any other kind of bestiality?
posted by Armitage Shanks at 3:19 PM on June 21, 2006

Fark comments and Lebowsky jokes ensue.
posted by furtive at 3:20 PM on June 21, 2006

1) That puppy looks sad. Very sad.
2) That cop has extremely bad handwriting.
posted by afx237vi at 3:21 PM on June 21, 2006

Some people achieve fame, others simply notoriety.
posted by baphomet at 3:22 PM on June 21, 2006

This is an abysmal post. It absolutely does not belong on the front page of Metafilter.

Dog fucking is now best of the web?
posted by Malor at 3:23 PM on June 21, 2006

Yes Malor, this is best of the web.
posted by birdherder at 3:26 PM on June 21, 2006

Malor, have you actually browsed the web lately?
posted by rob paxon at 3:26 PM on June 21, 2006

MeTa (sort of)
posted by Mr. Six at 3:27 PM on June 21, 2006

"This is an abysmal post. It absolutely does not belong on the front page of Metafilter."

Sorry, I couldn't find any footage on Youtube.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 3:27 PM on June 21, 2006

This is an abysmal post. It absolutely does not belong on the front page of Metafilter.

Yeah, but see, if there was like, say, a page that hovered, like an inch or two off the screen, like a fucking hologram ? That's where this post would go.
posted by docpops at 3:27 PM on June 21, 2006

posted by interrobang at 3:28 PM on June 21, 2006

Ya know I see this 'best of the web' complaint pop up now and again on mefi. However the masthead says 'community weblog. And the only 'best' in the about is in regard to comments.
posted by MrLint at 3:29 PM on June 21, 2006

I take that as a personal compliment. Thanks MrLint!!!!^_^!!
posted by rob paxon at 3:30 PM on June 21, 2006

Oh, and, Florida or Germany?
posted by docpops at 3:31 PM on June 21, 2006

Is there any other kind of bestiality?

Yes, there are, apparently in Washington State, if you, uhm, are intimate with certain LARGER animals, there is no felony. I'm too scared to google this random factoid for verification.
posted by eurasian at 3:32 PM on June 21, 2006

Bestiality of the web.
posted by Kraftmatic Adjustable Cheese at 3:34 PM on June 21, 2006

This is an abysmal post. It absolutely does not belong on the front page of Metafilter.

Dog fucking is now best of the web?
posted by Malor at 6:23 PM EST on June 21 [+fave] [!]

flag it and move on.
posted by shmegegge at 3:35 PM on June 21, 2006

Metafilter: The new Stile
posted by davelog at 3:35 PM on June 21, 2006

I wish you hadn't posted this, crash... the less "four month old puppies in agony" news stories in my life, the happier I am. I know that's selfish, I know that I could have found out about the story some other way, but the point is, I hadn't. I was blissfully unaware of the misery this poor little dog had been put through, and was happier not knowing.
posted by jonson at 3:36 PM on June 21, 2006

Eurasian, after the guy died from his horseplay, the lawmakers in Olympia started working on making it a felony here...I don't recall if they've succeeded or not.

And it wasn't even the guy's own horse.
posted by nomisxid at 3:37 PM on June 21, 2006

I think it's only a felony in Florida if one of the parties is underage as was the case here...
posted by mosk at 3:37 PM on June 21, 2006

Eww, it was a four month old puppy, that's like gay bestial pedophilia. The owner's mentality is almost as disturbing as the act he was engaged in. More so because I know he's not the only one to think that way about their dogs.
posted by fenriq at 3:39 PM on June 21, 2006

flag it and move on.
posted by shmegegge

I wish that's all they did when they catch me raping puppies.
posted by rob paxon at 3:40 PM on June 21, 2006

And it wasn't even the guy's own horse.
posted by nomisxid

I believe it actually was.
posted by rob paxon at 3:40 PM on June 21, 2006

Santorum was right!
posted by you just lost the game at 3:41 PM on June 21, 2006

Well, it occurs to me that this was likely a trial run. They busted this fucking freak before it was a kid, so there is that to be glad for.
posted by docpops at 3:42 PM on June 21, 2006

are gays going to have to account for this too?
posted by brevator at 3:42 PM on June 21, 2006

In this case cruelty is a straight forward function of length, girth, time and vigorosity. Ethics 101 people.
posted by econous at 3:43 PM on June 21, 2006

Did that guy just seriously insinuate that it is better to rape a puppy than a child? Come on man... puppies :[.
posted by rob paxon at 3:44 PM on June 21, 2006