The Trenchcoat Mafia! "No one would play with us! We had no friends, the trenchcoat mafia..." Hey I saw the yearbook picture, it was six of 'em! I ain't have six friends in high school. I don't got six friends now!
Let’s put the question bluntly: How has it come to pass that in fin-de-siècle America, where every child from preschool onward can recite the "anti-drug" catechism by heart, millions of middle- and upper-middle class children are being legally drugged with a substance so similar to cocaine that, as one journalist accurately summarized the science, "it takes a chemist to tell the difference"?
Violent music doesn't make violent kids. Violent kids listen to violent music. Most of the time, it's actually beneficial.
posted by Serial Killer Slumber Party at 7:37 AM PST on July 7 [+fave] [!]
god damnit do not blame anyone else besides me and V for this. don't blame my family, they had no clue and there is nothing they could have done, they brought me up just fucking fine, dont blame toy stores or any other stores for selling us ammo, bomb materials or anything like that because its not their fault, i dont want no fucking laws on buying fucking PVC pipes. we are kind of a select case here so dont think this will happen again. dont blame the school, dont fucking put cops all over the place just because we went on a killing spree doesnt mean everyone else will and hardly ever do people bring bombs or guns to school anyway, the admin. is doing a fine job as it is, i dont know who will be left after we kill but damnit dont change any policies just because of us. it would be stupid and if there is any way in this fucked up universe we can come back as ghosts or what the fuck ever we will haunt the life out of anyone who blames anyone besides me and V.
Frasier: NILES! Niles, get a hold of yourself! Stop it! Stop, stop. It's all right. You're no longer an awkward teenager, you're a renowned psychiatrist. Danny Kreizel may have won a battle or two back in junior high, but that's where he peaked. You won the war. You know the expression, "Living well is the best revenge"?
Niles: It's a wonderful expression. Just don't know how true it is. Don't see it turning up in a lot of opera plots. "Ludwig, maddened by the poisoning of his entire family, wreaks vengeance on Gunther in the third act by living well."
Frasier: All right, Niles. [heads into the kitchen]
Niles: [follows him] "Whereupon Woton, upon discovering his deception, wreaks vengeance on Gunther in the third act again by living even better than the Duke."
Frasier: Oh, all right!
Also, neither one of those articles, nor any other that I've seen, makes any attempt to answer (a) what the hell happened to these two kids between ages 4-16 to make them end up as killers, or (b) what was the environment at the high school in the years they were there.
« Older "White people call them Unidentified Flying Object... | The Museum of Fantastic Specim... Newer »
This thread has been archived and is closed to new comments
Buy a Shirt