The real

July 7, 2006 8:32 PM

Penis Pain "It's simply a small website created to help those who have sores on their penises. I chose [this] platform because it's free, fast, and anonymous, not because I want to become the "Penis Pain" blogger expert. In fact, if you've been experiencing unexpected (keyword) pain in your penis, I highly recommend seeking the counsel of a medical professional - the real "Penis Pain" experts." (all text, but probably still NSFW)
posted by c:\awesome (26 comments total)

Did you even read this site, or was it a 'penis, heh heh' beavis and butthead response to a site that has basically zero usable content other than the original 'why this site exists posts'?
posted by WetherMan at 8:44 PM on July 7, 2006

OMGWTFBBQ
posted by moonbird at 8:50 PM on July 7, 2006

a site that has basically zero usable content other than the original 'why this site exists posts'?

That's not true. Now I know not jerk off with 'Aveeno lotion that was infused with microbeads and natural light diffusers'.

Quick tip - don't try to suck your own cock, you'll just hurt yourself.
posted by puke & cry at 8:53 PM on July 7, 2006 [1 favorite]

posted by zenzizi at 8:53 PM on July 7, 2006 [1 favorite]

My uncle's name is Richard Payne. I shit you not. I'd send him this but I don't know him all that well.
posted by rolypolyman at 8:54 PM on July 7, 2006

Oh, I get it. Dick Payne. right.
posted by puke & cry at 8:57 PM on July 7, 2006 [1 favorite]

Lollercaust!
posted by Balisong at 9:03 PM on July 7, 2006

Did you even read this site

Read it? I wrote it!
posted by c:\awesome at 9:05 PM on July 7, 2006

posted by moonbird at 9:11 PM on July 7, 2006

Your posting history makes me wonder, c:\awesome.
posted by danb at 9:11 PM on July 7, 2006

moonbird your gif rocks, thank you so much. I literally shit myself laughing, the world is good now that the Man from the Internet is here.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:13 PM on July 7, 2006

But re. Penis Pain blog, I vote "sucks bigtime".
posted by Meatbomb at 9:19 PM on July 7, 2006

Once upon a time, popularity-starved non-experts who had a passing interest in something put together content-less sites on Geocities. Now they call them weblogs instead, and they make fine Metafilter posts.
posted by Jimbob at 9:23 PM on July 7, 2006

It's a sort of personal-angle adsense spam harvesting site that is now getting traffic and ranking from MeFi. For shame, C:\spammer.
posted by shoepal at 9:32 PM on July 7, 2006

In my defense, I have ad blocker turned on, so I didn't see the adsense. At least the MeFi rank will boost it above the millions of millions of search results that sparked the site. A worthy endeavor.
posted by c:\awesome at 9:37 PM on July 7, 2006

Wait, so... Uh, I'm still at a loss here. Should I go see an expert or not?
posted by SmileyChewtrain at 9:42 PM on July 7, 2006

Why does it hurt when I pee?
posted by landis at 9:49 PM on July 7, 2006

Phallic Pregunta, a LiveJournal community, might be a more populated and helpful community than this for those possessing a penis or those interested in the health and well-being of the penises in their lives. It is the penile counterpart to Vagina Pagina, a LiveJournal community devoted to all things vaginal.
posted by macadamiaranch at 10:04 PM on July 7, 2006

Mom.. what's a lolocaust?
Well sweetie pie, it's like a lolcanco, only no one lives.
lol
posted by econous at 10:32 PM on July 7, 2006

I won't post this gif, but I will link to it. nsfw
posted by puke & cry at 10:49 PM on July 7, 2006 [1 favorite]

c:\awesome is certainly off to a rip-roaring mefi start;
posted by Heywood Mogroot at 10:51 PM on July 7, 2006

Three posts on a stupid blog that includes the word penis and pain alot?

Well at least it didn't take long to figure out it was shit.
posted by fenriq at 11:02 PM on July 7, 2006

posted by puke & cry at 11:31 PM on July 7, 2006 [1 favorite]

Um, invest in some Jergens?
posted by sourwookie at 11:34 PM on July 7, 2006

But I don't want to be exposed to pained penii.
posted by Zack_Replica at 3:06 AM on July 8, 2006

- i.
posted by Zack_Replica at 3:07 AM on July 8, 2006