Thong Bikini Piano

July 9, 2006 7:30 PM

The Thong Bikini Piano. (For Phlash non-Phriday)
posted by Steven C. Den Beste (26 comments total)

Man. An amusing concept, but those example songs are terribly recorded.

Someone ought to put something up on Music.
posted by cortex at 7:39 PM on July 9, 2006

Hmm. I played one recorded song and now I have to go and kill Beethoven again, because it brought him back to life so he could kill everybody who listened to that butchery.

If only the sounds were less...bad.
posted by Dipsomaniac at 7:44 PM on July 9, 2006

bird's eye view = creepy
posted by rainman84 at 7:50 PM on July 9, 2006

My gut reaction to this is the Darth Vader NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

But maybe that's just me.
posted by danb at 7:53 PM on July 9, 2006

If you can't do it in real life, you shouldn't be doing it at all.
posted by Serial Killer Slumber Party at 7:59 PM on July 9, 2006

Jeez, I did something like this YEARS ago, but it was actually funny.
(self link, don't shoot me)
http://curtis.corlew.com/data/index.htm
Click "flash musical instrument"
posted by cccorlew at 8:11 PM on July 9, 2006

"la" sounds flat.
posted by bonehead at 8:15 PM on July 9, 2006

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posted by kozad at 8:16 PM on July 9, 2006

Ooh boy, I must be old. All I can think about is how those girls need some sunscreen.
posted by crunchland at 8:17 PM on July 9, 2006

Ladies and gentlemen, Marvin Suggs and his Muppaphone.
posted by evilcolonel at 8:23 PM on July 9, 2006

Ooh boy, I must be old. All I can think about is how those girls need some sunscreen.

Then their marketing gimmick has worked.
posted by Serial Killer Slumber Party at 8:56 PM on July 9, 2006

Has Andrea Dworkin protested this yet?
posted by HTuttle at 8:59 PM on July 9, 2006

Actually, this is what killed her.
posted by Jenga at 9:32 PM on July 9, 2006

Probably not, in as much as she died last year.
posted by Steven C. Den Beste at 9:32 PM on July 9, 2006 [1 favorite]

Let's see 'em play the "Trolley Song":

...Schwing, schwing, schwing went her fartstrings...

posted by rob511 at 9:33 PM on July 9, 2006

This is pretty lame, IMO. They should have hooked the girls up to keys on the keyboard, so you could do chords, etc.
posted by delmoi at 9:52 PM on July 9, 2006

no no no no no . this is the greatest thing ever.



or maybe i'm just drunk.
posted by nola at 9:59 PM on July 9, 2006

I want some black notes. Give me some soul sisters.
posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 10:00 PM on July 9, 2006

Jeez, these comments sound so bad that I'm not even going to bother visiting the ooooooch.com site.
posted by PlanoTX at 10:03 PM on July 9, 2006

You're no fun!
posted by Steven C. Den Beste at 10:10 PM on July 9, 2006

More piano.
posted by tellurian at 10:47 PM on July 9, 2006

This is just a less successful follow-up of Athanasius Kircher's cat piano.
posted by hydrophonic at 11:17 PM on July 9, 2006

Wasn't there something like that in the movie "Baron von Munchhausen"?
posted by Steven C. Den Beste at 1:43 AM on July 10, 2006

This is terrible.
This is good.
posted by bunglin jones at 6:08 AM on July 10, 2006

They should have hooked the girls up to keys on the keyboard, so you could do chords, etc.

Dude, they did. Numbers 1-8.
posted by cortex at 6:27 AM on July 10, 2006

I forgot to mention that thing I linked to is NSFW (audio-wise)
posted by bunglin jones at 7:28 AM on July 10, 2006