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July 10, 2006 2:38 PM   Subscribe

Wrestling Bears
No, not this [NSFW].
Or this.
Sort of like this.
Or this, in a steel cage ("C'MON BEAR!").
And then there's the history.
posted by StopMakingSense (24 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

 
I'd say it's animal cruelty, except that those bears could tear those guys to pieces.
posted by Astro Zombie at 2:42 PM on July 10, 2006


oh wtf dude.
posted by puke & cry at 2:45 PM on July 10, 2006 [1 favorite]


aiegh
posted by boo_radley at 2:49 PM on July 10, 2006


StopMakingSense: You have to start first.
posted by absalom at 3:00 PM on July 10, 2006


As the NSFW link doesn't work, I don't see any need to linger...
posted by hermitosis at 3:09 PM on July 10, 2006


*logs in with uncharacteristic speed and curiosity*
posted by hermitosis at 3:10 PM on July 10, 2006


How about this?
posted by gottabefunky at 3:35 PM on July 10, 2006


Unbearable.
And, needs bearshitinsane tag
posted by cccorlew at 3:39 PM on July 10, 2006


Bear vs. Shark?
posted by Alterscape at 3:57 PM on July 10, 2006


The day started so innocently... who could have guessed that by seven o' clock at night, I'd be watching huge men erotically grappling each other on the internet?

Okay, fine. I guess I could have guessed that.
posted by Greg Nog at 3:57 PM on July 10, 2006


YOU GIVE?!? Yeah I give...I'll join your fucking union....

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
posted by Jikido at 4:02 PM on July 10, 2006


wow.

i'd agree with the animal cruelty, because those bears are probably declawed.

the commentary in the first link is priceless. and i'm actually impressed by the guy fighting the muzzle-less bear - the bear has to be really well-trained to not be ripping that guy to shreds.
posted by gnutron at 4:21 PM on July 10, 2006


Yeah, the bears must be declawed. Otherwise that'd be totally Tarantino in about five seconds flat.

Stupid, nasty humans.
posted by Decani at 4:57 PM on July 10, 2006


I can't bear to watch.
posted by redteam at 5:01 PM on July 10, 2006


All activities which involve humans tormenting animals for "fun" should end like this (YouTube). Or preferably fatally. For the human.
posted by Decani at 5:05 PM on July 10, 2006


The "NSFW" one was apperantly NSF-youtube, and has since been deleted.
posted by delmoi at 5:10 PM on July 10, 2006


aiegh
posted by boo_radley


Boo?
posted by homunculus at 5:19 PM on July 10, 2006


I had to wrestle three bears just today.
Some day I'll be able to click on a YouTube link and watch the whole day I just had.
Soon it will just show a picture of me watching a computer screen.
posted by Balisong at 5:45 PM on July 10, 2006


The "NSFW" one was apperantly NSF-youtube, and has since been deleted.

Still works for me, unfortunately.
posted by puke & cry at 5:58 PM on July 10, 2006 [1 favorite]


delmoi, that "NSFW" one is still there. Youtube may just require you to log in and verify that you're over 18. If that's the case and you don't have a login of your own, use one from BugMeNot.

It's at least one extra step, which may be a little difficult, but just grin and... aw fuck this.
posted by redteam at 6:27 PM on July 10, 2006


The bear wasn't fighting with much enthusiasm. It looked like it just wanted to leave.
posted by obvious at 6:30 PM on July 10, 2006


Animal cruelty? Yep.

When that stupid bastard cuffed the muzzled bear all I could think of was what a fully clawed and demuzzled bear would do. It would make Tarantino look like vintage Disney. And I'd pay the bear's legal fees.
posted by skepticbill at 7:15 PM on July 10, 2006


"Bears are very sensitive to blood and sensing it makes them very dangerous. ...When Ted was living at home with his owners, Ted tore down the door to their bedroom and killed his owner's girlfriend while she was menstruating."

And the owner didn't shoot the bear right there on the spot? Must really loved that bear.

Wait till Stephen Colbert hears of this!
posted by MiltonRandKalman at 10:49 AM on July 11, 2006


Boo!
posted by homunculus at 9:03 PM on July 11, 2006


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