Real boobies from the '70s (not safe for work)

July 15, 2006 9:07 PM

Catholic High School Girls in Trouble (embedded QT video w/ sound and definitely not safe for work)
posted by persona non grata (53 comments total)

somehow I don't think that this link is going to stay greenlit..

this link was on fazed, and it belongs there.
posted by Milliken at 9:09 PM on July 15, 2006

I love Kentucky Fried Movie! But I think A Fistful of Yen takes the cake for the best cut off that film...
posted by OverlappingElvis at 9:14 PM on July 15, 2006

That's not even the best part of the movie. A Fistful of Yen is better, imo.
posted by bob sarabia at 9:16 PM on July 15, 2006

or, what he said.
posted by bob sarabia at 9:17 PM on July 15, 2006

Kentucky Fried Movie is great, but in all honesty, I think KFM-clone UHF surpassed it in the skit department.
posted by majick at 9:18 PM on July 15, 2006

I've got to get this Kentucky Fried Movie. I'd never even heard of it. Fun stuff. :-)
posted by persona non grata at 9:21 PM on July 15, 2006

Goodie bag TV. That deserves a slight heh, but otherwise...WTF?
posted by UbuRoivas at 9:21 PM on July 15, 2006

I've got to get this Kentucky Fried Movie. I'd never even heard of it. Fun stuff. :-)

There's a torrent up at torrentspy that should be pretty well seeded, if you're so inclined. Of course, you could just rent it. I have a thing for downloading movies.
posted by bob sarabia at 9:26 PM on July 15, 2006

Quality humor. What, it's Saturday night, what are you all doing reading this?
posted by anthill at 9:28 PM on July 15, 2006

Downloading movies, duh. The Story of Ricky, actually.
posted by bob sarabia at 9:31 PM on July 15, 2006

I would have had a lot more fun at my catholic high school if the girls had been so willing to...get into trouble.
posted by liquorice at 9:37 PM on July 15, 2006

And Lincoln is the capital of Nebraska!






/too obscure???
posted by RavinDave at 9:38 PM on July 15, 2006

Uschi Digart, recognise!
posted by stinkycheese at 10:02 PM on July 15, 2006

THRILLSEEKERS.
posted by Mikey-San at 10:06 PM on July 15, 2006

Remember when The Daily Show would include a short clip from Ricki-Oh? Good times!

Also... in case of premature ejaculation, this record comes equipped with BIG JIM SLADE!!!
posted by basicchannel at 10:07 PM on July 15, 2006

Ah... fond memories! This is one of those early films that made me realize I loved big ol' boobies... :) There's more than a few such clips in that movie, including the final "skit" involving ZAZ as news reporters watching people through their TV. That said, it's almost certainly the worst of the ZAZ films (Airplane, Top Secret, Police Squad, etc). Also, I do believe that the Uschi Digart shower scene clips are ripped right from a Russ Meyer film (with squeaky balloon noises dubbed in the ZAZ crew, of course).
posted by hincandenza at 10:16 PM on July 15, 2006

ZAZ are brilliant. Here's a Zucker interview on Fresh Air commemorating the 25th anniversary of Airplane!
posted by basicchannel at 10:24 PM on July 15, 2006

Riki-oh synopsis, complete with animated gifs, for anyone interested.
posted by bob sarabia at 10:29 PM on July 15, 2006

A great film, haven't thought of it in years.
posted by moonbird at 10:39 PM on July 15, 2006

Hey Milliken, yuk yuk yuk!

;-)
posted by persona non grata at 10:40 PM on July 15, 2006

Oops... not a Fresh Air interview :(. NPR all the same!
posted by basicchannel at 10:47 PM on July 15, 2006

Everyone knows the warden must be the very best at kung-fu!
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 11:10 PM on July 15, 2006

Hah, this is the worst of YouTubeFilter, but that pie in the ass is truly a great moment in cinematic history.
posted by dgaicun at 11:18 PM on July 15, 2006

I :heart: Samuel L. Bronkowitz.
posted by avoision at 11:32 PM on July 15, 2006

So you know, "ZAZ" stands for David Zucker, Jim Abrams and Jerry Zucker. They're still making movies today, although the quality has gone downhill. My favorite bit from Kentucky Fried Movie, by the way, has to be That's Armageddon!
posted by JHarris at 1:32 AM on July 16, 2006

Moscow in flames. Missiles on their way to New York. Film at 11!
posted by crataegus at 2:16 AM on July 16, 2006

Ive actually watched all of Riki-oh. That thing is damned bizzare.
posted by MrLint at 3:17 AM on July 16, 2006

The popcorn you've been eating has been pissed in. More at 11...
posted by horsemuth at 4:07 AM on July 16, 2006

Metafilter: We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.
posted by slimepuppy at 4:58 AM on July 16, 2006

Let's not forget Hung Lo and Long Wang.
posted by RavinDave at 5:11 AM on July 16, 2006

Groove Tube
posted by sfts2 at 5:59 AM on July 16, 2006

Please welcome Enormous Genitals.
posted by kirkaracha at 7:13 AM on July 16, 2006

Screen grabs.
posted by kirkaracha at 7:25 AM on July 16, 2006

I always liked that Danger Seeker guy who steps into the marble/dice game that some guys are playing.
posted by flarbuse at 8:08 AM on July 16, 2006

I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11.
posted by PlusDistance at 8:34 AM on July 16, 2006

I just rented KFM last week. Fun movie. My favorite ZAZ movie is probably Top Secret!

In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual.
posted by jefbla at 9:47 AM on July 16, 2006

/me picked a bad day to give up sniffing glue.
posted by tommasz at 9:52 AM on July 16, 2006

my favourite line, and one I drop whenever I can pull it off, is "and recreating her famous role..."

And hey! most of those breasts look real!

Metafilter: I always root against the heterosexual.
posted by I, Credulous at 9:56 AM on July 16, 2006

There used to be a whole genre of boobie flicks in the 80's. I think that Porky's and Bachelor Party (with Tom Hanks!) were among the best.

Now we have plenty of violence, but very few obnoxious movies with gratuitous violence.

Man, I miss the 80's.
posted by drstein at 10:44 AM on July 16, 2006

Man, after seeing that I need to take 2 or 3 Sanhedrins.
posted by rolypolyman at 10:57 AM on July 16, 2006

Jesus Friggin CHRIST, some of you actually think ANY of that is FUNNY?
posted by HTuttle at 12:34 PM on July 16, 2006

No wonder people still listen to rock. The world is STUPID.
posted by HTuttle at 12:34 PM on July 16, 2006

boooooobies
posted by crunchland at 1:00 PM on July 16, 2006

Metafilter: The world is STUPID.
posted by crataegus at 1:52 PM on July 16, 2006

I also like Amazon Women on the Moon.
posted by Ethereal Bligh at 1:53 PM on July 16, 2006

It's amazing how if you make enough jokes, someone, somewhere going to find some of it humourous. It's like throwing poo at a fan and seeing if you get hit. Not necessarily the best way to make a comedy, however.
posted by Sparx at 2:32 PM on July 16, 2006

It's like throwing poo at a fan

I thought that was Airplane.
posted by kirkaracha at 3:55 PM on July 16, 2006

ADA I HAVE COME TO RESCUE YOU
posted by boo_radley at 3:58 PM on July 16, 2006

It's me or KFM takes some ideas from Monty Python's Flying Circus? If it's not me, many sketches were already old in the '77. Now that every part of it it's been scavenged by directors of bad movies it's even worse.

Anyway A fistful of Yen it's quite cool. The Mefites that thinks otherwise should be sent to Detroit (Noooooo!)

(and yes, I've seen it today)
posted by darkripper at 4:24 PM on July 16, 2006

Yeah, drstein, and you have us Canadians to thank for the masterpiece that is "Porkys" and the cinematic masterpieces it inspired.
posted by persona non grata at 5:26 PM on July 16, 2006

Fist full of Yen has the best martial arts maneuver in history,

knock him down, and drop a transmission on him.

Kung Fu is simple.
posted by Megafly at 12:32 PM on July 17, 2006

This was a ZAZ movie, but also directed by John Landis, who gave us (was responsible for?) some great 80's gems.

I remember watching "Amazon Women on the Moon" back in High School and laughing my ass off. "Airplane" will always remain the funniest. movie. ever.
posted by zardoz at 5:26 PM on July 17, 2006

Not FPP-worthy, but pretty damned funny. I remember watching Kentucky Fried Movie many moons ago, and yes, this was the scene I remembered too.
posted by Doohickie at 8:31 PM on July 17, 2006