January 16, 2001

6:59 PM

The nose doesn't know, it seems. We can't make sure they're properly sheathed (see condom mom below) but we'll give them a good swabbin' when they get home. I'm a decade past the drinking age, but this makes me hate my parents en passant.
posted by chino (2 comments total)

"It suggests to the child, "I thought you trusted me, but you don't,''

ummm....yeah. Chastity belts are next...
posted by th3ph17 at 7:01 PM on January 16, 2001

All this does is guarantee that if your child is drunk at a party, they'll have a drunk friend drive them home instead of calling the 'rents. Or they'll just stay out all night.

Sigh. Sometimes I just wanna give up.
posted by frykitty at 8:39 PM on January 16, 2001