"Time to go!" roared Siegel to his fellow critics. "First movie I've walked out of in 30 [bleeping] years!"
"I never noticed that Kevin Smith, who produced the film and cameos, has calves the size of a small Shetland Sheep Dog. I felt like I was watching an Incredible Hulk episode with David Banner's calves caught mid-change."
"Not the easiest person in the world to work with," Smith says of Fiorentino. "I stand alone on those comments. I'm the only one who politically will make that move."
In contrast, Janeane Garofalo, in a small support role, was totally cool and should have had Fiorentino's role instead, Smith says. "I wish I had cast her (Garofalo) in the lead. She was a real joy to work with, a lot of fun and I really dug her."
Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind ... Maybe you didn't win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven't invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who's Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers.
As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified [to criticize Deuce Bigalow 2]. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.
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