Indeed, the views of the new Prime Minister and President are so similar that they often finish each other's sentences. The only way to distinguish them is by a small mole to the left of Lech's nose and the cat hairs on Jaroslaw's clothes.
Lech is married with a daughter, but his brother lives with their mother in a house full of cats. ...
"We as a people must stand united, banding together to tear this nation in two," Bush said. "Much work lies ahead of us: The gap between the rich and the poor may be wide, be there's much more widening left to do. We must squander our nation's hard-won budget surplus on tax breaks for the wealthiest 15 percent. And, on the foreign front, we must find an enemy and defeat it."I know that quote is just satire but The Onion didn't make that up out of nothing, everything in that article was common knowledge at the time. If you thought that Bush was going to be any different than than that, you were either not paying attention or just being willfully stupid. So popping up now six years later and saying, "Ohh, who knew this would happen?", really just doesn't cut it.
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