Comments on: BREAKING!!!

BREAKING!!!

Artifice_Eternity — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:31:44 -0800

INAPPROPRIATE CAPS: Misleading title 4 exclamation points The Daily Kos hive mind parodies itself.

By: Artifice_Eternity

Artifice_Eternity — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:39:51 -0800

If you're not familiar with the tropes of Daily Kos, it may be a bit inside-baseball. But much of it should ring a bell for denizens of any online community given to combative debate.

By: The Giant Squid

The Giant Squid — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:40:32 -0800

Feigned interest. Snarky comment on DKos community. Restrained delight over first post.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:43:07 -0800

Comment that shits on thread.

By: [expletive deleted]

[expletive deleted] — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:44:07 -0800

This should be on the front page.

By: brain_drain

brain_drain — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:44:31 -0800

One-link post about blog post without additional explanatory text

By: KirkJobSluder

KirkJobSluder — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:44:56 -0800

Obligatory "flag and move on" comment. Obligatory "I flagged this post" comment.

By: NationalKato

NationalKato — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:45:09 -0800

Italicized quote of Astro Zombie's comment. Snarky suggestion to flag and move on.

By: keswick

keswick — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:45:48 -0800

MeTa.

By: NationalKato

NationalKato — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:45:54 -0800

Apology to KirkJobSluder for not previewing.

By: dontoine

dontoine — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:46:12 -0800

Metafatigue.

By: furtive

furtive — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:53:17 -0800

Metafilter: witticism

By: String

String — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:56:01 -0800

This comment: it vibrates?

By: Kirth Gerson

Kirth Gerson — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:56:08 -0800

Objection to use of phrase "hive mind".

By: Pastabagel

Pastabagel — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:56:43 -0800

Mid-thread derail.

By: rxrfrx

rxrfrx — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:57:00 -0800

Where's Inflammatory MeFi Celebrity? He should be here in 3, 2, 1...

By: PlusDistance

PlusDistance — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:57:55 -0800

Inquiry as to the quality of this post relative to the rest of the Web.

By: empath

empath — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:00:02 -0800

Double

By: arto

arto — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:00:21 -0800

Smug reference to 9622 from user who was not actually there.

By: Atreides

Atreides — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:03:03 -0800

I, for one, welcome our new Meta overlords.

By: kittyprecious

kittyprecious — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:04:24 -0800

Metafilter: INAPPROPRIATE CAPS

By: blucevalo

blucevalo — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:05:53 -0800

Grouchy comment about the irrelevance and non-mefi-ness of FPP. Equation of said FPP with human excrement. Flurry of outraged responses in comments following about the incivility of the initial grouch. Massive thread derail, i.e., business as usual.

By: easternblot

easternblot — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:06:01 -0800

Defence of link using "at least not YouTube" argument.

By: Falconetti

Falconetti — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:06:09 -0800

Derail into comments about Israel.

By: mr.curmudgeon

mr.curmudgeon — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:06:38 -0800

Fark?

By: jonp72

jonp72 — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:06:40 -0800

Metafilter: Non Sequitur Phrase That Sounds Funny But Has Only Tangential Connection to FPP

By: mr.curmudgeon

mr.curmudgeon — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:08:26 -0800

By: kittyprecious

kittyprecious — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:09:19 -0800

Snide upbraiding of comment for repeating point made by earlier comment, even if not so clearly.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:11:44 -0800

How novel.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:11:48 -0800

Beer.

By: ubernostrum

ubernostrum — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:14:21 -0800

Snobbish comment lamenting that there's nothing new on the internet. Gratuitous link to the time k5 did it.

By: Kirth Gerson

Kirth Gerson — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:14:23 -0800

Link to irrelevant news story echoing comment in old closed thread previously linked to.

By: Schlimmbesserung

Schlimmbesserung — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:15:04 -0800

Mutual praise of fish food, acceptance of terms.

By: mr.curmudgeon

mr.curmudgeon — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:15:37 -0800

"BREAKING! My diary on an unrelated subject! " <----- Obligatory comment on how this post made me "LOL" even though, in reality, I sat staring blankly at my screen. Just as I always do.

By: dios

dios — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:17:54 -0800

dailykos.com DaI~~lyk~~OS Coincidence? I think not.

By: kdar

kdar — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:18:20 -0800

Riposte pointing out misquote.

By: blucevalo

blucevalo — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:18:21 -0800

Quickly-posted one-sentence attempt to have the last word (only to be supplanted by a much wittier, pithier last word).

By: mr.curmudgeon

mr.curmudgeon — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:18:54 -0800

...or not.

By: monju_bosatsu

monju_bosatsu — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:19:16 -0800

By: mischief

mischief — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:19:43 -0800

Reference to "How to write an article for Mad Magazine" published sometime in the early '60s, and its subsequent evolution to online fora by way of BBSs and FidoNet.

By: monju_bosatsu

monju_bosatsu — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:21:13 -0800

By: Divine_Wino

Divine_Wino — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:23:11 -0800

Profanity-laced inanity.

By: hifiparasol

hifiparasol — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:24:35 -0800

Comment on original post revealing that commenter clearly hasn't read any prior comments.

By: mischief

mischief — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:25:02 -0800

Hmm, deleted FPP but still able to post...

By: Mikey-San

Mikey-San — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:27:52 -0800

Offensive image macro.

By: Kirth Gerson

Kirth Gerson — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:28:14 -0800

Incredulous reaction to dios comment. Accusation of trolling.

By: mischief

mischief — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:28:38 -0800

OK, I know I saw a deletion box reading "take axegrindfilter elsewhere". Someone is messin' with my head here.

By: monju_bosatsu

monju_bosatsu — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:30:44 -0800

By: dios

dios — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:31:16 -0800

kdar: if you are going to link to the irc quotes database, link to a good one.

By: moss

moss — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:33:30 -0800

By: jefbla

jefbla — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:35:49 -0800

something written small

By: geoff.

geoff. — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:36:32 -0800

Best of the web? Flagged as inappropriate.

By: prostyle

prostyle — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:37:53 -0800

Get these motherfucking zombie fpps off the motherfucking fp!

By: Cyrano

Cyrano — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:38:19 -0800

Kneejerk defense of dios.

By: JHarris

JHarris — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:38:32 -0800

Witty meta comment utilizing the gimmick of the linked-to diary. Increasingly sarcastic, additionally meta comment referring to that comment. Unbelievably snarky and meta comment making fun of that one, the folds of time and space nearby shaking violently as reality approaches its recursion limit, its stack becoming dangerously full. Further comment, aka "the straw that breaks the camels back" illust-- (SPLORP!) HI MY NAMe IS JOHNY. I LIKE THe INTERNET. DID YOu SEE CARIBEAN PIRATEs MOVIE YET? CATCH U L8R BYE.

By: zerolives

zerolives — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:44:08 -0800

Even more inappropriate comment questioning mathowie's sexuality for no reason. Small, seemingly unrelated, aside that results in a flamewar.

By: moss

moss — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:45:22 -0800

Over-the-top flame against an earlier poster based on a grudge from another thread.

By: Flashman

Flashman — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:45:39 -0800

Link to something else funny recently posted on DailyKos

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:46:31 -0800

By: milquetoast

milquetoast — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:46:34 -0800

Tubgirl is somebody's daughter.

By: markdj

markdj — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:48:33 -0800

Suspicious new user post.

By: xod

xod — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:52:02 -0800

Reference to Mushrooms.

By: moss

moss — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:54:28 -0800

Suspiciously irrelevant comment shilling for a commercial site.

By: absalom

absalom — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:56:07 -0800

Comment about how Plastic did this first and better.

By: MythMaker

MythMaker — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:57:50 -0800

Brief snark.

By: the ghost of Ken Lay

the ghost of Ken Lay — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:57:55 -0800

Obligatory use of the word defenestration.

By: IronLizard

IronLizard — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:58:40 -0800

Abbreviated and utterly incomprehensible/inane conspiracy theory regarding psychological attacks by unnamed government entity.

By: wheelieman

wheelieman — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:02:12 -0800

Comment which nobody pays attention to, due to it being badly thought out.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:03:23 -0800

By: Dantien

Dantien — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:07:36 -0800

Required Simpson's reference using the word cromulent.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:07:44 -0800

Here is my comment made in the incorrect narrative voice.

By: mrbill

mrbill — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:08:43 -0800

Direct appeal to Matt, request for a pony.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:08:51 -0800

2nd beer.

By: 23skidoo

23skidoo — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:09:06 -0800

Quote taken out of context... and chopped up badly... using ellipses. Rhetorical question that misses the original point but includes a spelling eror.

By: 23skidoo

23skidoo — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:09:56 -0800

Quick correction of spelling error.

By: Kirth Gerson

Kirth Gerson — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:12:56 -0800

Brutal misinterpretation of earlier comment, put in "summary quotes".

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:13:26 -0800

off-topic haiku with lame pop-culture references and too many syllables

By: iconomy

iconomy — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:19:11 -0800

Dismissal of n00b's contribution with snarky comment about high user numbers.

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:20:45 -0800

thurd beeer

By: Flashman

Flashman — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:22:34 -0800

Your favorite DailyKos Diary sucks

By: yeti

yeti — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:23:32 -0800

Speculation about what the Rapture Ready people are up to today.

By: ArkhanJG

ArkhanJG — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:31:13 -0800

Brutal misinterpretation of earlier comment, put in "summary quotes". Angry rebuttal by unrelated poster restating the original point, and expressing something nasty about Kirth Gerson for the misinterpretation.

By: raedyn

raedyn — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:36:52 -0800

Condescending long winded run on sentence redundantly explaining the history of such conversations through MeFi's history depite several previous comments to that effect already existing in the thread. Smug pride in knowledge of such events. Brag about low user number. Implication of superiority due to said user number.

By: raedyn

raedyn — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:37:55 -0800

Demand to have user numbers hidden.

By: xod

xod — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:42:20 -0800

fascism

By: clevershark

clevershark — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:42:54 -0800

User popping in to mention that this story reminds him of this quote in the bash.org database.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:44:40 -0800

Inevitable abuse of the image posting feature.

By: Mcable

Mcable — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:44:46 -0800

Grumbly comment about how the place is turning into Fark.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:48:05 -0800

Timely reminder that it could be worse. Pointing to other examples on the web of aforementioned "worse".

By: tetsuo

tetsuo — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:50:16 -0800

Grumbly comment about how the place is turning into Fark. On preview see the comment has already been made, yet state "On Preview:" and repeat turd of a comment anyway.

By: jivadravya

jivadravya — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:51:23 -0800

circumcision. cat-declawing.

By: carter

carter — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:52:36 -0800

What carter said.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:54:40 -0800

ME TOO

By: jefgodesky

jefgodesky — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:55:18 -0800

Ironic YouTube link.

By: Artifice_Eternity

Artifice_Eternity — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:56:34 -0800

Attribution of this thread's (and the world's) problems to religious believers, and their deluded worship of a big bearded dude in the sky. Derail in 5... 4... 3...

By: fenriq

fenriq — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:57:56 -0800

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

By: Dantien

Dantien — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:59:11 -0800

Frustration over growing length of comment thread, vaguely insinuating violence against those who waste reading time. Ignore obvious realization that I do not have to read every thread.

By: UKnowForKids

UKnowForKids — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:59:29 -0800

Sidesplittingly funny animated gif that combines Kos's overinflated ego, dios's surprise reappearance in this thread, a subtle dig at the international Jewish banking conspiracy, and Ceilingcat, which is so funny that it makes you literally shit your pants upon viewing it. And obligatory David Cross reference for jonmc.

By: Postroad

Postroad — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:01:14 -0800

I have nothing to say

By: Mach5

Mach5 — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:02:12 -0800

Me neither.

By: 1f2frfbf

1f2frfbf — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:02:19 -0800

Your favorite animated gif sucks!

By: Artifice_Eternity

Artifice_Eternity — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:03:45 -0800

By: It's Raining Florence Henderson

It's Raining Florence Henderson — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:04:59 -0800

Comment pointing out that Bill Hicks is overrated.

By: If I Had An Anus

If I Had An Anus — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:07:47 -0800

By: sidereal

sidereal — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:08:41 -0800

Unsupportable claim of having created wildly popular MetaGroup on orkut.com doing this years ago before it was Kos-cool. Bitter, petulant sneer.

By: If I Had An Anus

If I Had An Anus — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:09:00 -0800

threaded comments suck

By: yhbc

yhbc — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:10:09 -0800

Observation that this joke never gets old.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:11:25 -0800

Comment mentioning that I hate all of you. (irl silently weeps because he's lonely)

By: Kirth Gerson

Kirth Gerson — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:11:45 -0800

Sarcastic "apology" to ArkhanJG, gleefully pointing at ad hominem attack and ironically suggesting remedial reading.

By: 1f2frfbf

1f2frfbf — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:12:22 -0800

Grudging admission that although your animated gif did not make me laugh, it might have made someone else laugh and it at least acknowledges it's sources, which were gifs that did make me laugh, and so I may have been off base claiming it was the cause of several major diseases and the downfall of society in general.

By: monju_bosatsu

monju_bosatsu — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:17:21 -0800

Comment decrying imageshack's pitifully low bandwidth restrictions. Fie!

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:17:59 -0800

Dropping of pants, inappropriate nakedness and touching.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:21:52 -0800

oops

By: If I Had An Anus

If I Had An Anus — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:23:37 -0800

By: Fuzzy Monster

Fuzzy Monster — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:26:37 -0800

Pancakes.

By: Extopalopaketle

Extopalopaketle — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:27:00 -0800

By: clevershark

clevershark — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:27:28 -0800

Aside to point out that so-and-so's nick is awesome.

By: IronLizard

IronLizard — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:29:07 -0800

Comment about poster's polish being rusty and wtf is that cartoon saying.

By: ericb

ericb — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:29:18 -0800

Metafilter:

By: hellbient

hellbient — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:30:46 -0800

disingenuous comment about how this somehow reminds user of a song he wrote, shamelessly self-links to it.

By: Schlimmbesserung

Schlimmbesserung — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:33:31 -0800

Assertion that Clevershark is miles behind in pointing out the same Bash quote that I quoted a while ago. Resigned admittance that kdar caught me in a misquote.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:35:40 -0800

" " on a plane.

By: whatnot

whatnot — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:36:17 -0800

obligatory smug bandwagoning; backhanded compliment congratulating DailyKos for becoming a "real community" by making fun of itself.

By: wendell

wendell — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:38:13 -0800

Declaration that THIS is the event that represents the entire Internet "jumping the shark".

By: Kirth Gerson

Kirth Gerson — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:39:26 -0800

Fails to read smedleyman's comment; cleverly posts comment with repeated motherfuckers in it.

By: darkstar

darkstar — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:41:38 -0800

Semi-bemused observation that a similar thing was done in 2003 on LinkFilter.

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:44:49 -0800

Obligatory remark noting that adding a level of meta to the commentary does not make it satire or even funny, quickly washed away in a flood of declarative statements from people who disagree through action without commenting on how old the joke has gotten.

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:46:34 -0800

IRONY, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

By: Extopalopaketle

Extopalopaketle — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:48:05 -0800

By: grex

grex — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:49:40 -0800

are we really doing this again ?

By: kdar

kdar — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 13:57:37 -0800

Amiable comment towards Schlimmbesserung. Offer to smoke ritual plankton peace pipe.

By: pardonyou?

pardonyou? — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:01:21 -0800

Comment that ... uh ... um ... comment ... um ... Ah, forget it. What the fuck is up with that Doritos bag?

By: hellbient

hellbient — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:01:51 -0800

that animated gif where David Hasselhoff's crotch, which has a picture of David Hasselhoff on it, looms, which in turn causes a new David Hasselhoff crotch to loom, which then causes a new David Hasselhoff crotch to loom, which causes another new David Hasselhoff crotch to loom, which subsequently causes a new David Hasselhoff crotch to loom, which allows a new David Hasselhoff crotch to loom, thereby causing a new David Hasselhoff crotch to loom, again causing yet another new David Hasselhoff crotch to loom, only to have another new David Hasselhoff crotch loom, which, because of that, causes a new David Hasselhoff crotch to loom...

By: hellbient

hellbient — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:06:42 -0800

normal daily cursing of klangklangston.

By: Sandor Clegane

Sandor Clegane — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:10:28 -0800

Obligatory reference to Godwin's Law.

By: stinkycheese

stinkycheese — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:10:43 -0800

I threw up in the bathtub today.

By: Kifer85

Kifer85 — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:11:40 -0800

sincere statement of the annoying stupidity of this fpp.

By: grubi

grubi — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:18:18 -0800

Argumentative comment, followed by ironic accusation.

By: mullacc

mullacc — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:21:08 -0800

Nice pylons.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:21:25 -0800

deadpan revelation of picean presence in trousers.

By: idest

idest — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:34:15 -0800

I'm tired.

By: idest

idest — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:35:05 -0800

And hungry. But not for ass-fish.

By: MiguelCardoso

MiguelCardoso — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:40:58 -0800

Some nostalgic revolutionary words (in Portuguese) from a large-breasted, smug, seventies virago.

By: randomination

randomination — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:47:14 -0800

By: Ynoxas

Ynoxas — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:49:34 -0800

Repetitive exasperated pleading to read the linked article. Link to highly biased site violently opposing everything in original post. Snide observation about a commenter's seemingly contradictory post in a previous thread. Glorified ~~gloating~~ summation of own worth by comparison to everyone else. Song lyric.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:49:50 -0800

Rhetorical question posing who else used to “misleading title”? Requisite Godwin iconic referent.

By: jtron

jtron — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:50:15 -0800

Accusation that poster is sockpuppet of well-known user. Preemptive affirmation of having read the fucking link.

By: blue_beetle

blue_beetle — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:54:43 -0800

Miguel!

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 14:57:35 -0800

Semi-bemused observation that a similar thing was done in ~~2003~~ 2001 on ~~Link~~MetaFilter.

By: UKnowForKids

UKnowForKids — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:04:40 -0800

Annoying, pedantic comment about people who confuse self-referential comments with chatroom-style "emote"s.

By: taosbat

taosbat — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:09:04 -0800

Huh? Oh...

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:12:41 -0800

Blatant rip off

By: Pastabagel

Pastabagel — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:16:00 -0800

This picture makes me feel incredibly sad.

By: taosbat

taosbat — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:17:38 -0800

Hillary Clinton: "It's the American dream stupid"

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:22:14 -0800

Gratuitous ^

By: UseyurBrain

UseyurBrain — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:24:39 -0800

Late comment on post that no one will ever read or respond to.

By: ericb

ericb — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:26:34 -0800

UseyurBrain wins!

By: knave

knave — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:40:18 -0800

Implication that Metafilter doesn't like black people.

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 15:49:55 -0800

I get ".", but what's "the game" and how is it played????

By: EndsOfInvention

EndsOfInvention — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:07:42 -0800

Comment intended for a different thread but accidentally posted here because I had the wrong Firefox tab selected.

By: EndsOfInvention

EndsOfInvention — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:08:06 -0800

Apology for posting in the wrong thread.

By: lordaych

lordaych — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:13:21 -0800

Gushy, wide-eyed first-time comment from a long-time lurker, likely never to be heard of again, who found one's self to be so enamored by the nature of the post as to pony up $5.

By: emelenjr

emelenjr — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:19:01 -0800

Observation that unspecified comment was well-played.

By: blasdelf

blasdelf — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:31:53 -0800

WELCOMING BACK OF MIGUEL!

By: jack_mo

jack_mo — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:41:07 -0800

Lengthy comment decrying tone of thread, quoting extensively from prior comments:

Observation that unspecified comment was well-played.

Use of terms 'egregious', 'strawman' and 'ad hominem' despite poster being unsure as to meaning of said terms.

I get "."

Deployment of 'classic' in joke.

By: jack_mo

jack_mo — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:41:28 -0800

Exasperated request that mathowie fix formatting of blockquotes.

By: rex dart, eskimo spy

rex dart, eskimo spy — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:41:54 -0800

Miracle comment that everyone agrees on. All readers leave their computer to solve the problems of the world today and eat cookies. Readers than return to their computers to find posts of that picture with dogs humping and puking.

By: zoogleplex

zoogleplex — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:52:43 -0800

Poster who chimes in late just to be part of it all and feel special.

By: blasdelf

blasdelf — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 16:59:34 -0800

Disparaging comment suggesting that jack_mo realize that he shouldn't be inserting newlines around his blockquotes, like this:

Don't you look foolish!

See? Not that hard. I am better than you.

By: stenseng

stenseng — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 17:35:43 -0800

-TODD LOKKEN

By: Meatbomb

Meatbomb — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 17:45:55 -0800

Bah, not enough gifs.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 17:46:59 -0800

Apologies for not having spotted Schlimmbesserung's quote earlier.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 17:52:05 -0800

Obligatory link to tubgirl. Not really, but self-link in comment. completely gratuitous use of double-small tag

By: shnoz-gobblin

shnoz-gobblin — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 17:52:52 -0800

Sockpuppet account backing up position that my main persona posted, but nobody cared enough to comment on.

By: jalexei

jalexei — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:02:05 -0800

My cat wants to post: qo iuweher7983ouhb87EGOAAAAAAAAAAAA

By: moonbird

moonbird — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:15:46 -0800

By: ericb

ericb — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 19:21:42 -0800

moonbird takes the lead!

By: SassHat

SassHat — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 20:09:26 -0800

By: SassHat

SassHat — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 20:27:37 -0800

Shamefaced admittance to wasting life creating custom animated GIFs for threads that have already been forgotten.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 20:31:05 -0800

Encouragement to late posters (but zoogleplex you ARE special)

By: moonbird

moonbird — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 21:07:32 -0800

By: pointilist

pointilist — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 21:09:17 -0800

*Lurk*

By: Schlimmbesserung

Schlimmbesserung — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 21:12:39 -0800

Acceptance of Clevershark's generous apology.

By: baylink

baylink — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 22:07:47 -0800

To quote Carlin: "Fuck you; I like these kinds of jokes."

By: ninjew

ninjew — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 22:31:59 -0800

*tubes*

By: MetaMonkey

MetaMonkey — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 23:29:05 -0800

By: Hicksu

Hicksu — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 23:42:03 -0800

Gives up on reading comments after first 6 or so because my point will change the course of the discussion and needs to be made now. Also fails to preview.

By: Hat Maui

Hat Maui — Tue, 25 Jul 2006 23:57:50 -0800

wonders what's so funny about that yellow frog that everyone keeps postin' pichers of it. realizes that yellow frogs are inherently funny. laughs. oh, image shack. you slay me.

By: fnord

fnord — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 08:33:44 -0800

Questioning my visibility in the thread, thereby creating another in joke.

By: Durhey

Durhey — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:09:17 -0800

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 14:36:39 -0800

Comment yields a falsehood when posted on Metafilter

By: nlindstrom

nlindstrom — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 17:40:13 -0800

No soap, radio!

By: graventy

graventy — Wed, 26 Jul 2006 18:10:04 -0800

Your favorite band sucks.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 15:24:40 -0800

*beats*