Culinary Geniuses

July 30, 2006 8:14 PM

Meat cake- Meat cake - Meat cake - More Meat cake
posted by growabrain (85 comments total)

Third link is a real cake
posted by growabrain at 8:16 PM on July 30, 2006

Meat Loaf
posted by ericb at 8:17 PM on July 30, 2006

Shepherd's pie
posted by ericb at 8:18 PM on July 30, 2006

Steak and kidney pie
posted by ericb at 8:19 PM on July 30, 2006

Beefcake
posted by George_Spiggott at 8:35 PM on July 30, 2006

Beefcake (nsfw, obviously)
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 8:37 PM on July 30, 2006

What is this? "Meat Cake zen?" Who let Xeni Jardin on MeFi?

Seriously, that first link was gross.
posted by hifiparasol at 8:40 PM on July 30, 2006

I got no links, but just feel it is right for me to be here.
posted by Meatbomb at 8:40 PM on July 30, 2006 [2 favorites has favorites]

Meat Lake.
posted by tepidmonkey at 8:50 PM on July 30, 2006

eh, it's too hot for a meat cake - meatsicles are the seasonal treat all the cool kids eat.
posted by madamjujujive at 8:56 PM on July 30, 2006

Oh. My. God. I'm making this for dinner tomorrow.

No idea what my fiancee will be eating, though... she's ready to barf.
posted by fusinski at 8:57 PM on July 30, 2006

Meat Puppets.
posted by Meatbomb at 8:57 PM on July 30, 2006 [1 favorite has favorites]

They're made out of meat.
posted by Meatbomb at 8:58 PM on July 30, 2006 [1 favorite has favorites]

Meat hats.
posted by Meatbomb at 8:59 PM on July 30, 2006

... and let's not ovelook the fetching meat cyborg who seems to belong here.
posted by madamjujujive at 9:00 PM on July 30, 2006

How to buy meat.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:03 PM on July 30, 2006

The Aesthetic Meat Foundation.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:07 PM on July 30, 2006

Meat sheet.
posted by slackdog at 9:11 PM on July 30, 2006

Meat icecream.
posted by porpoise at 9:11 PM on July 30, 2006

Human meat.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:14 PM on July 30, 2006

Cupcake in a meat dress.

Meatsicle, ewww.

Loved the meat cake in the first link. The guy who made the sirloin cake makes other amazing cakes.

Sweetbread (a meat).

Sweet meat (nsfw). Indonesian sweetmeat. Another sweet meat. Fortnum and Mason's sweetmeats.
posted by nickyskye at 9:17 PM on July 30, 2006

Creepy "surrealist meat sculpture".
posted by Meatbomb at 9:18 PM on July 30, 2006

Meat ice cream doesn't shock me... they feed lobster ice cream to people. And I am one of the unlucky few who has tried it (and failed... or it failed. not sure which).
posted by fusinski at 9:18 PM on July 30, 2006

Mr. Meaty
posted by jimmythefish at 9:25 PM on July 30, 2006

Beware of flaming dog meat!
posted by Meatbomb at 9:30 PM on July 30, 2006

fusinski,

I was in Bar Harbour last summer...oh how I wish I knew that lobster ice cream was within my grasp.
posted by jimmythefish at 9:30 PM on July 30, 2006

The sexual politics of meat.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:35 PM on July 30, 2006

Oh Meatbomb, ewww, that was a scary cannibal story! Cripes. Reminded me of the German one and the original Hannibal.

"What's the deal with your nickname?"

Oops the surrealist meat sculpture link didn't work and I'm curious to see what it is, lol.

omg, mjjj, That meat cyborg is sooo disturbing!

Hot piece of meat.
posted by nickyskye at 9:37 PM on July 30, 2006

Your whole family is made of meat.

What's up?
posted by obvious at 9:37 PM on July 30, 2006

jimmy, trust me... it's for the best.
posted by fusinski at 9:39 PM on July 30, 2006

Oops, sorry: surrealist meat sculpture.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:41 PM on July 30, 2006

super model meat sports (YouTube).

heh, nickyskye, this whole thread is distrubing - blame mr. growabrain.
posted by madamjujujive at 9:48 PM on July 30, 2006

The sexual politics of meat, as seen on TV.
posted by Meatbomb at 10:07 PM on July 30, 2006

HELICOPTER DELICOPTER
DROP THE LUNCHMEATS DOWN
HELICOPTER DELICOPTER
DROP THE MEAT LOAVES DOWN

DELICOPTER HELICOPTER
LOB AND TOSS THE CARGO
DROP IT F'IN STRAIGHT DOWN
TO THE HUEY BLADES BELOW

MEAT SPRAY MEAT SPRAY
MORTADELLA FOAM
HOT DAY HOT DAY HOT DAY
PASTRAMI COATS THE HOME

WHATCHA GOT WHATCHA GOT
posted by bunglin jones at 10:12 PM on July 30, 2006 [1 favorite has favorites]

Meatrix
posted by homunculus at 10:21 PM on July 30, 2006

WHAT
THE
FUCK,
MEAT?
posted by emelenjr at 10:22 PM on July 30, 2006 [1 favorite has favorites]

Big Meat
posted by homunculus at 10:26 PM on July 30, 2006

That's just awesome.
posted by cholly at 10:33 PM on July 30, 2006

My office where I am right now is (was?) Dame Darcy's childhood bedroom. Yes, it's all about me, putting the me in MEAT.
posted by gamera at 10:36 PM on July 30, 2006

meat cake makes me so happy.
posted by todbot at 10:37 PM on July 30, 2006

MeatScapes
posted by bunglin jones at 10:41 PM on July 30, 2006

Feet of Meat
posted by George_Spiggott at 10:42 PM on July 30, 2006

omg Meatbomb, That was awful meat art. Worse, the fool I was, to be curious about the reference to George Bataille, the inspiration for the art. Under his photo was something appalling I'd never heard of before, Leng-Tch'e. Wikipedia'ed that and found myself looking in horrified fascination at death by Ling Chi. (Most definitely not for the faint of heart). It's going to take me a while to think of looking at ANY meat again.

However difficult my life has been at times, nothing like being grateful not to have been subjected to or even around that.

homunculus, The Meatrix vid is excellent. Thanks.
posted by nickyskye at 10:56 PM on July 30, 2006

me eat meat tea
team ate mate
met mat at meta

ta.
posted by jimmythefish at 11:01 PM on July 30, 2006

You forgot tame.
posted by George_Spiggott at 11:16 PM on July 30, 2006

MeatTalk
posted by soundofsuburbia at 12:01 AM on July 31, 2006

Meet Cake
posted by bigdave at 12:49 AM on July 31, 2006

Meat cake. (Pork, to be precise).
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 12:56 AM on July 31, 2006

Animated (animeated?) meat NSFW
Trailer for this excellent movie.
posted by scodger at 2:55 AM on July 31, 2006

Don't you forget about meat...
posted by blaneyphoto at 3:01 AM on July 31, 2006

Hmm on second viewing, try animeated meat. (Same guy, more meat).
posted by scodger at 3:26 AM on July 31, 2006

meatscapades was a googlewhack at time of preview
posted by Sparx at 4:32 AM on July 31, 2006

Meathead
posted by jonmc at 4:50 AM on July 31, 2006

red meat
posted by sergeant sandwich at 4:54 AM on July 31, 2006

The Meatmen
posted by blaneyphoto at 5:01 AM on July 31, 2006

And one more... Reverend Horton Meat?
posted by blaneyphoto at 5:12 AM on July 31, 2006

Meaty Beaty Big & Bouncy
posted by jonmc at 5:21 AM on July 31, 2006

Could be meat, could be cake.
posted by octobersurprise at 5:33 AM on July 31, 2006

and the meat goes on..
posted by p3t3 at 5:39 AM on July 31, 2006

meat is murder ..the smiths
posted by baker dave at 6:28 AM on July 31, 2006

Back on topic: meatcake. (nsfw)
posted by If I Had An Anus at 6:28 AM on July 31, 2006

Underwear Meat Clock
posted by dmo at 6:52 AM on July 31, 2006 [1 favorite has favorites]

Ok, this is pretty awesome
posted by QuarterlyProphet at 6:56 AM on July 31, 2006

posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:57 AM on July 31, 2006

can't believe the meatshake site is no more:

" Here at MeatShake Corporation, we have a simple vision:

Meat. Lots of meat.

We bring you our vision in the most amazing and scrumptious forms imaginable. Our dedication to meat is nothing short of mighty.

That's our promise to you, the valued customer."

awesome.
posted by CliveDallas at 7:43 AM on July 31, 2006

Meat
posted by tr33hggr at 8:07 AM on July 31, 2006

Well, that was sobering.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 8:23 AM on July 31, 2006

"That's cool," said Zaphod, "we'll meet the meat."
posted by milquetoast at 8:29 AM on July 31, 2006

The original meat cake.
posted by adamrice at 8:43 AM on July 31, 2006

CliveDallas, The MeatShake site was hilarious:

"Liver La Vida Loca" Shake
(Liver, Anchoivies, Avocados, Salsa)

"Mutton Else Matters" Shake
(Lamb, Cabbage, Tomatos, Honey Mustard) 865 44g 68g

"It Ain't Easy Being Green" Shake
(Boneless Frog Legs, Butter, Fresh Mint)
posted by nickyskye at 10:14 AM on July 31, 2006

I have a longstanding crush on Dame Darcy and her cousin.
posted by xod at 10:35 AM on July 31, 2006

Meat Cake!
posted by bink at 10:37 AM on July 31, 2006

turn the meat around
love to hear turducken
posted by sergeant sandwich at 11:35 AM on July 31, 2006

Did George Carlin die? I can't remember.
posted by humboldt32 at 12:08 PM on July 31, 2006

My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
posted by kosem at 2:12 PM on July 31, 2006 [1 favorite has favorites]

Aliens in Meat Shells (item 14)
posted by oats at 2:25 PM on July 31, 2006

kosem, Cool story. :)
posted by nickyskye at 2:47 PM on July 31, 2006

meatfilter
posted by btwillig at 3:45 PM on July 31, 2006

Zen Meat Garden (self-link)
posted by moonmilk at 4:12 PM on July 31, 2006

That Zen Meat Garden is amazing.
posted by nickyskye at 4:21 PM on July 31, 2006

Manbeef, not to be confused with manbeef (NSFW).
posted by Nquire at 6:52 PM on July 31, 2006

posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:34 PM on July 31, 2006

moonmilk, it fucking rocks, kudos!
posted by Meatbomb at 1:01 AM on August 1, 2006

damn - I forgot the link to the actual writer of the poem I posted
posted by bunglin jones at 12:59 AM on August 2, 2006

...or song...
posted by bunglin jones at 1:00 AM on August 2, 2006