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Third link is a real cake
posted by growabrain at 8:16 PM on July 30, 2006


Meat Loaf
posted by ericb at 8:17 PM on July 30, 2006


Shepherd's pie
posted by ericb at 8:18 PM on July 30, 2006


Steak and kidney pie
posted by ericb at 8:19 PM on July 30, 2006


Beefcake
posted by George_Spiggott at 8:35 PM on July 30, 2006


Beefcake (nsfw, obviously)
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 8:37 PM on July 30, 2006


What is this? "Meat Cake zen?" Who let Xeni Jardin on MeFi?

Seriously, that first link was gross.
posted by hifiparasol at 8:40 PM on July 30, 2006


I got no links, but just feel it is right for me to be here.
posted by Meatbomb at 8:40 PM on July 30, 2006 [2 favorites]


Meat Lake.
posted by tepidmonkey at 8:50 PM on July 30, 2006


eh, it's too hot for a meat cake - meatsicles are the seasonal treat all the cool kids eat.
posted by madamjujujive at 8:56 PM on July 30, 2006


Oh. My. God. I'm making this for dinner tomorrow.

No idea what my fiancee will be eating, though... she's ready to barf.
posted by fusinski at 8:57 PM on July 30, 2006


Meat Puppets.
posted by Meatbomb at 8:57 PM on July 30, 2006 [1 favorite]


They're made out of meat.
posted by Meatbomb at 8:58 PM on July 30, 2006 [1 favorite]


Meat hats.
posted by Meatbomb at 8:59 PM on July 30, 2006


... and let's not ovelook the fetching meat cyborg who seems to belong here.
posted by madamjujujive at 9:00 PM on July 30, 2006


How to buy meat.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:03 PM on July 30, 2006


The Aesthetic Meat Foundation.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:07 PM on July 30, 2006


Meat sheet.
posted by slackdog at 9:11 PM on July 30, 2006


Meat icecream.
posted by porpoise at 9:11 PM on July 30, 2006


Human meat.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:14 PM on July 30, 2006


Cupcake in a meat dress.

Meatsicle, ewww.

Loved the meat cake in the first link. The guy who made the sirloin cake makes other amazing cakes.

Sweetbread (a meat).

Sweet meat (nsfw). Indonesian sweetmeat. Another sweet meat. Fortnum and Mason's sweetmeats.
posted by nickyskye at 9:17 PM on July 30, 2006


Creepy "surrealist meat sculpture".
posted by Meatbomb at 9:18 PM on July 30, 2006


Meat ice cream doesn't shock me... they feed lobster ice cream to people. And I am one of the unlucky few who has tried it (and failed... or it failed. not sure which).
posted by fusinski at 9:18 PM on July 30, 2006


Mr. Meaty
posted by jimmythefish at 9:25 PM on July 30, 2006


Beware of flaming dog meat!
posted by Meatbomb at 9:30 PM on July 30, 2006


fusinski,

I was in Bar Harbour last summer...oh how I wish I knew that lobster ice cream was within my grasp.
posted by jimmythefish at 9:30 PM on July 30, 2006


The sexual politics of meat.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:35 PM on July 30, 2006


Oh Meatbomb, ewww, that was a scary cannibal story! Cripes. Reminded me of the German one and the original Hannibal.

"What's the deal with your nickname?"

Oops the surrealist meat sculpture link didn't work and I'm curious to see what it is, lol.

omg, mjjj, That meat cyborg is sooo disturbing!

Hot piece of meat.
posted by nickyskye at 9:37 PM on July 30, 2006


Your whole family is made of meat.

What's up?
posted by obvious at 9:37 PM on July 30, 2006


jimmy, trust me... it's for the best.
posted by fusinski at 9:39 PM on July 30, 2006


Oops, sorry: surrealist meat sculpture.
posted by Meatbomb at 9:41 PM on July 30, 2006


super model meat sports (YouTube).

heh, nickyskye, this whole thread is distrubing - blame mr. growabrain.
posted by madamjujujive at 9:48 PM on July 30, 2006


The sexual politics of meat, as seen on TV.
posted by Meatbomb at 10:07 PM on July 30, 2006


HELICOPTER DELICOPTER
DROP THE LUNCHMEATS DOWN
HELICOPTER DELICOPTER
DROP THE MEAT LOAVES DOWN

DELICOPTER HELICOPTER
LOB AND TOSS THE CARGO
DROP IT F'IN STRAIGHT DOWN
TO THE HUEY BLADES BELOW

MEAT SPRAY MEAT SPRAY
MORTADELLA FOAM
HOT DAY HOT DAY HOT DAY
PASTRAMI COATS THE HOME

WHATCHA GOT WHATCHA GOT
posted by bunglin jones at 10:12 PM on July 30, 2006 [1 favorite]


Meatrix
posted by homunculus at 10:21 PM on July 30, 2006


WHAT
THE
FUCK,
MEAT?
posted by emelenjr at 10:22 PM on July 30, 2006 [1 favorite]


Big Meat
posted by homunculus at 10:26 PM on July 30, 2006


That's just awesome.
posted by cholly at 10:33 PM on July 30, 2006


My office where I am right now is (was?) Dame Darcy's childhood bedroom. Yes, it's all about me, putting the me in MEAT.
posted by gamera at 10:36 PM on July 30, 2006


meat cake makes me so happy.
posted by todbot at 10:37 PM on July 30, 2006


MeatScapes
posted by bunglin jones at 10:41 PM on July 30, 2006


Feet of Meat
posted by George_Spiggott at 10:42 PM on July 30, 2006


omg Meatbomb, That was awful meat art. Worse, the fool I was, to be curious about the reference to George Bataille, the inspiration for the art. Under his photo was something appalling I'd never heard of before, Leng-Tch'e. Wikipedia'ed that and found myself looking in horrified fascination at death by Ling Chi. (Most definitely not for the faint of heart). It's going to take me a while to think of looking at ANY meat again.

However difficult my life has been at times, nothing like being grateful not to have been subjected to or even around that.

homunculus, The Meatrix vid is excellent. Thanks.
posted by nickyskye at 10:56 PM on July 30, 2006


me eat meat tea
team ate mate
met mat at meta

ta.
posted by jimmythefish at 11:01 PM on July 30, 2006


You forgot tame.
posted by George_Spiggott at 11:16 PM on July 30, 2006


MeatTalk
posted by soundofsuburbia at 12:01 AM on July 31, 2006


Meet Cake
posted by bigdave at 12:49 AM on July 31, 2006


Meat cake. (Pork, to be precise).
posted by i_am_joe's_spleen at 12:56 AM on July 31, 2006


Animated (animeated?) meat NSFW
Trailer for this excellent movie.
posted by scodger at 2:55 AM on July 31, 2006


Don't you forget about meat...
posted by blaneyphoto at 3:01 AM on July 31, 2006


Hmm on second viewing, try animeated meat. (Same guy, more meat).
posted by scodger at 3:26 AM on July 31, 2006


meatscapades was a googlewhack at time of preview
posted by Sparx at 4:32 AM on July 31, 2006


Meathead
posted by jonmc at 4:50 AM on July 31, 2006


red meat
posted by sergeant sandwich at 4:54 AM on July 31, 2006


The Meatmen
posted by blaneyphoto at 5:01 AM on July 31, 2006


And one more... Reverend Horton Meat?
posted by blaneyphoto at 5:12 AM on July 31, 2006


Meaty Beaty Big & Bouncy
posted by jonmc at 5:21 AM on July 31, 2006




and the meat goes on..
posted by p3t3 at 5:39 AM on July 31, 2006


meat is murder ..the smiths
posted by baker dave at 6:28 AM on July 31, 2006


Back on topic: meatcake. (nsfw)
posted by If I Had An Anus at 6:28 AM on July 31, 2006


Underwear Meat Clock
posted by dmo at 6:52 AM on July 31, 2006 [1 favorite]


Ok, this is pretty awesome
posted by QuarterlyProphet at 6:56 AM on July 31, 2006



posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:57 AM on July 31, 2006


can't believe the meatshake site is no more:

" Here at MeatShake Corporation, we have a simple vision:

Meat. Lots of meat.

We bring you our vision in the most amazing and scrumptious forms imaginable. Our dedication to meat is nothing short of mighty.

That's our promise to you, the valued customer."

awesome.
posted by CliveDallas at 7:43 AM on July 31, 2006


Meat
posted by tr33hggr at 8:07 AM on July 31, 2006


Well, that was sobering.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 8:23 AM on July 31, 2006


"That's cool," said Zaphod, "we'll meet the meat."
posted by milquetoast at 8:29 AM on July 31, 2006


The original meat cake.
posted by adamrice at 8:43 AM on July 31, 2006


CliveDallas, The MeatShake site was hilarious:

"Liver La Vida Loca" Shake
(Liver, Anchoivies, Avocados, Salsa)

"Mutton Else Matters" Shake
(Lamb, Cabbage, Tomatos, Honey Mustard) 865 44g 68g

"It Ain't Easy Being Green" Shake
(Boneless Frog Legs, Butter, Fresh Mint)
posted by nickyskye at 10:14 AM on July 31, 2006


I have a longstanding crush on Dame Darcy and her cousin.
posted by xod at 10:35 AM on July 31, 2006


Meat Cake!
posted by bink at 10:37 AM on July 31, 2006




Did George Carlin die? I can't remember.
posted by humboldt32 at 12:08 PM on July 31, 2006


My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
posted by kosem at 2:12 PM on July 31, 2006 [1 favorite]


Aliens in Meat Shells (item 14)
posted by oats at 2:25 PM on July 31, 2006


kosem, Cool story. :)
posted by nickyskye at 2:47 PM on July 31, 2006


meatfilter
posted by btwillig at 3:45 PM on July 31, 2006


Zen Meat Garden (self-link)
posted by moonmilk at 4:12 PM on July 31, 2006


That Zen Meat Garden is amazing.
posted by nickyskye at 4:21 PM on July 31, 2006


Manbeef, not to be confused with manbeef (NSFW).
posted by Nquire at 6:52 PM on July 31, 2006



posted by Blazecock Pileon at 10:34 PM on July 31, 2006


moonmilk, it fucking rocks, kudos!
posted by Meatbomb at 1:01 AM on August 1, 2006


damn - I forgot the link to the actual writer of the poem I posted
posted by bunglin jones at 12:59 AM on August 2, 2006


...or song...
posted by bunglin jones at 1:00 AM on August 2, 2006


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