Comments on: Everything better in Iraq now

Everything better in Iraq now

XQUZYPHYR — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:33:40 -0800

After a three year period of patriotic defiance that brought the culture and economy of France to its knees, french fries are back on the menu in congressional cafeterias.

By: dios

dios — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:38:06 -0800

Cartman.

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:38:35 -0800

The Iranian casserole, on the other hand, is doomed.

By: scheptech

scheptech — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:44:39 -0800

Idiots. "This action today is a small but symbolic effort to show the strong displeasure of many on Capitol Hill with the actions of our so-called ally, France," he said on March 11, 2003. And this action today is a small but symbolic effort to show brains have re-commenced functioning after the ego-denting events of 911. Yup a feller can do a lot of growing up in 5 years.

By: riotgrrl69

riotgrrl69 — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:53:39 -0800

In 2003, France wanted to spend more time inspecting Iraq's weapons and obtaining genuine evidence that Saddam was a threat, instead of invading immediately. They were proven to be right. Anyone who still holds resentment about France over this issue is an idiot, and America owes France an apology.

By: weretable and the undead chairs

weretable and the undead chairs — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:59:47 -0800

Gaw-damned frogs ain't gettin' no 'POLOGY!

By: clevershark

clevershark — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:00:09 -0800

The ultimate stupidity I loved back in 2003 was seeing American restauranteurs dump French wine into a gutter. Wine they'd already purchased with their own money. A waste of wine to be sure (the French will make more), but the morons were only hurting their own bottom line.

By: Turtles all the way down

Turtles all the way down — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:03:58 -0800

*restaurateurs* /my own little pet peeve

By: ROU_Xenophobe

ROU_Xenophobe — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:05:35 -0800

Just so long as I can still get Freedom Ticklers in gas station shitters.

By: Smart Dalek

Smart Dalek — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:10:40 -0800

The Iranian casserole, on the other hand, is doomed. You can say the same for Syrian spaghetti, though Persian chicken's likely to remain popular.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:19:00 -0800

..and the congressmen are freedom kissing eachother with joy.

By: squirrel

squirrel — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:23:15 -0800

So sad to see our stalwart congress caving to pressure from the froganistas. What next? Acquiescence to the Geneva Conventions?

By: jonmc

jonmc — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:27:22 -0800

you forgot Polish Sausage!

By: Skygazer

Skygazer — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:27:36 -0800

I for one refuse to go back to the old decadent moniker for the deep fried delicious bits of potatoey freedom. No! NEVER!! The French shall forever suffer the wrath of my indifference to their claim upon the freedom loving potato (Yum...umm...yumm...burp). I shall delight in my freedom fries with Iwo Jima-sque visions of red, white and blue morbid obesity. Patriots should be proud of their triple bypass surgeries, as they endeavor to be shining living exemplars of McJesus™ and the American way and stomp out those t'rists in whatever fast food restaurant they may be hatching their evil sleeper cell machinations of evil-doingness. *Fart*

By: O9scar

O9scar — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:28:13 -0800

Walter Jones has apologized (or at least said he wished it hadn't happened) and now denounces the war.

By: kurumi

kurumi — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:30:18 -0800

Hey, give Bob Ney a break. It's not as if he's taken bribes or oh wait

By: brain_drain

brain_drain — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:31:10 -0800

"Hi, France? It's the United States. I know things have been weird between us since we had that fight a few years ago. I admit it, I kind of freaked out. I erased your name from our menus, dumped your wine in the gutter, heck, I even cut your face out of my prom pictures. But I'm over it now. I still think you were wrong, but you have your facts and I have my feelings and we'll just leave it at that. So we're cool now, right? Hello?"

By: staggernation

staggernation — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:32:57 -0800

I like 'em with Freedom's yellow mustard.

By: squirrel

squirrel — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:33:45 -0800

Thanks for the link, O9scar. Although he voted for the war, he has since become one of its most vociferous opponents on Capitol Hill, where the hallway outside his office is lined with photographs of the "faces of the fallen". "If we were given misinformation intentionally by people in this administration, to commit the authority to send boys, and in some instances girls, to go into Iraq, that is wrong," he told the newspaper. "Congress must be told the truth." Gee... if only there were some method through which the congress could hold the executive accoutable for not telling the truth. Ah well, let's hope the president tells the truth next time.

By: Optimus Chyme

Optimus Chyme — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:36:29 -0800

This is how dumb that was: not even our right-wing trolls defended it.

By: briank

briank — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:38:46 -0800

So, how about the Liberty Cabbage? Any word on that?

By: dances_with_sneetches

dances_with_sneetches — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:43:02 -0800

Renaming French fries was the only successful policy initiative to come out of Bush's presidency.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 08:56:57 -0800

Forget Freedom Fries — it's Belgian fries that are the real menace. I can't stop eating them.

By: jckll

jckll — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:15:10 -0800

"Officially the committee has no comment on the matter," [Jon Brandt, a spokesman for Mr. Ehlers] said. "I really don't see how this is a story." Thou dost protest too much, methinks...

By: the ghost of Ken Lay

the ghost of Ken Lay — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:16:10 -0800

"We don't have a comment for your story," said a spokeswoman for Mr. Ney. After to speaking to Ronald Reagan's ghost, it seems that this was a compromise and the statue of liberty will be melted down into commemorative "never forget 9/11" coins to be sold for 19.99 on late night informercials. For those of you wondering, Ronnie is still a little upset his coin hasn't sold out yet.

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:20:52 -0800

Ah, the French. When have they ever sided with America or done anythign to further the cause of American Freedom? Oh, wait.

By: odasaku

odasaku — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:25:29 -0800

"Now that they've changed the name of the french fries back, maybe they will admit their other foreign policy mistakes were wrong, too." That's the best "quip" a Democrat could come up with? Man, I hate politicians.

By: dios

dios — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:27:26 -0800

Freedom fries was a bad alteration. If they had wanted to be accurate and show the proper amount of disdain towards France, they should have changed to the name from "French Fries" to "Cheese-eating Surrender Monkey Fries."

By: clevershark

clevershark — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:48:50 -0800

You gotta hand it to dios, he tries so hard.

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:53:12 -0800

"what do you mean i can't have fries with that?"

By: Kid Charlemagne

Kid Charlemagne — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:56:17 -0800

"I really don't see how this is a story." Of course, back in 2003 they were media whoring this so hard that it would scratch diamonds.

By: three blind mice

three blind mice — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:58:22 -0800

Freedom fries was a bad alteration. But not as bad as freedom kissing.

By: blue_beetle

blue_beetle — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:07:21 -0800

Freedom [Anything] will no longer be available in the halls of congress. Now you'll have to settle for the French.

By: 2sheets

2sheets — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:17:39 -0800

How about "The french were right fries"?

By: davelog

davelog — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:23:13 -0800

The [anything] in the above post is wholly unnecessary.

By: NationalKato

NationalKato — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:27:29 -0800

Good news. Now I won't feel so bad drowning my Freedom Fries into this quagmire of ketchup.

By: illiad

illiad — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:29:05 -0800

I got in deep-end deep shit with some people over a quickly-drawn cartoon when this whole "freedom fries" thing erupted. I drew a picture of the French Flag and labelled it "the Freedom Flag." The squalling was of a pitch that would rupture the eardrums of some dude wearing a pressure suit on Pluto.

By: pax digita

pax digita — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:35:32 -0800

Ronnie is still a little upset his coin hasn't sold out yet. Well, geez, they did decide to name an aircraft carrier after him...as we used to say, whaddya want, egg in yer beer?

By: bz

bz — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:55:25 -0800

"...that brought the culture and economy of France to its knees..." I can't find much evidence of this alleged kneeness.

By: polyhedron

polyhedron — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:57:45 -0800

Wow, illiad. I'm not at all surprised and the association was the first thing that came to me as well, but wow nonetheless. At a restaurant in Missouri the "Freedom Dip" came with french fries. I was baffled, yet no long offended when I saw that. I think Bill O'Reilly is still boycotting the country if anyone cares.

By: djfiander

djfiander — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:16:17 -0800

For which they are eternally greatful

By: matteo

matteo — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:20:55 -0800

what about French roast coffee? is that OK now, too?

By: Cranberry

Cranberry — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 12:34:40 -0800

*shrugs* So the Age of Reason didn't end in France.

By: dances_with_sneetches

dances_with_sneetches — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 15:55:39 -0800

I was pondering how we've seldom had a successful war without the French. American Revolution: French help. We won. War of 1812: Napoleon kept British busy in Europe. We won. World War I: French help. We won. World War II: French help. We won. Korean War: French help. We won. Vietnam War: No French. Lost. First Gulf War: French help. We won. Iraq: No French. Lost cause.

By: squirrel

squirrel — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 16:34:11 -0800

We won the Korean conflict?!

By: robocop is bleeding

robocop is bleeding — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 18:15:14 -0800

I dunno. But for the French, we would not have had 1812, WWI (and by extension WWII), or Vietnam. But hey, without them we wouldn't have America, so we'll call that a wash. However, you'll need to pry my Victory Cabbage from my cold, dead hands!

By: robocop is bleeding

robocop is bleeding — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 18:15:45 -0800

Er. Liberty Cabbage, I mean. I blame this French wine!

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 18:40:20 -0800

Of course, the great irony is that the French themselves don't even think of chips as "french fries". To them, they are known as "pommes frites", which translates to "fried poms", or "fried English". So, really, the French just sat back, shrugged, puffed on a Gitane & watched while you guys inadvertently shot your own allies in the foot, so to speak.

By: qvantamon

qvantamon — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 18:52:10 -0800

World War I: French help. We won. World War II: French help. We won. You mean you "won to help the French", who were already learning how to ask "Und wollen Sie Fritten mit das?" when finally the German were stupid enough to drag the US into the conflict (twice). Of course, if it were for World War II help, to be fair, you should be calling them "Commie Fries"... And given that the prime interests being defended by the US (aside from themselves under the domino theory) in Nam were those of the French catholic upper-class, I guess "No French help" is a bit far-fetched... Sure, on the other hand, the "European French" were quite happy that "those damn ungrateful Indochinans" were getting what they deserved...

By: illiad

illiad — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 19:45:00 -0800

War of 1812: Napoleon kept British busy in Europe. We won. Is that what they teach in US History? Do they skip over the part about how the US failed in its objectives and had its White House burnt down? Interesting. :-)

By: tzikeh

tzikeh — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 19:57:49 -0800

UbuRoivas: To them, they are known as "pommes frites", which translates to "fried poms", or "fried English". Uh - "pomme" in French is short for "potato" (pomme de terre). So "pommes frites" is "fried potatoes". Nothing much to do with the English, I'm afraid.

By: UbuRoivas

UbuRoivas — Wed, 02 Aug 2006 20:44:48 -0800

Same etymology. Note how the stereotypical pommy bowler-hat-and-pinstripe civil servant looks like Mr. Potatohead? And "frites" is clearly a transliteration of "Fritz" - ie the Germans. So, when the French munch on their Pom Fritz, they are clearly symbolically devouring their most powerful neighbours.

By: vbfg

vbfg — Thu, 03 Aug 2006 06:04:52 -0800

Vietnam War: No French. Lost. Worst. Example. Ever.

By: Otis

Otis — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 06:09:35 -0800

French Fries: 1 Bob Ney: 0