It would be a grave mistake not to buy this calendar.

August 2, 2006 9:27 AM

Men of Mortuaries:Because nothing is hotter than a man who handles corpses. See the local news story (wmv) and some promotion pics (both nsfw). Finally, I've found something to replace my Studmuffins of Science.
posted by Gamblor (11 comments total)

Isn't it just a bit ooky that a calendar with a bunch of guys lowering a coffin into the ground on its cover is meant to raise money for breast cancer research?
posted by apollonia6 at 9:38 AM on August 2, 2006

The "promotion" link activated the censor on my work computer... is it NSFW in some way?
posted by hermitosis at 9:45 AM on August 2, 2006

Only if you consider topless men on top of a hearse NSFW.
posted by beerbajay at 9:47 AM on August 2, 2006

Yikes. The pictures aren't, but upon closer inspection, it looks like the host sells gay porn videos.
posted by Gamblor at 9:49 AM on August 2, 2006

This is a big deal in the afterlife. Like Menudo big.
posted by the ghost of Ken Lay at 9:50 AM on August 2, 2006

[added nsfw mention per poster's request]
posted by jessamyn at 10:07 AM on August 2, 2006

The "promotion" link activated the censor on my work computer... is it NSFW in some way?

I got this on an unfiltered connection:

"You don't have permission to access /webbbspix/cinemacapman/menofmortuaries02.jpg on this server."

it looks like the host sells gay porn videos.

The stiffest cocks you'll ever see. Outside the arthritis ward at the poultry hospital, I mean.
posted by pracowity at 10:10 AM on August 2, 2006

[rimshot for pracowity]
posted by Mapes at 10:30 AM on August 2, 2006

Well, that's not right. Surely they should be pale and interesting, not tanned hunks. I mean, those guys just look like firemen wearing the clothing of a mortician!
posted by kumonoi at 11:10 AM on August 2, 2006

Hey, where's ColdChef?
posted by porpoise at 12:16 PM on August 2, 2006

We should try to fix those calendar dudes up with these calendar babes - seems like it would be a natural.
posted by madamjujujive at 11:37 AM on August 3, 2006