January 19, 2001

11:27 AM

Clinton has struck a deal with the Independent Counsel to avoid indictment after he leaves office.
posted by rcade (11 comments total)

So lemme get this straight, all Slick Willy's gotta do for the next five years is sit back, drink beer, chase skirts, shoot pool, scratch his ass, and collect his Presidential pension checks.

Dang, I wish somebody would punish me like that!

Ratbastard for President in 2004.
posted by ratbastard at 11:38 AM on January 19, 2001

Dear Ratbastard: important to note that the approval rate of Americans, not counting you of course, is higher than all get out. After a stolen election, Bush would be foolish to try to jail a guy so popular, no?
You have my support for President. Don't even give us a platform or agenda. Just promise to cut taxes for the very wealthy.
posted by Postroad at 11:53 AM on January 19, 2001

sorry ratbastard...

I am backing matthowie in 2004 on the MetaFilter ticket (I am hoping for a VP nomination)
posted by jasonshellen at 11:54 AM on January 19, 2001

I second the nomination of Rat Bastard and look forward to seeing what he does with http://www.whitehouse.gov.
posted by rcade at 11:56 AM on January 19, 2001

Hey don't get me wrong. I love Clinton. He's living proof that ratbastards make great presidents.


posted by ratbastard at 12:21 PM on January 19, 2001

More accurate is that Presidents make great ratbastards.
posted by jpoulos at 12:41 PM on January 19, 2001

Um, it's over. Deal with it.

(sorry, just had to say that.)
posted by holgate at 2:03 PM on January 19, 2001

Isn't aaron forming an exploratory committee?
posted by allaboutgeorge at 2:18 PM on January 19, 2001

So lemme get this straight, all Slick Willy's gotta do for the next five years is sit back, drink beer, chase skirts, shoot pool, scratch his ass, and collect his Presidential pension checks.

You just described what Duh-bya wil be doing for the next 4 years while his daddy's friends help him play president, DB.
posted by terrapin at 2:19 PM on January 19, 2001

Unfortunately, I'll still be too young to run in 2004. But I look forward to your support in 2008!
posted by aaron at 2:35 PM on January 19, 2001

How about an Aramaic/Ratbastard ticket?

"Heartless tyranny meets tasetful design"

Plus, Ratbastard could play his guitar at the rallies like that Bob Roberts fella.
posted by Optamystic at 4:44 PM on January 19, 2001