Call to action!!!!!!!!
August 12, 2006 12:52 AM   Subscribe

Operation: "Expose the Government Terrorists" Alex Jones is warning there is a 90% chance of "Bone Shattering" terror attacks in the Western world before the end of October. While the world worries about exploding Gator Aid, and other staged terror operation busts, it appears the catalyst for WWIII is in its final planning stages. See you in the camps!

Now it is 1984
Knock-knock at your front door
It's the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool niece

Come quietly to the camp
You'd look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don't you worry, it's only a shower
For your clothes here's a pretty flower

~ Dead Kennedys


posted by augustweed (28 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: where should I start?



 
Alex Jones voice, rhythm, cadence and style of delivery is a dead ringer for Rush Limbaugh's. Gotta get the 2 of those together!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 12:57 AM on August 12, 2006


Jones is probably right, BTW.
posted by flapjax at midnite at 12:59 AM on August 12, 2006


Where's page two? Or three?
posted by sourwookie at 1:07 AM on August 12, 2006


Well, hope you weren't counting on that $30.
posted by scodger at 1:09 AM on August 12, 2006





posted by Heywood Mogroot at 1:21 AM on August 12, 2006


/me demands more popcorn
posted by ryoshu at 1:26 AM on August 12, 2006


I was just reading this at around 9.30 last night, when five police vans pulled up to the building next door (supported accommodation for elderly people) and about 25 officers (armed and non) raided. They ran around inside for 10 minutes, then got back in their vans and drove away. I heard one of them say they were following a lead.

Yesterday my boyfriend heard John Reed (UK Home Secretary) on the news, saying that the Human Rights Act can be ignored for the needs of security.

Alex Jones' argument is not so far-fetched.
posted by goo at 1:28 AM on August 12, 2006


More than anything, it feels like that click-click-click click-click-click sound has just stopped and we are all now moving in super slow motion, sitting blindfolded atop what is certainly the biggest roller-coaster in the world, waiting to see what happens next.
Just stoking the fire.
posted by ryoshu at 1:29 AM on August 12, 2006


and that would be John Reid. Coffee is good.
posted by goo at 1:30 AM on August 12, 2006


A call to Action! Against...them!...murdering government killers! I am going to get mad, angry, and focused! This is his second warning ever! There's only been two! There is a small chance he will be proven wrong again!

So...shall I put a sticker on a US mail box, or spit on a cop?

We must stop....Them!
posted by eegphalanges at 1:31 AM on August 12, 2006


Before the end of October? Of course ... gotta have some terrorist action before the elections.

Always works in the other 3rd-World countries.
posted by Twang at 1:31 AM on August 12, 2006


World to end on August 22
Better cancel those holidays. We now have a date for Armageddon, and it's a week on Tuesday - August 22.

This information comes from no lesser source than the Wall Street Journal, where Bernard Lewis, President Bush's favourite historian, provides the details.


"I was always astonished at the extraordinary good nature and lack of malice with which men who had been flogged spoke of their beatings and of those who had inflicted them..."-Dostoevsky (Memoirs From the House of the Dead)
posted by Unregistered User at 1:39 AM on August 12, 2006


What happened to "more inside"?
posted by madman at 1:43 AM on August 12, 2006


LOL.
posted by delmoi at 1:49 AM on August 12, 2006


Alex Jones is a nutcase who believes in "Owl Sacrifice" and other nonsense. Get real.
posted by A189Nut at 2:13 AM on August 12, 2006


"Alex Jones is a nutcase"

Wow, it took sixteen comments before we hit the "N" word. I would've thought it'd crop up sooner!
posted by flapjax at midnite at 2:19 AM on August 12, 2006


OK, I've got all my tinfoil hats made. Just wondering, if this guy's right, why would he not have mysteriously disappeared already? BTW, love the Dead Kennedys quote. It tickles me that that song is about Jerry Brown, fer Chrissakes.

"You know who was a lot like Hitler? Hitler!" -- John Stewart
posted by mattholomew at 2:21 AM on August 12, 2006


Dude, youtube links have proven their worth.

Now you come along, all high and mighty and shit, and disabuse our mod that they shouldn't.

Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck the intarweb.

Here's gg allin kickin' your effete ass.

Jesus, metafilter is the new metatalk IMO. Fuck you all.
posted by bardic at 2:27 AM on August 12, 2006


Seriously, I don't want to start a flame war, but what was bardic's post about? Am I fucked now? Has my effete ass been kicked? What does 'disabuse our mod that they shouldn't' mean? Does anyone speak Esperanto?
posted by mattholomew at 2:30 AM on August 12, 2006


As an Austinite, I'm so proud our local wingnut is enjoyed outside of our public access cable.

But yeah, it scares me that some of his stuff is plausible.
posted by birdherder at 2:32 AM on August 12, 2006







Mohamed on a spit, how much space do you want on the front page? A common tragedy leads to ownership.




Yey let us partake of this room and rejoice.


My bowels are a little loose today, yet my sink does not floweth over. Is it god?
posted by econous at 2:37 AM on August 12, 2006


I'm holding a liqud right now!
posted by delmoi at 2:38 AM on August 12, 2006


Fuck liquids. I'm just plain wet.
posted by bardic at 2:42 AM on August 12, 2006


I got some of the biggest effete I know ... and my nabob natterin' ain't no slouch neither ...
posted by Twang at 4:09 AM on August 12, 2006


Best DK lyric: "Making money for President Reagan; Making money for President Reagan; ... and all the friends of President Reagan!"

Good job Jello!

"GIVE ME BACK THE MIC CORD!"
posted by beerbajay at 4:21 AM on August 12, 2006


If Jones is somehow right this time and has reliable information, he has done the truth a deep disservice by his past credulity for any crazy theory that comes down the pike. It's not close minded to say "consider the source".
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 4:46 AM on August 12, 2006


Alex Jones is a nutcase who believes in "Owl Sacrifice"

I wish I knew how to do inline images.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 5:22 AM on August 12, 2006


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