Open your heart (and wallet)

January 22, 2001 3:55 PM

Open your heart (and wallet) and give generously. Can you really think of a better cause? Think of all the poor widows and orphans whose husband/father is being thrown out of work and who need your help.
posted by Steven Den Beste (8 comments total)

Wow. $729 will help all those companies that took millions in VC funds to start.
posted by sonofsamiam at 4:02 PM on January 22, 2001

Will consult for food.
posted by waxpancake at 4:18 PM on January 22, 2001

I'm one of the internet freeloaders, and no way am I going to start paying now!
posted by jpate at 4:52 PM on January 22, 2001

It's another Blogger joke site. Just like Lance's.
posted by mathowie at 5:20 PM on January 22, 2001

Widows with husbands? Orphans with fathers? I think this calls for an audit.
posted by dhartung at 5:42 PM on January 22, 2001

Fine by me, as long as we hire the auditors from Florida.
posted by Steven Den Beste at 6:51 PM on January 22, 2001

Will consult for food.

Well, that sure beats the hell out of:

"...Linuxcare will go down for stock."


yeah, I know, I stole it from NTK
posted by lagado at 10:09 PM on January 22, 2001

hey Steven! really cool news! i hear they're letting women have jobs these days too, and they get fired when their dot-coms crash and burn right along with the guys!

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posted by Sapphireblue at 9:04 AM on January 23, 2001