Grand Theft Auto is the most effective crime deterrent ever.That's true! All those hundreds of hours I spent sitting on my couch, mashing my PS2 controller—why, I could have been out robbing banks, stealing cars, raping women, and murdering cops. But instead I merely learned how to get real good at driving across town with a five-star wanted rating.
...but ejaculating on a woman's face is now considered normative behavior among teenagers.Hey, so long as the Dirty Sanchez doesn't become popular, I'm happy. Seriously though, this is nothing new, and has nothing to do with declining rape rates. I remember when I was a teen I had a girlfriend who liked pearl necklaces, although neither of us knew it was called that. Good thing too, or else I might've become a rapist!
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