"I am the only drunken pirate running for office in this great nation."
August 25, 2006 11:01 AM Subscribe
"I would have your wife right in front of you.
I would smoke the last of your glaucoma medication. Then I will surely drink your liquor cabinet dry. However, know this my friend. I will never break an oath to uphold the public trust. My affidavit will be signed in my own blood. A Pirates crimson mark, with real binding effects into my after life. Laugh if you will then ask yourself if you could do it."
is running for congress in Iowa's first district. He accepts no money from anybody.
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