Gamecube is is F.F.E. or Fun for Everyone.

August 30, 2006 12:07 AM

Humans are educated stupid because they are really dumb and cannot even comprehend the Gamecube programming code when our god Miyamoto explains it to them. $1,000.00 to one disproving the Gamecube. $100.00 for 1 MIT student found not playing Gamecube Cube. $500.00 for 1 MIT professor eating Gamecube. To be awarded after dessert.
posted by Effigy2000 (34 comments total)

Meh-est of the web.
posted by fleacircus at 12:27 AM on August 30, 2006

Meh and double-meh. Four-cornered pointless meh.
posted by imperium at 12:31 AM on August 30, 2006

I enjoyed it (albeit briefly. I didn't read the whole thing, but I refuse to read the entire Time Cube page as well). Thanks Effigy2000.
posted by premiumpolar at 12:35 AM on August 30, 2006

As much as it is to my own personal detriment, sometimes I genuinely and sincerely wish they had never let us five-dollah-dorks in.
posted by nightchrome at 12:35 AM on August 30, 2006

I read the whole thing. It needs more stupid.
posted by loquacious at 12:54 AM on August 30, 2006

I just don't know.
posted by TwelveTwo at 1:54 AM on August 30, 2006

What's wrong with you people? This is grade-A genius.
posted by Plutor at 3:22 AM on August 30, 2006

Oh, I don't know about Grade-A. I certainly chortled at least once, but like I said: It needs more stupid. A lot more.

The Gene Ray insanity isn't being laid on thick enough. Gene Ray is like Malt-o-Meal. It's tasteless, thick, sticky, dense but nutritious; Pabulum.

And you really should eat the whole entire nutty-tastying box of mealy-mouthed insanity even if you do swell up like a big fat proverbial corpse. It's just how these things are done.
posted by loquacious at 3:56 AM on August 30, 2006

Yeah, it definitely needs to be crazier and make less sense. I chuckled a couple of times, but if it really wants to channel the spirit of Time Cube, the author has to write way fewer complete sentences.
posted by malthas at 4:13 AM on August 30, 2006

I laughed.
posted by EarBucket at 4:19 AM on August 30, 2006

I enjoyed the Punch-Out diatribe, but otherwise... no.
posted by switchsonic at 5:02 AM on August 30, 2006

The sheer number of "Metafilter: blahblahs" possibilities in the comments alone makes this worthy.

And you really should eat the whole entire nutty-tastying box of mealy-mouthed insanity even if you do swell up like a big fat proverbial corpse. It's just how these things are done.

It's those little truths that make life worth living.
posted by eriko at 5:03 AM on August 30, 2006

Damn, I was hoping the link would explain wtf the fpp was talking about... but it's dead :(
posted by antifuse at 5:54 AM on August 30, 2006

I don't get it.
posted by MarshallPoe at 5:59 AM on August 30, 2006

It's alive again, and I like it. But then again, I would, what with being educated stupid and all.
posted by revgeorge at 6:17 AM on August 30, 2006

Fantastic. Thanks Effigy2000.
posted by intermod at 6:20 AM on August 30, 2006

Nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-day Gamecube?
posted by Saucy Intruder at 6:36 AM on August 30, 2006

loved it
posted by neilkod at 6:48 AM on August 30, 2006

I've been trying to get a gamecube for my 50 billion fold out mansion but the hypno-mimes are on to me.
posted by illovich at 7:00 AM on August 30, 2006

brilliant!
posted by piratebowling at 7:01 AM on August 30, 2006

"Soda Popinski is really Vodka Drunkenski, despite what we told you."

My god!! I've been living a lie!!!!
posted by TechnoLustLuddite at 7:04 AM on August 30, 2006

Mocking the mentally ill is fun!
posted by Artw at 7:34 AM on August 30, 2006

This is actually a pretty clever and funny parody. But thank goodness there are those brave souls who leap to get the first "meh i didn't like it i'm a humorless twat" in.
posted by Optimus Chyme at 7:41 AM on August 30, 2006

I think you forgot the 'batshitinsane' tag.
posted by daHIFI at 9:02 AM on August 30, 2006

Points for the Vodka Drunkenski referrence in the link. I know people have thought me crazy as the Timecube guy for speaking of his existence and subsequent altering when ported to NES.
posted by Uther Bentrazor at 9:26 AM on August 30, 2006

Seriously, no wonder people don't get this since they've all been educated stupid by evil word-animals! Don't they understand that we're ALL-ONE or NONE!!!
posted by idontlikewords at 9:31 AM on August 30, 2006

MarshallPoe,
it's a parody of timecube, but it's gamecube... get it?

Only marginally amusing to me....
posted by MythMaker at 9:42 AM on August 30, 2006

This post creates the universe.
This post composes the Earth.
This post composes humanity.
This post creates your body.
This post de-gods academia.
This post de-gods singularity taught by religious/academia.
posted by Kwine at 10:14 AM on August 30, 2006

This isn't actually as fun or funny as the original timecube.

I mean, timecube has such gems as "If god is your father, your mother is a whore" and "Educators are lying bastards./-1 x -1= +1 is WRONG, it is/academic stupidity and is evil."
posted by Citizen Premier at 11:04 AM on August 30, 2006

I thought it was awesome, but I am a big game dork. Thanks!
posted by Sibrax at 11:17 AM on August 30, 2006

Let's see who laughs last when Hawking proves the timecube.
posted by qvantamon at 11:39 AM on August 30, 2006

If only it had more SCIENCE.
posted by haqspan at 11:55 AM on August 30, 2006

It reminds me of the first time I actually read the label on "Dr. Bonners soap"
posted by Iron Rat at 1:29 PM on August 30, 2006

Awesome. Completely bloody awesome.
posted by effugas at 11:30 PM on August 31, 2006