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Dammit, luftmensch, you beat me to it! (Corrected link)
posted by Faint of Butt at 10:32 PM on September 8, 2006


Watching him dance will make you gay.
please hope me
posted by luftmensch at 10:33 PM on September 8, 2006


Where's Itsy Bitsy Galactus?
posted by Smart Dalek at 6:04 AM on September 9, 2006


Where's Widdle Wade?
posted by Luddite at 6:10 AM on September 9, 2006


They should have used the version of the Spider-Man theme by The Ramones. And why did they change the lyrics to "Spider-Man and friends"? Totally ruins the song.
posted by beowulf573 at 6:12 AM on September 9, 2006


What the hell? How is this even remotely intresting? The fact that he kind of moves like a rapper? Looks like any other children's toy.
posted by delmoi at 6:26 AM on September 9, 2006


I want a bamf doll.
posted by FunkyHelix at 7:05 AM on September 9, 2006


i have to second delmoi, this post is gay.
posted by Funmonkey1 at 7:21 AM on September 9, 2006


Bamf doll is coolness personified.
posted by ZachsMind at 7:26 AM on September 9, 2006 [1 favorite]


Bamf!!! Oh, I want one!
posted by FunkyHelix at 7:51 AM on September 9, 2006


Funmonkey, delmoi didn't write anything about this post being gay. Luftmensch did. Oh, by "gay" did you mean "stupid"? Just FYI, "gay" no longer means "stupid." It means "fucking fabulous as hell." People are now using "hetero" to mean stupid.
posted by mijuta at 8:08 AM on September 9, 2006


I loved this til I realized it's bitsy spiderman was actually the size of a toddler. WTF? NExt.
posted by Skygazer at 8:17 AM on September 9, 2006


Oh and that "spiderman makes you gay" thing was pretty funny. There's a lot of fu*ked up funny stuff on that site err: I like Bukkake.
posted by Skygazer at 8:21 AM on September 9, 2006


ahh, b3ta...the death of so many of my college deadlines.
posted by es_de_bah at 8:29 AM on September 9, 2006


mijuta: "People are now using "hetero" to mean stupid."

Guess I'm not a people then.
posted by ZachsMind at 8:40 AM on September 9, 2006


How easy would it be mod one of those into Strong Bad?
posted by pieoverdone at 8:43 AM on September 9, 2006


when does the bolt of lightning come down to strike us all dead as the result of this being allowed to exist?? oh, the horror, the horror...
posted by stackmonster at 8:52 AM on September 9, 2006


I am shocked and offended. This Spider-Man toy is making "devil horns" with both hands. Yet another attempt by the satanist/homosexual cabal to turn our children against us.

Well I'll have none of it, thank you. This "toy" will have no place in my home school environment.
posted by aladfar at 9:00 AM on September 9, 2006


How easy would it be mod one of those into Strong Bad?

Who cares?

But if you mod it into Senor Cardgage, then you can put my name down for one.
posted by PeterMcDermott at 9:21 AM on September 9, 2006


People are now using "hetero" to mean stupid.

Dude, that's gay.

Seriously, though. This toy rocks and if I were one year old I'd want one.
posted by cribcage at 9:28 AM on September 9, 2006


I can't believe that someone made a bamf doll.

I can't believe I know what a bamf is.
posted by lekvar at 9:37 AM on September 9, 2006


Spider-Man is actually Mr. Potatohead?!?


Actually, that type of revelation would make Civil War almost worth reading.
posted by Alvy Ampersand at 11:29 AM on September 9, 2006


Oh, by "gay" did you mean "stupid"? Just FYI, "gay" no longer means "stupid." It means "fucking fabulous as hell." People are now using "hetero" to mean stupid.

"Lighten up, Francis"

(and when did "gay" ever mean "stupid"?)

That Spiderman doll rocks, you just need to be able to switch the music on it.
posted by stifford at 1:05 PM on September 9, 2006




Yes. This is real.
posted by XQUZYPHYR at 4:49 PM on September 9, 2006


People on gaming messageboards have been using that icon for years.
posted by Vindaloo at 5:00 PM on September 9, 2006


Oh, by "gay" did you mean "stupid"? Just FYI, "gay" no longer means "stupid." It means "fucking fabulous as hell."

That is so 2004. The cool kids are back to using 'gay' to mean "cheerful as a sunbeam."

Although I've heard some people using it to mean "heterosexual," as in, "Dude? You kissed a girl? That is so gay!"
posted by straight at 6:23 PM on September 9, 2006


My friend bought the CD of childrens music based on this line of toys! My favorite song is "Meet the hulk!"

I'm big and green!
But never mean!
And I do not like to sulk!
Come and meet the hulk!

(Being mean, and sulking... two hulk mainstays as far as I could tell.)
posted by shanevsevil at 7:25 PM on September 9, 2006


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