Lego Dildo
September 10, 2006 1:24 PM   Subscribe



 
That really is, quite, quite disturbing.
posted by metaxa at 1:28 PM on September 10, 2006


Great, all they have to do now is assemble a proper receptacle.
posted by c13 at 1:29 PM on September 10, 2006


Ive yet to meet a girl with a square vagina.
posted by D J Robertstein at 1:30 PM on September 10, 2006


Square peg, etc...
posted by zerokey at 1:31 PM on September 10, 2006


Rule #34 in action.
posted by eriko at 1:37 PM on September 10, 2006


That just can't be comfortable. Also they don't mention if anyone has tried it
posted by rus at 1:38 PM on September 10, 2006


Is there not a difference between a dildo and a vibrator? Specifically the vibrating action. Or am I totally incorrect?
posted by yodelingisfun at 1:39 PM on September 10, 2006


Ouch.
posted by bardic at 1:40 PM on September 10, 2006


The website says there is an "in action" video of this creation. I guess it is "in action," as far as the contraption is moving up and down, but it is not really "in action," in the sense that it is actually being used, if you get my meaning.
posted by marxchivist at 1:41 PM on September 10, 2006


Well, it could be wrose. It could be a Lego concentration camp.
posted by Astro Zombie at 1:41 PM on September 10, 2006


Oh wow, that would hurt.
posted by Vindaloo at 1:43 PM on September 10, 2006


Best of the web.
posted by nims at 1:47 PM on September 10, 2006


If you're not already convinced that it would hurt, watch the video of it "in action" with the volume up. Ow.
posted by amro at 1:48 PM on September 10, 2006


Is it just me, or does that look significantly more like something that should be stitching pieces of steel together than something meant to give pleasure?

Yeowch.
posted by Emperor SnooKloze at 1:50 PM on September 10, 2006


I've never -ever- felt like a Futurama quote was any more appropiate then this one is right now.


"The box says NO."
posted by FritoKAL at 1:51 PM on September 10, 2006


Poor Steve Digman just doesn't understand a woman's needs.
posted by amro at 1:52 PM on September 10, 2006


Dang, that's pretty HOT!

Could use a little more creativity in the replacable heads.
posted by Balisong at 1:55 PM on September 10, 2006


This reminds me of the balding scientist from Hate Song building a sex doll with a back-gina. (1, 2,
3)
posted by anthill at 2:00 PM on September 10, 2006


Moaning with lust at the intense thrusting of her lego lover, her breasts felt like large, pleasureful bags of sand under her soft touch.
posted by jimmythefish at 2:08 PM on September 10, 2006


these legoes, they vibrate?
posted by Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson at 2:19 PM on September 10, 2006


No. Just no.
posted by piratebowling at 2:25 PM on September 10, 2006


Well this will go a long way towards solving the splinter problems my Tinker Toy and Lincoln Logs vibes have been presenting of late.
posted by kosem at 2:31 PM on September 10, 2006


There's one instance where you wouldn't want your lego bricks breaking apart.
posted by clevershark at 2:31 PM on September 10, 2006


Satan Cat is not amused
posted by 31d1 at 2:37 PM on September 10, 2006


Why?
posted by Kudos at 2:38 PM on September 10, 2006


Is there not a difference between a dildo and a vibrator? Specifically the vibrating action. Or am I totally incorrect?

This Lego dildo; it vibrates?
posted by ZenMasterThis at 2:39 PM on September 10, 2006


Having seen the "in action" clip I can say that it looks about as comfortable for the recipient as the bladed dong from "Se7en"...
posted by clevershark at 2:55 PM on September 10, 2006


This wasn't made for a woman's needs - this was made for Steve "Diggman"'s (haha) needs.
posted by Veritron at 3:02 PM on September 10, 2006


Um. Ow.
posted by katillathehun at 3:32 PM on September 10, 2006


Quite a segue from Vernon Ingram.
posted by wfc123 at 3:41 PM on September 10, 2006


...ow.

(obligatory related Penny Arcade link)
posted by kosher_jenny at 3:44 PM on September 10, 2006


Is it just me, or does that look significantly more like something that should be stitching pieces of steel together than something meant to give pleasure?

Not just you.
posted by danb at 3:46 PM on September 10, 2006 [1 favorite]




This takes cockblocking to a whole new level.
posted by Schlimmbesserung at 3:52 PM on September 10, 2006


When our forefathers imagined the grim future of mankind, I believe this is what they had in mind.
posted by sparkletone at 4:04 PM on September 10, 2006


squared, for her pleasure.
posted by thanatogenous at 4:11 PM on September 10, 2006


Dildos, or Dildo® Bricks?
posted by secret about box at 4:12 PM on September 10, 2006


I've fucked some blockheads in my time, but...
posted by DenOfSizer at 4:25 PM on September 10, 2006


Hello guys! It's build for a woman made out of Lego® bricks. Think outside the little perforated plastic bags, huh?
posted by Kid Charlemagne at 5:09 PM on September 10, 2006


I don't think that they don't use those little perforated bags anymore. It's one of the tragedies of our time.

Along with, uh, this engine of depravity.
posted by Iridic at 5:14 PM on September 10, 2006


Lego My Dildo174;?
posted by Stauf at 5:14 PM on September 10, 2006


...or not.
posted by Stauf at 5:15 PM on September 10, 2006


In related news, it was reported today that Cowboy Ken has given Way-Out-West Barbie with his Christmas list. Included are assless chaps ... and a functioning rectum.
posted by rob511 at 5:33 PM on September 10, 2006


This would work better if it had been made with an Erector Set. Just sayin..
posted by doctor_negative at 6:49 PM on September 10, 2006


this engine of depravity

Heh....
posted by c13 at 6:53 PM on September 10, 2006


It's better than my Lincoln Log dildo. Splinters!
posted by Astro Zombie at 9:03 PM on September 10, 2006


This is kind of like Vigor...I'm not sure whether I'm surprised someone didn't think of it sooner, or surprised someone thought of it.
posted by QIbHom at 9:09 PM on September 10, 2006


What is the age suggestion on the box?
posted by catseatcheese at 9:27 PM on September 10, 2006


I mean, Im no woman... but OUCH
posted by subaruwrx at 9:35 PM on September 10, 2006


like some others before me had said, my initial reaction to seeing this was just "i really, really hope those blocks don't break apart!"
posted by alon at 9:39 PM on September 10, 2006


omg page xeni
posted by cavalier at 4:37 AM on September 11, 2006


The sad thing is there isn't any need for the edgy shape, lego has had several different rocket sets.
posted by Mitheral at 6:44 AM on September 11, 2006


Virgins build sex toy. Film at 11.
posted by Dreama at 6:56 AM on September 11, 2006


Dreama said: Virgins build sex toy. Film at 11.

Well, you can't beat that succinct round up! Over to Bob for sports. :)
posted by dejah420 at 12:43 PM on September 11, 2006


That's gotta be more comfortable (and less disturbing) than a Duplo dildo.

Not as catchy, though.
posted by dgbellak at 2:38 PM on September 11, 2006


Could someone please find a YouTube clip where someone uses this on an inflatable doll?

Thanks in advance.
posted by Cyrano at 4:28 PM on September 11, 2006 [1 favorite]


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