Comments on: Ass. In the box.

Ass. In the box.

mr_crash_davis — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:07:44 -0800

Ass in the box.

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:11:37 -0800

Melanin sold separately.

By: forallmankind

forallmankind — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:14:12 -0800

I was kinda hoping this was posted by MrMoonPie.

By: mds35

mds35 — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:16:30 -0800

Hey, look! We have a new tag!

By: keswick

keswick — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:18:44 -0800

Pistachios!

By: grimley

grimley — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:22:30 -0800

asstastic!

By: photoslob

photoslob — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:26:05 -0800

I just returned from seeing Jackass II. The last thing in the world I want to see is another fat pasty ass. Even in a box.

By: empatterson

empatterson — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:26:11 -0800

I'm still trying to decide if that's work-safe or not.

By: lalochezia

lalochezia — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:28:41 -0800

Box ass. Ass box.

By: Mikey-San

Mikey-San — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:28:50 -0800

Upon noticing the "assinthebox" tag, I burst into a fit of laughter. My roommates are now giving me weird looks. Thanks, crash.

By: bim

bim — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:29:17 -0800

God bless America. You can ship your ass for free too. Now that's what I call opening ~~a can of~~ a box of whoop ass on somebody.

By: eyeballkid

eyeballkid — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:35:14 -0800

A product that needs no *

By: Holy foxy moxie batman!

Holy foxy moxie batman! — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:37:49 -0800

We all have the presidents address yes?

By: rob511

rob511 — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:51:53 -0800

By: nevercalm

nevercalm — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:55:50 -0800

I would like to formally propose a mass-mailing of ass, with love from whatever applicable percentage of the MeFi community, to the White House. (as advanced by Holy foxy moxie batman!) (and no, I am in no way connected...I just think it would be a wicked burn.)

By: WaterSprite

WaterSprite — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:58:20 -0800

ew. Metafilter: Going Down the Toilet

By: Artw

Artw — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 20:10:22 -0800

Worst. Sex toy gift. Evah.

By: tepidmonkey

tepidmonkey — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 20:21:07 -0800

I feel silly now for seeing the words "Ass in the box" and thinking, what could this possibly be?

By: Falconetti

Falconetti — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 20:33:13 -0800

double

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 20:34:30 -0800

God, I thought it was another one of those contentious, strife-ridden political posts where lackadaisical armchair pundits rattled sabers at each other for an eternity over far-removed events so out of their sphere of influence that they couldn't influence them with a nuclear bomb and a time machine. Thankfully it contains nothing but laughs. And ass. Excellent. Smithers! Fetch me my little yellow wading boots!

By: zek

zek — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 20:41:32 -0800

Does it come with an ass to put on my car antenna?

By: quin

quin — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 20:44:17 -0800

Ass in the box?

By: quin

quin — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 20:46:26 -0800

Ass over the box.

By: Smedleyman

Smedleyman — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:00:39 -0800

"You can feel safe knowing that our ordering system uses 128-bit Secure Socket Layer encryption for all transactions. No sensitive payment information is stored on our servers. Your security is no joke, we have created a safe and secure way for you to enjoy sending the AssInTheBox!" Fight the power.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:08:52 -0800

This is why we will win. Damn, that made me laugh out loud!

By: flapjax at midnite

flapjax at midnite — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:11:21 -0800

I'm still trying to decide if that's work-safe or not Well, since it's entirely likely that your boss is an ass, and therefore he/she might take offense, I'd say it's NSFW.

By: strawberryviagra

strawberryviagra — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:12:24 -0800

It doesn't go far enough for my use. It needs to: 1 - be spelled correctly (arse) 2 - shoot out with extreme force 3 - spray real diarrhoea directly into the face of the addressee 4 - bear teeth and shout obscenity 5 - explode

By: forallmankind

forallmankind — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:28:55 -0800

teeth, lips, hair - and a perfect bot

By: whatnot

whatnot — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:37:29 -0800

a marriage made in marketing heaven. or hell, rather.

By: pyramid termite

pyramid termite — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:40:32 -0800

if i had the money to spare right now, there is certainly someone who i would send this to at this time

By: danb

danb — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:45:52 -0800

A product that needs no * Vonnegut would have words with you.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 21:50:09 -0800

And his words would probably be far from cross.

By: oddman

oddman — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:02:33 -0800

This has got to be the worst FPP of the day.

By: nyxxxx

nyxxxx — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:03:04 -0800

Once, long ago, when I went to Mardis Gras in New Orleans with a stripper, there was a gay bar. And outside that gaybar there was a bunch of gay guys on flatbed trailer. And on that trailer was a box. The box said, upon the side, "Ass in a box" and the gayboys were in and around the box, also saying, "Ass in a box" and counting handfuls of money they were taking from the crowd. The people would hand over their money so they could go in the box. I've always wondered what was in that box. And now I think I still don't know.

By: MsWonderland

MsWonderland — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 22:59:16 -0800

I vote for arse too.

By: maryh

maryh — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 23:23:01 -0800

Needs to be bigger, hairier, more corporeally human in the worst sense. A vengeance ass can never be mistaken for 'cute'.

By: thecashcow

thecashcow — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:14:46 -0800

Well it's certainly unique :)

By: Faint of Butt

Faint of Butt — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 03:08:15 -0800

I find it racially insensitive. Why only a Caucasian ass? It needs to also be available in black, Latino and shiny metal.

By: Eekacat

Eekacat — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:43:08 -0800

And a goatse too, Faint of Butt. (heh)

By: hydrophonic

hydrophonic — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:04:44 -0800

If only the super-hilarious Sam Henderson had more of his comics online. He's gotten a lot of mileage out of asses, in boxes or otherwise. "It's my greatest invention. I call it the ass!"

By: Uther Bentrazor

Uther Bentrazor — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:38:09 -0800

Weird Al Yankovic takes a break from making music to creat an abstract Alice In Chains tribute.

By: MikeKD

MikeKD — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 13:51:07 -0800

A product that needs no * But just enough (_*_)