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Umm....forgot the NSFW on the Family Matters link.
posted by Kickstart70 at 6:34 PM on September 27, 2006


they like to take the p*** out of me.
posted by smackfu at 6:40 PM on September 27, 2006



posted by absalom at 6:42 PM on September 27, 2006


Didn't the little girl from the exorcist end up in porn too?
posted by arcticwoman at 6:42 PM on September 27, 2006


Another news article on the Screech sex tape claimed that he performs the dreaded "Dirty Sanchez" in the video.

Hot.
posted by papakwanz at 6:45 PM on September 27, 2006


Lisa Loring (aka Wednesday Addams), brief porn career.

I really don't know how I picked up that bit of info.
posted by marxchivist at 6:49 PM on September 27, 2006


This Family Matters business is disturbing my childhood once again. Is it a sign of my jadedness that I was more suprised that I didn't notice they'd written out the younger daughter than I was that she eventually became a porn star (actor?)? ...But I stopped watching the adventures of the Winslow family when Urkel got his cooler alter ego... Ur-kel I think.

Also, in the grand tradition of MetaFilter snark: Yeah, like I really care that Emma Watson can't get a date. Wait, are you implying that Emma Watson might end up in porn? WAIT! No, that's wrong. Don't do that, man. Not Hermione... she's...she's so pure.

Not that I care about Harry Potter characters. I don't want to attend Hogwarts, or have cool robes and hang out with Remus Lupin and Sirius Black. Nope.

Metafilter is ruining the memories of my youth. Why can't Metafilter stop this irresponsible behavior?
posted by Mister Cheese at 6:49 PM on September 27, 2006


Is this a good time to mention that I went to elementary school with Screech for a few years? It's not? OK. I'll shut up.
posted by veggieboy at 6:53 PM on September 27, 2006


From the CSI link: here's K-Fed's widely mocked Teen Choice Awards performance

The best is around 2:30 when ... well, you really just have to watch it.
posted by imposster at 6:53 PM on September 27, 2006


2 more years and I'm completely asking Emma Watson out on a date.






What?
posted by craven_morhead at 6:58 PM on September 27, 2006


2 more years and I'm completely asking Emma Watson out on a date.

The age of consent in the UK is 16. What are you waiting for?
posted by delmoi at 7:18 PM on September 27, 2006


WHAT!?!

WHY DIDN'T YOU PEOPLE TELL ME SOONER!?!




I need a plane ticket and her phone number, pronto.
posted by craven_morhead at 7:26 PM on September 27, 2006


c_m: 16 year old are 16 years old, mentally too (when I was ~25 I dated a 17 year old - worst relationship I've ever had. FWIW, I thought she was 19 until a month into it.)
posted by Kickstart70 at 7:48 PM on September 27, 2006


I said a date, not dating.

Let's make sure we get our terminology straight.
posted by craven_morhead at 7:54 PM on September 27, 2006


"They just keep me laughing really. They feel like my brothers."
Yeah, like I needed that flashback. (Or, err, series of flashbacks, really. F-ing justfriends speech.)
posted by Skwirl at 8:10 PM on September 27, 2006


Kickstart: I was a 17 year old dating a 25 year old! Snookums, is that yoooou? I think "worst relationship" is a bit strong, pookie. We just had some differences, like me being a fan of Hilary Duff.
posted by liquorice at 8:27 PM on September 27, 2006


You can find that family matters porn on empornium.us. I just deleted it today actually. Not very interesting.
posted by bob sarabia at 8:30 PM on September 27, 2006


I'm confused as to why Screech thinks porn will save his house when the t-shirt's couldn't?
posted by fenriq at 8:34 PM on September 27, 2006


I'm confused as to why Screech thinks porn will save his house when the t-shirt's couldn't?

He upped the ante, clearly.
posted by ericb at 8:37 PM on September 27, 2006


It's rather funny to think that there's a market for the Screech porn tape. Then again there's apparently a market for Hentai and scheisseporn, so what do I know...
posted by clevershark at 8:37 PM on September 27, 2006


liquorice: you actually had me momentarily frightened that this hellbitchpsycho was on MetaFilter (actually, she may be...it's precisely the sort of place she'd be). FWIW, you're a hell of a lot cuter (statement of fact, not idle flirtation).

What's a Hilary Duff fan called, anyway? Duffite? Duffian? Duffling?
posted by Kickstart70 at 8:40 PM on September 27, 2006


Okay, maybe one of you can tell me whether Screech and Mike D. from the Beastie Boys are really brothers. A friend of mine insists, but I have found no evidence.
posted by whatnot at 9:02 PM on September 27, 2006


Dustin Diamond was born in San Jose California, 1977.
Michael Diamond was born in New York, NY, 1965

No sign from either of their wikipedia pages that they are related, and no sign that they ever lived in the same city. Michael's wikipedia page says that there is no truth to the rumour.
posted by Kickstart70 at 9:08 PM on September 27, 2006


Heh. Seeing those pictures, I immediately thought "I've seen that one!"
Also disturbing find from this week? Finding a girl who I had a crush on in high school has naked pictures posted by some vindictive boyfriend online. She's still really hot.
posted by klangklangston at 9:17 PM on September 27, 2006


Screech is widely rumored to have a freakishly massive tool, yes?
posted by obloquy at 9:44 PM on September 27, 2006


Regarding the Family Matters link: I actually find it far more hilarious/interesting that her character was written out of the show by having her character go upstairs ... NEVER TO BE SEEN OR HEARD FROM AGAIN!!!

Haunting.
posted by sparkletone at 9:56 PM on September 27, 2006


They did that with the Happy Days oldest brother too i think, ages ago.

Great post (and ewwwww) : >
posted by amberglow at 10:02 PM on September 27, 2006


Happy Days oldest brother

Yeah—Chuck. He went away to "college."
posted by Iridic at 10:13 PM on September 27, 2006


What's a Hilary Duff fan called, anyway? Duffite? Duffian? Duffling?

A Duffer.

Duh.
posted by loquacious at 10:21 PM on September 27, 2006


Goddamnit the one link I choose to look at from work isn't safe. Oh well. I guess it's time to polish that resume.
posted by pookzilla at 7:23 AM on September 28, 2006


Yeow, that Family Matters link went from normal to NSFW really quick!
posted by jeditanuki at 9:42 AM on September 28, 2006


[added the NSFW tag]
posted by jessamyn at 1:19 PM on September 28, 2006


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