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ChildStarFilter, 60s 70s 80s 90s and today

Kickstart70 — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:34:06 -0800

ChildStarFilter: 'Screech' sex tape. The Coreys reunited in reality TV. From Family Matters to porn spatters (NSFW). CSI: Partidge Family. Hogwarts heartbreak?

By: Kickstart70

Kickstart70 — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:34:54 -0800

Umm....forgot the NSFW on the Family Matters link.

By: smackfu

smackfu — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:40:26 -0800

they like to take the p*** out of me.

By: absalom

absalom — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:42:03 -0800

By: arcticwoman

arcticwoman — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:42:55 -0800

Didn't the little girl from the exorcist end up in porn too?

By: papakwanz

papakwanz — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:45:07 -0800

Another news article on the Screech sex tape claimed that he performs the dreaded "Dirty Sanchez" in the video. Hot.

By: marxchivist

marxchivist — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:49:05 -0800

Lisa Loring (aka Wednesday Addams), brief porn career. I really don't know how I picked up that bit of info.

By: Mister Cheese

Mister Cheese — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:49:08 -0800

This Family Matters business is disturbing my childhood once again. Is it a sign of my jadedness that I was more suprised that I didn't notice they'd written out the younger daughter than I was that she eventually became a porn star (actor?)? ...But I stopped watching the adventures of the Winslow family when Urkel got his cooler alter ego... Ur-kel I think. Also, in the grand tradition of MetaFilter snark: Yeah, like I really care that Emma Watson can't get a date. Wait, are you implying that Emma Watson might end up in porn? WAIT! No, that's wrong. Don't do that, man. Not Hermione... she's...she's so pure. Not that I care about Harry Potter characters. I don't want to attend Hogwarts, or have cool robes and hang out with Remus Lupin and Sirius Black. Nope. Metafilter is ruining the memories of my youth. Why can't Metafilter stop this irresponsible behavior?

By: veggieboy

veggieboy — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:53:20 -0800

Is this a good time to mention that I went to elementary school with Screech for a few years? It's not? OK. I'll shut up.

By: imposster

imposster — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:53:26 -0800

From the CSI link: here's K-Fed's widely mocked Teen Choice Awards performance The best is around 2:30 when ... well, you really just have to watch it.

By: craven_morhead

craven_morhead — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:58:02 -0800

2 more years and I'm completely asking Emma Watson out on a date. What?

By: delmoi

delmoi — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:18:22 -0800

2 more years and I'm completely asking Emma Watson out on a date. The age of consent in the UK is 16. What are you waiting for?

By: craven_morhead

craven_morhead — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:26:32 -0800

WHAT!?! WHY DIDN'T YOU PEOPLE TELL ME SOONER!?! I need a plane ticket and her phone number, pronto.

By: Kickstart70

Kickstart70 — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:48:31 -0800

c_m: 16 year old are 16 years old, mentally too (when I was ~25 I dated a 17 year old - worst relationship I've ever had. FWIW, I thought she was 19 until a month into it.)

By: craven_morhead

craven_morhead — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 19:54:38 -0800

I said a date, not dating. Let's make sure we get our terminology straight.

By: Skwirl

Skwirl — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:10:57 -0800

"They just keep me laughing really. They feel like my brothers."

Yeah, like I needed that flashback. (Or, err, series of flashbacks, really. F-ing justfriends speech.)

By: liquorice

liquorice — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:27:05 -0800

Kickstart: I was a 17 year old dating a 25 year old! Snookums, is that yoooou? I think "worst relationship" is a bit strong, pookie. We just had some differences, like me being a fan of Hilary Duff.

By: bob sarabia

bob sarabia — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:30:22 -0800

You can find that family matters porn on empornium.us. I just deleted it today actually. Not very interesting.

By: fenriq

fenriq — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:34:45 -0800

I'm confused as to why Screech thinks porn will save his house when the t-shirt's couldn't?

By: ericb

ericb — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:37:42 -0800

I'm confused as to why Screech thinks porn will save his house when the t-shirt's couldn't? He upped the ante, clearly.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:37:59 -0800

It's rather funny to think that there's a market for the Screech porn tape. Then again there's apparently a market for Hentai and scheisseporn, so what do I know...

By: Kickstart70

Kickstart70 — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:40:15 -0800

liquorice: you actually had me momentarily frightened that this hellbitchpsycho was on MetaFilter (actually, she may be...it's precisely the sort of place she'd be). FWIW, you're a hell of a lot cuter (statement of fact, not idle flirtation). What's a Hilary Duff fan called, anyway? Duffite? Duffian? Duffling?

By: whatnot

whatnot — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 21:02:51 -0800

Okay, maybe one of you can tell me whether Screech and Mike D. from the Beastie Boys are really brothers. A friend of mine insists, but I have found no evidence.

By: Kickstart70

Kickstart70 — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 21:08:28 -0800

Dustin Diamond was born in San Jose California, 1977. Michael Diamond was born in New York, NY, 1965 No sign from either of their wikipedia pages that they are related, and no sign that they ever lived in the same city. Michael's wikipedia page says that there is no truth to the rumour.

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 21:17:25 -0800

Heh. Seeing those pictures, I immediately thought "I've seen that one!" Also disturbing find from this week? Finding a girl who I had a crush on in high school has naked pictures posted by some vindictive boyfriend online. She's still really hot.

By: obloquy

obloquy — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 21:44:22 -0800

Screech is widely rumored to have a freakishly massive tool, yes?

By: sparkletone

sparkletone — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 21:56:13 -0800

Regarding the Family Matters link: I actually find it far more hilarious/interesting that her character was written out of the show by having her character go upstairs ... NEVER TO BE SEEN OR HEARD FROM AGAIN!!! Haunting.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:02:47 -0800

They did that with the Happy Days oldest brother too i think, ages ago. Great post (and ewwwww) : >

By: Iridic

Iridic — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:13:50 -0800

Happy Days oldest brother Yeah—Chuck. He went away to "college."

By: loquacious

loquacious — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:21:07 -0800

What's a Hilary Duff fan called, anyway? Duffite? Duffian? Duffling? A Duffer. Duh.

By: pookzilla

pookzilla — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:23:38 -0800

Goddamnit the one link I choose to look at from work isn't safe. Oh well. I guess it's time to polish that resume.

By: jeditanuki

jeditanuki — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:42:44 -0800

Yeow, that Family Matters link went from normal to NSFW really quick!

By: jessamyn

jessamyn — Thu, 28 Sep 2006 13:19:30 -0800

[added the NSFW tag]