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September 30, 2006 3:51 PM   Subscribe

Air guitar? Been done. Air sex? More fun!
posted by dirtynumbangelboy (17 comments total) 1 user marked this as a favorite

 
This sounds suspiciously and unpleasantly unlike "air sex" and a lot like "mime sex."
posted by majick at 4:02 PM on September 30, 2006 [1 favorite]


So you know those Eastern mysticism people who always wonder about what sound is produced by one hand clapping....?
posted by c13 at 4:21 PM on September 30, 2006 [1 favorite]


Air sex, is that like this? (riotgrrl69 wins!)
posted by DesbaratsDays at 4:22 PM on September 30, 2006


Isn't there a video?
posted by thirteenkiller at 4:32 PM on September 30, 2006


That remind me of this video I saw on YouTube where a hypnoist got a group of people to stimulate sex with chairs. It was...interesting, to say the least.
posted by liquorice at 4:47 PM on September 30, 2006


Ahhh, Japan. The horny-desperate-geek in the high school of the globe.

Luckily I was heartened by the story linked just lower in the post about bringing Harvey Krumpet to Japan. Hey Japan, you're alright!
posted by Serial Killer Slumber Party at 4:57 PM on September 30, 2006 [1 favorite]


"Air sex was originally invented by guys who couldn't get girlfriends, but desperately want to have sex."

It's like having sex with an inflated blow up doll ... sans doll.
posted by itchylick at 5:09 PM on September 30, 2006


So this is 'fucking nothing'?
posted by harmless at 5:14 PM on September 30, 2006


"Air head"? heh...
posted by c13 at 5:27 PM on September 30, 2006


see also
posted by PenguinBukkake at 5:27 PM on September 30, 2006


That “special” “indulgence” after you've had a few of these:

nirin
posted by rob511 at 5:34 PM on September 30, 2006


lol, quoth I
posted by riotgrrl69 at 6:42 PM on September 30, 2006


Now I don't feel so bad about being at home and spending my Saturday night on Metafilter.
posted by jason's_planet at 8:22 PM on September 30, 2006


From the article: "Air sex was originally invented by guys who couldn't get girlfriends, but desperately want to have sex," J-Taro Sugisaku, the self-professed creator of air sex, tells Weekly Playboy.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 8:56 PM on September 30, 2006


Earlier this year, while acting in a Mexican direct to video movie, I did a sex scene. It was in a kitchen, where I lift the maid up on top of a dishwashing machine and penetrate her there.

Since some shots were just of my pants around my legs, I did some takes of the scene just humping the dishwashing machine, which I have to say chafed slightly.

Then we did some takes with the girl, and that was not really much more enjoyable at all. Going through the motions of sex without any of the pleasant physical contact is just repetitive, sweaty, monotonous physical labour. No fun at all.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 11:53 PM on September 30, 2006 [1 favorite]


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posted by exlotuseater at 12:39 AM on October 1, 2006 [1 favorite]


Joakim Ziegler: I wonder if it means anything that I was more interested in the fact that you were in a Mexican direct--to-video movie than anything you could say about sex?
posted by nonreflectiveobject at 9:23 AM on October 1, 2006


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