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October 1, 2006 6:31 PM

If you've run out of places to pierce yourself, you can now pierce your car.
posted by mr_crash_davis (25 comments total)

They really need to cram more ads onto that page. Especially sound-generating ones that make you think you're sound card shorted out.
posted by delmoi at 6:37 PM on October 1, 2006

that's the dumbest goddamn thing.
posted by Dr. Wu at 6:38 PM on October 1, 2006 [2 favorites]

THis just doesn't make sense to me.
posted by tomplus2 at 6:38 PM on October 1, 2006

These are convenient for towing your car when the leasing company discovers you spent your last $200 on that piercy thing.
posted by elpapacito at 6:40 PM on October 1, 2006

Uhh. Wow. That's really stupid.
posted by octothorpe at 6:40 PM on October 1, 2006

If you run out of body parts, why not just add body parts to your car?
posted by zekinskia at 6:41 PM on October 1, 2006

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posted by fleetmouse at 6:46 PM on October 1, 2006

Holy crap, when will the stupidity end? Seriously, it's as if tricked-out urban vehicles (particularly trucks) weren't already stupid and pointless enough.
And what is this? Who would be attracted to a woman so mentally disturbed as to make out with a truck?
God damn.
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posted by wumpus at 6:55 PM on October 1, 2006

That's possibly the most annoying sidebar ad ever.

Also, anthropomorphizing vehicles is creepy.
posted by ®@ at 6:56 PM on October 1, 2006

Sigh. I guess I'll have to play the role as the lone contrarian here. If you're truck gets stuck in the mud, then these "piercings" make it easy to hook up a -- ah the hell with it. This is fucking stupid.
posted by jefbla at 6:59 PM on October 1, 2006

That's gotta hurt..... your dignity.
posted by The Deej at 7:04 PM on October 1, 2006

well hey , thats fucking stupid. :)
posted by nola at 7:11 PM on October 1, 2006

No side mirror piercings? Maybe the tailpipe if you're daring and kind of kinky?
posted by effwerd at 7:28 PM on October 1, 2006

Thanks for posting this mr_crash_davis, it really is fantastically awful.
posted by The Monkey at 7:40 PM on October 1, 2006

And what is this? Who would be attracted to a woman so mentally disturbed as to make out with a truck? --wumpus

Let's hope she doesn't have braces or her own facial piercings... I'm picturing a very awkward situation involving that girl being dragged down a highway with her tongue in a tailpipe.
posted by Bugg at 8:09 PM on October 1, 2006

The things you see when you don't have a gun.
posted by dg at 8:11 PM on October 1, 2006

Easy humorless ones. I think that is pretty funny. Entertaining post, at the very least.

And what is this? Who would be attracted to a woman so mentally disturbed as to make out with a truck? --wumpus

That's the perfect kind of girl...not smart enough to figure out that she's not attracted to me. And quite possibly blind! My KIND of girl.
posted by disgustipated at 8:13 PM on October 1, 2006

Better than attaching balls to your ride.

(although still worthy of a good beating)
posted by photoslob at 8:28 PM on October 1, 2006

what
posted by exlotuseater at 9:09 PM on October 1, 2006

If you pierce your ride on the left side, it means your car is gay.
posted by fungible at 9:13 PM on October 1, 2006

WOW! THOSE REALLY ARE COOL PICTURES!
posted by beerbajay at 3:55 AM on October 2, 2006

Maybe they should just pierce the tires.
posted by jonmc at 7:03 AM on October 2, 2006

If something jumps a shark on the internets, and no one's around to see it, is it still lame?
posted by CynicalKnight at 8:01 AM on October 2, 2006

Somebody could pierce photoslob's bumpernuts.

Those things make me want to vomit.
posted by Alt F4 at 5:24 PM on October 2, 2006

Can I get an ampallang in my fuel line?
posted by flabdablet at 7:52 AM on October 3, 2006