Comments on: heterosexual activists plan on recruiting your children into their lifestyle

heterosexual activists plan on recruiting your children into their lifestyle

amberglow — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 20:40:14 -0800

--No longer satisfied with “mere acceptance” by our society, heterosexual political pressure groups have launched a well-planned, well-financed campaign, which, if left unchecked, threatens to destroy the most fundamental structures of American society. (actual report itself is a pdf from there--a takeoff on this stuff, which is NSFHumans)

By: jam_pony

jam_pony — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:02:26 -0800

In other news, HRC Asks Gays to Marry Illegal Aliens to Thwart Administration; Bush Blames Oil Shortage on Lesbians

By: Blazecock Pileon

Blazecock Pileon — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:23:14 -0800

It's missing a section on sending sleazy IMs to children.

By: owhydididoit

owhydididoit — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:35:14 -0800

Polyamory And The Slippery Slope sounds like a band name. I really like how he used medical examples. They are ostensibly meaningless out of context, yet so viscerally compelling that they make great rhetorical devices.

By: three blind mice

three blind mice — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 22:42:59 -0800

heterosexuals are undermining traditional marriage; And doing a fine job of it, by god.

By: jam_pony

jam_pony — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 23:53:42 -0800

Traditional marriage undermines itself. It doesn't need any help from gays.

By: Samizdata

Samizdata — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 23:55:50 -0800

It's funny how people love labels... On both sides of the fence. I am currently quite happily involved with a wonderful transgendered woman. As soon as word got out (hidden pending being approved per a workplace relationship policy), one of my lesbian coworkers asked me if I had, in effect, joined their team. I nicely explained that I'm not one for labels, and it was the person that I was attracted to. Nothing else. And, yes, as I forsee marriage in the future (second for both of us... Well, second for me, kinda second for her), I eagerly anticipate an exciting round of hassles and issues... (Upon preview, it seemed I labelled a good bit, but it makes the situation a lot easier to understand from a distance.)

By: dreamsign

dreamsign — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 00:02:58 -0800

I had a heterosexual agenda all through high school but I couldn't pull it off.

By: greycap

greycap — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 00:07:08 -0800

This is a great parody. You see so many lazy pressure groups citing "evidence" out of context that won't bear the weight of interpretation, but I've seldom seen anything as vicious as the AFA material.

By: Samizdata

Samizdata — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 00:08:28 -0800

dreamsign - I couldn't even score with the "easy" chicks. (sigh)

By: Twang

Twang — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 00:35:45 -0800

Once you get labelled as something, and get treated badly because of it, you get the picture and start labelling back. It'd be great if we could all lose the labels, and the attitudes that go with them. And I'll take the solar-powered Ferrari for Xmas.

By: srboisvert

srboisvert — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:58:57 -0800

heterosexuals are undermining traditional marriage I blame indiscriminate drilling and pumping in virgin tundra.

By: treepour

treepour — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:30:09 -0800

While I consider myself tolerant of heterosexuality (e.g., I don't think heterosexual practices should be forbidden by law), this just confirms my suspicion that there's something fundamentally wrong with these people. Whatever you heterosexuals do in the bedroom may not be any of my business, but, please, all I ask is that I don't have to see you flaunting your lifestyle in public.

By: quite unimportant

quite unimportant — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:37:11 -0800

Amen, treepour. I'm glad someone has the courage to speak up.

By: amberglow

amberglow — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:22:29 -0800

treepour : > and mazel tov, samizdata (even if you are one of those people pushing your agenda on us all) ; >

By: jonmc

jonmc — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:15:21 -0800

yes, but without us heterosexuals, you all wouldn't have a clue on how to dance, dress or use power tools.

By: quonsar

quonsar — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:21:30 -0800

I had a heterosexual agenda all through high school but I couldn't pull it off. i had a heterosexual agenda all through high school but all i could do was pull it off.

By: arcticwoman

arcticwoman — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:51:35 -0800

I saw a political cartoon once that really resonated. The caption was "The Gay Agenda" and the image was a dorky but scared-looking young boy saying "I want to make it through high school."

By: phearlez

phearlez — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:34:49 -0800

I make this quip only because I need something to take my mind off how sad that made me feel, arcticwoman. shouldn't it have been a fabulous looking but scared-looking young boy?

By: djfiander

djfiander — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:38:48 -0800

phearlez, nope. Dorky works for me.

By: 1f2frfbf

1f2frfbf — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:22:18 -0800

jonmc: Yes, but without us heterosexuals, you all wouldn't have a clue on how NOT to dance, dress or use power tools. Fixed that one for you. No need to thank me.

By: 1f2frfbf

1f2frfbf — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:28:37 -0800

(nota bene: I'm a fashion and rhythm challenged hetero with many interesting scars)

By: juliarothbort

juliarothbort — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:26:37 -0800

damn heterosexuals. They breed like rats

By: amberglow

amberglow — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 17:34:33 -0800

they do! ; >

By: amberglow

amberglow — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 17:35:28 -0800

but then again, they made us, too. *insert Nelson Muntz "ha-ha!" here*