Comments on: Does your guild know?

Does your guild know?

klangklangston — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:51:58 -0800

Whores of Warcraft (NSFW). Tired of having to leave the insulated online fantasy universe to experience pornography?

By: mrgrimm

mrgrimm — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:56:08 -0800

i'm at work. somebody describe it to me. in detail.

By: prostyle

prostyle — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:58:11 -0800

I suppose 'World of Whorecraft' went right over their head?

By: CynicalKnight

CynicalKnight — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:58:13 -0800

An unusually large precentage of flesh-coloured pixels per square inch.

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:59:33 -0800

Elf pr0n lolz.

By: Leather McWhip

Leather McWhip — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:09:50 -0800

The site is bogged down right now. One has to assume it's because everyone is being really, really thorough with their inspections.

By: bardic

bardic — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:11:42 -0800

Gives new meaning to the Wailing Caverns!!!LOL!!! /Wishes he could find a girl that would kiss him.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:15:23 -0800

It's just regular porn, with a warcraft theme. Pretty straightforward. You have to buy the 'episodes' either as downloads or DVDs (I didn't check)

By: spicynuts

spicynuts — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:20:50 -0800

Jesus there isn't even a free preview gallery. Worst. Pron. Ever.

By: ninjew

ninjew — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:21:23 -0800

Is this something I'd have to live in my mom's basement to understand?

By: homunculus

homunculus — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:21:27 -0800

By: danb

danb — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:22:12 -0800

Is there a DPS counter for the BDSM stuff?

By: orthogonality

orthogonality — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:24:47 -0800

Maf54 (7:55:10 PM): any episodes feature a little guy, like a male hobbit? Maf54 (7:59:48 PM): is your little guy limp...or growing Maf54 (8:01:21 PM): i am hard as a rock..so tell me when your reaches rock Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me

By: Mister_A

Mister_A — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:27:02 -0800

Danb, the fact that I know what you meant means that I'm even more of a bigger dork than I thought.

By: Thorzdad

Thorzdad — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:27:50 -0800

Pepsi Pink?

By: cowbellemoo

cowbellemoo — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 13:43:52 -0800

Do these videos involve raids or just solo grinding? Cross-faction duels maybe?

By: Kickstart70

Kickstart70 — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:03:50 -0800

How long to respawn?

By: Skygazer

Skygazer — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:11:22 -0800

These whores of warcraft, they have vibrators?

By: FormlessOne

FormlessOne — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:14:35 -0800

It's just regular porn, with a warcraft theme. No, it's terrible porn with a WoW theme. Yes, there are previews. Yes, I wasted my time watching them. No, don't bother wasting your time. Yes, it's far easier & more fun to simply marry a woman willing to play WoW with you and then sleep with you.

By: FormlessOne

FormlessOne — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:16:17 -0800

orthogonality: So, can we now use "Foley" as a verb to describe an adult-themed thread derailed with inappropriate political references? ;) Because that so totally foleyed this thread.

By: klangklangston

klangklangston — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:32:29 -0800

"Pepsi Pink?" Pepsi Blew.

By: oddman

oddman — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:42:47 -0800

"Yes, it's far easier . . . to simply marry a woman willing to play WoW with you and then sleep with you." ROFL!!1!1!!! Good one.

By: miss tea

miss tea — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:50:03 -0800

I was really hoping this would be animated in the real WoW style. Star crossed lovers...a night elf and a troll...expressing their secret love in UBRS...while battle rages on around them... that would be WoW porn. This? I have to admit I didn't check out the previews, but even the descriptions were meh.

By: miss tea

miss tea — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:50:59 -0800

"Yes, it's far easier . . . to simply marry a woman willing to play WoW with you and then sleep with you." PS I play WoW with my husband. It happens. :)

By: django_z

django_z — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 14:57:39 -0800

i kinda applaud their ingenuity for going for a new genre of porn...but then the execution is pretty poor eh, porn doesn't have to suck or make you wonder how much heroin or blow the men and women in it did just before the shoot - but this porn does just that sad...one day though there will be good porn and erotica and we'll shake our heads at the days of all the crap that was out there... (or we'll just be dead, one of the two will come first though)

By: chunking express

chunking express — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 15:01:52 -0800

Porn + Warcraft: these guys are going to be rich.

By: Vindaloo

Vindaloo — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 15:03:06 -0800

The Internet is for Porn

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 15:14:50 -0800

Wouldn't "World of Whorecraft" been a funnier title?

By: Bugbread

Bugbread — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 15:16:19 -0800

Astro Zombie : "Wouldn't 'World of Whorecraft' been a funnier title?" Well, they took a bit of a slapdick approach to naming. It's "Whores of Warcraft", but the title bar of their page says "Whorecraft".

By: Astro Zombie

Astro Zombie — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 15:20:01 -0800

Ah. That is slapdick.

By: delmoi

delmoi — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 15:56:41 -0800

Oh, here is a 'preview'. Pretty terrible (and nsfw, of course)

By: geoff.

geoff. — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 16:10:58 -0800

I am absolutely shocked that pornography inspired by an online game is of bad quality!

By: L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg

L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 16:11:43 -0800

I spent all night grinding and waiting for my pants to drop.

By: loquacious

loquacious — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 16:13:58 -0800

I PUT ON MY ROBES AND WIZARD.... What the fuck are you doing? You're doing it wrong!! You didn't even roll for critical save!

By: anotherbrick

anotherbrick — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 16:19:49 -0800

Sjoberg with the win.

By: RubberHen

RubberHen — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 16:22:01 -0800

But the real question - will gangs of dudes hang out in cafes in seoul and ....get off on it. I don't do WOW, but you know I looked at the web site -- but not the previews -- I can IMAGINE how bad it must be.

By: gummo

gummo — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 16:49:41 -0800

This post brought to mind one of the funnier things I've ever read on the internet. Maybe you've seen it. http://www.elsop.com/wrc/humor/cybersex.htm

By: mkultra

mkultra — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 16:59:53 -0800

This really has nothing to do with WoW, you know. So, you've basically made a single-link FPP to a porn film. Is this OK now? I await future posts following this example.

By: clevershark

clevershark — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 17:30:11 -0800

loquacious writes "I PUT ON MY ROBES AND WIZARD..." LOL... that one's on my top 10 bash.org quotes!

By: XMLicious

XMLicious — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 17:44:35 -0800

gummo, that was hilarious.

By: Tube

Tube — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 17:53:38 -0800

It's back to the library for Carl Monday...

By: Bugbread

Bugbread — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 18:02:13 -0800

mkultra : "So, you've basically made a single-link FPP to a porn film. "Is this OK now?" No. Single links are generally smiled upon at MeFi, but for porn, multiple links are preferred.

By: longsleeves

longsleeves — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 18:21:10 -0800

Do you have an idea that you would like to see in an episode? A Unicorn walks into a bar.... Seriously, though, could we hear some more evocative music than the generic electronic "eeeeerrwwwww wucka-wucka watch-them-do-it" score? Perhaps some madrigals or lute-playing, even some chanting monks?

By: bashos_frog

bashos_frog — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 18:38:49 -0800

Quick! To The MeFi-Projects-mobile! Seriously though, a community produced porn video would rock.

By: spilon

spilon — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 18:45:09 -0800

Me, I'm waiting for some Pong inspired porn.

By: WinnipegDragon

WinnipegDragon — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 18:46:59 -0800

My wife plays Warcraft with me :) SUCKERS!

By: Gable Oak

Gable Oak — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:12:26 -0800

Does anyone remember the old Everquest cybersex-for-in-game-money project? The website was equally hilarious... but I couldn't drudge up any references to it after all this time. Two wood elves named Peaches and Cream.... something like that. Anyone? Please god, tell me I am not hallucinating this because that would make me very very ashamed.

By: Extopalopaketle

Extopalopaketle — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:16:37 -0800

Oh, here is a 'preview'. Pretty terrible (and nsfw, of course) SPOILER ALERT. d00d, they practically give away the whole story in the preview.

By: Hlewagast

Hlewagast — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:21:23 -0800

What, no gnomes?!

By: fenriq

fenriq — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:25:24 -0800

I do love the free market enterprise aspect of this but I didn't even bother to preview it. It was clear it was going to be limpworthy.

By: jokeefe

jokeefe — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 19:41:55 -0800

Oh, here is a 'preview'. Pretty terrible (and nsfw, of course) Best laugh I've had in a week or two. Hi-larious.

By: Talanvor

Talanvor — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 21:32:27 -0800

Meh. At least they could have painted the girl purple and the guy green, better ears, something. Though in all honestly I thought this was going to just be some machinima porn done with the WoW engine. I think I would have had more respect for that actually.

By: onalark

onalark — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 21:38:58 -0800

gummo, XMLicious, for a bigger set of bloodninja and other stories try these. (NSFW text and a couple thumbnailed ad-images from 'dating' sites). Or just google bloodninja...

By: longsleeves

longsleeves — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 21:52:31 -0800

"Me, I'm waiting for some Pong inspired porn." Singles or doubles?

By: Chuckly

Chuckly — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 22:52:14 -0800

By the looks of the preview video I studied, years upon years of dedicated weapons training paid off for these actors.

By: Mayor Curley

Mayor Curley — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:19:30 -0800

My wife plays Warcraft with me :) SUCKERS! My wife doesn't know what Warcraft or fancy dice are THAT'S PREFERABLE!

By: econous

econous — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:20:14 -0800

Your wife was also unfamiliar with +5 agi on a 2H weapon enchant. Then, unexpectedly she was. I keed.

By: FormlessOne

FormlessOne — Wed, 04 Oct 2006 13:01:42 -0800

My wife not only plays WoW with me, but DDO as well. Every time I log off, a particular quote from "Clue" runs through my mind.

By: juliarothbort

juliarothbort — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:28:43 -0800

I want a +2 enchanted dildo