213 Things Skippy Can't Do...in the Army

October 4, 2006 4:40 AM

The 213 things Skippy can't do in the Army.
posted by disclaimer (11 comments total)

eponysterical.
posted by rxrfrx at 4:47 AM on October 4, 2006

Just search for "213".
posted by Plutor at 4:57 AM on October 4, 2006

This is funny as fuck. I wouldn't have thought to search for 213, so thanks disclaimer.

7. Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
roffles
posted by bonaldi at 5:00 AM on October 4, 2006

triple threat
posted by craniac at 5:21 AM on October 4, 2006

This is quite old, but still friggin' funny. I remember a few years back showing this to a woman that used to be in the army. Surprisingly, she was not amused at all.
posted by Talanvor at 5:35 AM on October 4, 2006

8. Not allowed to add pictures of officers I don't like to War Criminal posters.

But you CAN add incumbent presidents, right?
posted by orange swan at 5:49 AM on October 4, 2006

I'm an ex-20y/o-cavalry-soldier, effin hillarious. It's been a while since I've seen this one.
posted by winks007 at 6:28 AM on October 4, 2006

31. Not allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of my actions.

32. Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.

Something we could all learn from.
posted by piratebowling at 6:29 AM on October 4, 2006

Funny, this list seems to crop up again every year or two — and every fucking year, I laugh just as hard at it. I guess that makes it one of those "timeless works of literature" I keep hearing about, eh?
posted by nebulawindphone at 6:31 AM on October 4, 2006

I'd not seen it before and I think it's funny. Thanks.
posted by OmieWise at 7:06 AM on October 4, 2006

His rationale for making a kilt out of fruit loops on the 'About Skippy' page was "to beocome the first edible Scot', class.
posted by Gratishades at 7:18 AM on October 4, 2006