Bless me Father, for I have sinned...
October 6, 2006 6:25 AM   Subscribe

My Secret is an online confessional of sorts, brought to you by Life Church, an Oklahoma mega-church franchise.
posted by Biblio (25 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: posted previously



 
There's been quite a reaction to the site. This blog entry outlines what happens when you post your secret, and why it's not very helpful...or Christian.
posted by Biblio at 6:27 AM on October 6, 2006


Double Post
posted by parmanparman at 6:31 AM on October 6, 2006


"I have begun to masterbate again. I feel this is just another substitute for my pain. I want to heal and be free...."

Won't anybody think about the kittens?
posted by SteveInMaine at 6:34 AM on October 6, 2006


Ok, before I go write a confession about how I'm a dirty double-poster, can somebody tell me how to search for doubles more effectively? I looked, and I didn't find it.
posted by Biblio at 6:34 AM on October 6, 2006


It's on here. I can't find it either damn it! But I sure as hell remember it.
posted by parmanparman at 6:36 AM on October 6, 2006


You swore! Go confess!
posted by Biblio at 6:39 AM on October 6, 2006


Here it is.
posted by MrMoonPie at 6:39 AM on October 6, 2006


"can somebody tell me how to search for doubles more effectively"

crunchland can. (scroll down to The Crunchland Method)
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:42 AM on October 6, 2006


(that would be the Don't double post section, by the way)
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:43 AM on October 6, 2006


Ok, hope me out and delete, please!
posted by Biblio at 6:44 AM on October 6, 2006


Wow, that blog poster was pretty upset about a trivial marketing scheme for a television church.
posted by muddgirl at 6:47 AM on October 6, 2006


Yes! Memory don't fail me now!
posted by parmanparman at 6:48 AM on October 6, 2006


Wow, that blog poster was pretty upset about a trivial marketing scheme for a television church.
I never complain when Christians call other Christians out for manipulative hijinks.
posted by verb at 6:51 AM on October 6, 2006


PedantFilter: It's "Forgive me Father," not "Bless me Father."
posted by dw at 7:02 AM on October 6, 2006


lol some humans are dumb
posted by riotgrrl69 at 7:13 AM on October 6, 2006


This is what I posted:

I've been lying to everyone in my life. None of them know the real me, and it's tearing me apart.

They all think that I'm a carefree billionaire playboy. Sure, I have it all; fancy cars, a stately manor, beautiful women.

But that's not who I really am. At night, I dress up like a bat and fight crime. I go out and beat up robbers and clowns.

Why do I do it? It probably goes back to my childhood, when my parents were killed by a hopped up mugger. But I can't seem to tell anyone!
Should I go to therapy?
posted by papakwanz at 7:17 AM on October 6, 2006


I'm seriously considering posting: I'm confessin' that I love ya...
posted by jonmc at 7:44 AM on October 6, 2006


I don't like the new metafilter search option. I haven't posted any links simply because I have no clue how to use it. What was wrong with the old one?
posted by whoshotwho at 7:51 AM on October 6, 2006




I came up with the idea for "Dancing with the Stars".
posted by wfc123 at 7:51 AM on October 6, 2006


PedantFilter: It's "Forgive me Father," not "Bless me Father."

Raised Catholic, they told us it was "Bless me Father."
posted by brownpau at 7:54 AM on October 6, 2006


Schism! Schism!
posted by GuyZero at 7:59 AM on October 6, 2006


My secret is that I measure the length, girth, and consistency of every dump I take.

Wait. Is this supposed to be anonymous!?!
posted by robocop is bleeding at 8:00 AM on October 6, 2006


Also raised Catholic, and taught "Bless me Father", with the distinction being that God actually does the forgiving, the priest is just his go-between.
posted by sohcahtoa at 8:08 AM on October 6, 2006


Dude that was second grade. How the shit do y'all remember that?
posted by GooseOnTheLoose at 8:20 AM on October 6, 2006


Raised Catholic, they told us it was "Bless me Father."

sinner: "Father, I had a wank last night while smoking a huge big doobie and thinking of you"

Father: "Aw, bless"
posted by twistedonion at 8:33 AM on October 6, 2006


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