Art by Colby Bird

October 8, 2006 3:31 PM

Tribute (K-fed)
modern artwork by Colby Bird
posted by carsonb (21 comments total)

rue the small text---sorry. don't miss the DIY Tattoo Gun PDF.
posted by carsonb at 3:32 PM on October 8, 2006

Hopefuly I won't be the only person who doesn't understand this.
posted by dobbs at 3:37 PM on October 8, 2006

I understand this. It's an artist ironically deifying a celebrity. The statue of Britney Spears giving birth was better. Artists need to move onto something else now pls tia.
posted by riotgrrl69 at 3:42 PM on October 8, 2006 [1 favorite]

I don't get this.
posted by squidfartz at 3:52 PM on October 8, 2006

Hopefully I won't be the only person who dosen't care.
posted by jonmc at 3:53 PM on October 8, 2006

I understand this. It's an artist ironically deifying a celebrity.

Oh. By carving something into his flesh. This is sort of like smelling your own farts. For eternity.
posted by jonmc at 3:54 PM on October 8, 2006 [1 favorite]

the worst thing about this is that it elevates K-Fed's street cred exactly one c-hair. meh.
posted by Busithoth at 4:01 PM on October 8, 2006

This is sort of like smelling your own farts. For eternity.

That is as apt an analogy as I have ever read here. That asshole is going to be saying "Remember 2006? When I was too cool for school? That was awesome!" until he finds himself finding a private place to change for racquetball c. 2013.
posted by Mayor Curley at 4:03 PM on October 8, 2006

What does this have to do with elephants? hur hur!
posted by bob sarabia at 4:03 PM on October 8, 2006 [1 favorite]

This is too easy to fake. Not saying it is, but I suppose for shock value we could get a young model to pretend to have his or her face tattoed while pretending to be drunk and it would fly over the internet.
posted by Brian B. at 4:09 PM on October 8, 2006

What does this have to do with elephants? hur hur!

Damn you, bob, you got there first.
posted by armoured-ant at 4:26 PM on October 8, 2006

Ummm, what does the sex-chair thingy have to do with k-fed? My girlfriend uses this computer, so there is no way I'm googling "K-Fed Sex Chair."
posted by elwoodwiles at 4:40 PM on October 8, 2006

That is as apt an analogy as I have ever read here.

Thank you.

/master thespian
posted by jonmc at 4:47 PM on October 8, 2006

Two of the three objects found in k-fed's apartment at the time of his engagement
posted by jazon at 5:27 PM on October 8, 2006

this really, really sucks. even for a sunday.
posted by bizwank at 5:30 PM on October 8, 2006

We don't think this is funny at all, nosirreebob.
posted by Britney's Nipples at 5:48 PM on October 8, 2006 [1 favorite]

jazon, that's just the thing. I saw that page, but I wasn't sure what it was refering to. Did someone find those objects in k-fed's apartment? Who? And how? Is this somehow common knowledge? Did the, ahem, artist make that up or is there some reality to the claim?
posted by elwoodwiles at 6:28 PM on October 8, 2006

that's some dumb-ass hipster shit right there.
posted by photoslob at 6:43 PM on October 8, 2006 [1 favorite]

The only things one would've found in Kfed's apartment at the time of his engagement were (1) weed, (2) weed, and (3) more weed. I find it hard to believe that Mr. Spears was imaginative enough to use a sex swing, and I'm pretty sure he was too broke to own one (let alone that sweet big-screen TV).

Dave Navarro, on the other hand...
posted by turducken at 6:50 PM on October 8, 2006

I'm all over those one dollar cds tho.
posted by nanojath at 8:44 PM on October 8, 2006 [1 favorite]

this is so bizarre. Who sees a sex sling and thinks of "K-Fed"? Please. On the other hand, the drawing has a really nice line.
posted by Tuffy at 1:39 AM on October 9, 2006