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October 12, 2006 1:08 PM

Haiku Circus. Red autumn leaves blow./The monkey looks for laughs and/Finds Haiku Circus.
posted by John of Michigan (31 comments total)

Haiku posts are great.
Especially when we all
Respond in haiku.
posted by MrMoonPie at 1:22 PM on October 12, 2006

Haiku are poems
for layman no-talent-hacks
See what I'm saying?
posted by clearlynuts at 1:24 PM on October 12, 2006

I just read them all
Some were laugh out loud funny
some were not so much
posted by daHIFI at 1:30 PM on October 12, 2006

I always fuck up
haikus, adding an extra
syllable somewhere.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 1:35 PM on October 12, 2006

But, The Great Big Mulp,
this time you did not fuck up.
I, for one, am proud.
posted by Shecky at 1:37 PM on October 12, 2006

I can't remember
the last time I restarted
I love OS X
posted by Scoo at 1:47 PM on October 12, 2006

Haiku is stupid.
It makes no sense in English.
Stick with Japanese.
posted by Malor at 1:49 PM on October 12, 2006

HAKEU POST SI MAED
I R3SPOND WITHOUT READNG
UR LINKS LOL
posted by found missing at 1:57 PM on October 12, 2006

im in ur ha1ku
destr0y1ing ur silablz
haikus r teh suck
posted by DevilsAdvocate at 2:12 PM on October 12, 2006

Hacks? I feel like a
goldy-coloned brain princess
right now, clearlynuts!
posted by Powerful Religious Baby at 2:17 PM on October 12, 2006

Haiku at Mefi
Are to Coldchef like crack is
To Whitney Houston
posted by mr_crash_davis at 2:24 PM on October 12, 2006

These links have amused.
Congratulations to you,
John of Michigan.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 2:33 PM on October 12, 2006

A waste of work day
browsing internet websites
oh lord forgive me
posted by Holy foxy moxie batman! at 2:39 PM on October 12, 2006

this response
is no haiku
i think i broke something
posted by localhuman at 2:40 PM on October 12, 2006 [1 favorite]

haiku generator
posted by Holy foxy moxie batman! at 2:49 PM on October 12, 2006

On the internets
no one knows that I’m a dog
with mad Haiku skills

I wrote a Haiku
About a Haiku skilled dog
But then thought better
posted by found missing at 2:52 PM on October 12, 2006

Do we really need
to count fucking syllables
on our left fingers?
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 2:54 PM on October 12, 2006

What the hell, moxie?
Would it kill you to include
links in haiku form?
posted by absalom at 3:41 PM on October 12, 2006

Yeti counts stomp stomp.
Two Two Three stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp,
Three Two Three stomp stomp.
posted by yeti at 4:47 PM on October 12, 2006

found missing, a dog?
Teh intarweb wants to know.
Ummmmm.......MrMoonPie.
posted by MrMoonPie at 7:26 PM on October 12, 2006

haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
posted by blastrid at 7:35 PM on October 12, 2006 [1 favorite]

Because you don't have
anything worthwhile to say
just write some haikus
posted by Citizen Premier at 7:40 PM on October 12, 2006

Y'all make me giggle
Which just goes to show that I'm
easily amused.
posted by dejah420 at 7:41 PM on October 12, 2006

Incidentally,
I think I want to make a
Second comment here.
posted by Citizen Premier at 7:45 PM on October 12, 2006

dejah420
if you find yourself amused
there is nothing wrong
posted by vernondalhart at 8:16 PM on October 12, 2006

Only thing worse than
bad haiku is bad haiku
with fucking blink tag.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 8:29 PM on October 12, 2006

want to win a prize?
encapsulate news events
in three simple lines
posted by IndigoJones at 5:20 AM on October 13, 2006

　富士の風や扇にのせて江戸土産
posted by languagehat at 6:58 AM on October 13, 2006

Ooh, big show off man
I'm so very impressed now
Fucking kanji script
posted by yhbc at 7:08 AM on October 13, 2006

Hey, yhbc!
Does anyone ever read
The comments down here?
posted by MrMoonPie at 7:28 AM on October 13, 2006

We all do but we
Can't figure out how they got
Cats in the scanners
posted by yhbc at 8:12 AM on October 13, 2006