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ookamaka — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 10:34:26 -0800

An interview with Sam and Zak about the shit (parson the pun) they've smoked throughout their lives. Only gets funnier the more you read. Seriously. [Danke: Boing Boing]

By: ookamaka

ookamaka — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 10:36:25 -0800

Definitely my favorite part: Cheryl: Do you get a lot of hits to your head? Zak: Yeah. Cheryl: How? Zak: All sorts of ways. Been in car accidents and fallen out of trees and been punched in the head and slammed my head through doors and walls and stuff.

By: y6y6y6

y6y6y6 — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 10:40:57 -0800

My favorite: Cheryl: What's smoking PCP like? Zak: It's like the whole world is rushing through a straw and you've poked a hole in the side and there's a tiny bubble coming out but it's actually like cycling liquid the whole time, you know, but it's not dripping down, and you're in that little bubble. Oh man! I need some of that! Where do I get this stuff? This is what's been missing from my life. IN THE BUBBLE! Oh yeah!

By: milnak

milnak — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 10:57:10 -0800

ookamaka, you left out the next comment which I thought was hilarious. Had punching competitions. Like who can punch each other as hard as they can in the head and still like it.

By: ookamaka

ookamaka — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 11:04:26 -0800

yeah, lol, I figured I should leave that as a surprise, heh.

By: endquote

endquote — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 11:29:45 -0800

Um... who're Sam and Zak?

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 11:40:23 -0800

Mine: I would say to smoke the top parts of it first and probably the bottom last. Or I would maybe even scrape off the stuff on the bottom and smoke that first.

By: kindall

kindall — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 11:46:36 -0800

Um... who're Sam and Zak? From the top of the article: "Sam and Zak (see photo, below) are members of Mysophilia, a death-metal band based in Florida." In other words, they're nobody, but they're pretty funny.

By: waxpancake

waxpancake — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 11:58:24 -0800

I miss OpenLetters.

By: Razzle Bathbone

Razzle Bathbone — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 12:24:18 -0800

There should have been a warning with that, something like "Warning: you will make milk come out your nose from laughing so hard"

By: netbros

netbros — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 12:42:56 -0800

So when cows laugh, does milk come out their nose?

By: sonofsamiam

sonofsamiam — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 12:46:34 -0800

Only if they're drinking milk. From out of another cow.

By: maura

maura — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 12:58:51 -0800

this was excerpted in harper's a few months back, you know. and i have been wondering 'does the web make that part of harper's obsolete?' for some time now, but i guess memes spread at different rates.

By: Dark Messiah

Dark Messiah — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 13:11:18 -0800

Boy that article was funny. No wait, it wasn't — it was lame. I'd kill to be easily entertained.

By: sonofsamiam

sonofsamiam — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 13:13:51 -0800

I guess you're too moody and dark and weighted down w/ serious issues an' stuff.

By: norm

norm — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 14:04:34 -0800

Or you never knew anyone like Zak or Sam. Me, I've known SO MANY people like that. . .

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 14:38:32 -0800

He was far too busy trolling through these threads to be entertained...

By: loong

loong — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 16:39:45 -0800

I was just wondering .. what is the difference between drinking a guy's urine and a girls urine? .. for Sam & Zak that is ...

By: Dark Messiah

Dark Messiah — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 18:36:23 -0800

I also know people like the moronic due of Sam and Zak. They, however, don't bore me to tears with stories of their drug-fueled antics. Serious issues my ass, I just don't want inane stories and politics. Is that too much to ask? Last I checked, it was my right to not like something and then voice my opinion...

By: sonofsamiam

sonofsamiam — Mon, 29 Jan 2001 20:39:53 -0800

Last I checked, you could post a different topic, if you wanted.

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Tue, 30 Jan 2001 07:53:04 -0800

Or you could not bother reading stuff you're not interested in.