The NuttyBuddy

October 18, 2006 4:00 PM

Testicular protection for the 21st century...(via Deadspin) (embedded video) Seen previously here, but marketed with much more enthusiasm this time around.
posted by lovejones (38 comments total)

Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!
posted by isopraxis at 4:13 PM on October 18, 2006

That video is awesome.

Love the ending..."You, uh, don't feel it in the test-ick-leez".
posted by Kickstart70 at 4:18 PM on October 18, 2006

Damn. I can't think of a more effective way to market this particular product.
posted by clevershark at 4:21 PM on October 18, 2006

holy shit that video is great.

testicles like pericles
posted by dminor at 4:22 PM on October 18, 2006

That is the greatest video ever committed to film.
posted by mathowie at 4:32 PM on October 18, 2006

Wow, wish I'd been wearing one of these the night my lawyer gave me a swift kick. Could've saved me a trip to the emergency room, a follow-up to a urologist, and a few awkward moments with the ladies - "Okay, hold on a minute there. Don't be afraid, but you're about to encounter the Mighty Righty. Let me explain..."
posted by zoinks at 4:41 PM on October 18, 2006

Am I the only one thinking of the scene from Super Troopers where Mac has them shooting at his bullet proof cup?

Captain O'Hagan: Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked.

[fires through the window, accidentally shooting out the glass]

Captain O'Hagan: And we also used blanks. You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.
posted by quin at 4:41 PM on October 18, 2006

It aint no dixie cup. It aint no coffee mug. And you certainly don't wanna be drinking out of it.
posted by eyeballkid at 5:08 PM on October 18, 2006 [1 favorite]

Keith Olbermann is doing a little segment on The Nutty Buddy in a few minutes! I swear, MeFi is soooo ahead of it's time!
posted by Corky at 5:24 PM on October 18, 2006

That guy's nuts...
posted by jpburns at 5:30 PM on October 18, 2006

It's funny because he doesn't get hit in the nuts.
posted by loquacious at 5:34 PM on October 18, 2006

Ahem.. I'll take the XL, please...
posted by wfc123 at 5:35 PM on October 18, 2006

Chris Sabo!

Awesome..
posted by Chuckles at 5:36 PM on October 18, 2006

This is like the old Master Lock commercial where they shot the lock with a pistol.
posted by Frank Grimes at 5:51 PM on October 18, 2006

Pepsi Blue Balls?
(seriously though, awesome video!)
posted by numlok at 5:51 PM on October 18, 2006

That is the greatest video ever committed to film.

Damn straight.

Perhaps this product should worn by skateboarders during the inevitable "rail grind mishap".
posted by Tube at 5:58 PM on October 18, 2006

There is not enough money on the planet for me to try that stunt.
posted by cccorlew at 6:42 PM on October 18, 2006

Ahem.. I'll take the XL, please...

It's not XL, it's El Jefe.
posted by c13 at 6:52 PM on October 18, 2006

Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of penes?
posted by yhbc at 6:59 PM on October 18, 2006

I took the liberty of making an animated GIF of the nut-hitting. (It looks like crap because I reduced the color palette to get the filesize down. GIF was never intended for movie clips...)


posted by Rhomboid at 7:11 PM on October 18, 2006 [1 favorite]

Can I have the small please? What!?! No Small??? Geez, we're left out again.

Ah well, I had a vasectomy anyway.
posted by kika at 7:12 PM on October 18, 2006

Too late for this guy. via
posted by Doohickie at 7:33 PM on October 18, 2006

Great, now I'll have to see that GIF in every MetaTalk thread from now to eternity.
posted by yhbc at 7:34 PM on October 18, 2006

Nah. In metatalk threads someone will remove the baseball and paste in Ceiling Cat or mathowie's head instead. And then add a STFU NOOB or PWNED at the end.
posted by ROU_Xenophobe at 7:54 PM on October 18, 2006

Keith Olbermann is doing a little segment on The Nutty Buddy in a few minutes!

After which he ranted at length on how Bush has kicked the whole country right in the balls.
posted by homunculus at 8:31 PM on October 18, 2006

You really shouldn't encourage me...


posted by Rhomboid at 8:38 PM on October 18, 2006

Oof. That's some pretty bad head right there.
posted by loquacious at 9:06 PM on October 18, 2006

Am I the only one thinking of the scene from Super Troopers

no, that crazy motherfucker makes a confused reference to Super Troopers just before he gets pegged. "Let's go, RAMROD!"
posted by carsonb at 9:19 PM on October 18, 2006

Dude, you've just been kicked in the nuts.
posted by Citizen Premier at 9:27 PM on October 18, 2006

Hey, Citizen Premier,
I've got a delivery for you, Pendejo!
Wednesday, Saturday. . .
It don't matter to Jesus.

WTF, you still transitioning from fark?

Not even nut kicks can redeem that shit.
posted by isopraxis at 11:51 PM on October 18, 2006

That video, sir, is a work of art.
posted by cardoso at 1:34 AM on October 19, 2006

This video has caused me to greatly exceed my daily allowance of Awesome.

The bad news is that my punishment for this offence is three swift kicks to the balls. The good news is that I am now protected.
posted by sparkletone at 2:14 AM on October 19, 2006

Holy shit! This is almost as good as America's Funniest Home Videos.
posted by srboisvert at 3:15 AM on October 19, 2006

this guy eminds me of gary busey for some reason...
posted by Doorstop at 4:39 AM on October 19, 2006

But over the Interweb, how do you know which size to buy? And why don't they have an Itty Bitty for guys like scarabic and me?
posted by davy at 7:46 AM on October 19, 2006

Dammit Doorstop beat me to it. That video should have been done with Gary Busey.
posted by daHIFI at 10:51 AM on October 19, 2006

I don't know if I'm proud or ashamed to live in Helena, MT.
posted by friarjohn at 12:29 PM on October 19, 2006

I would rather have seen an endorsement from a catcher instead of a pitcher.

I would have liked to see Littell let Chris Chambliss fire that ball at him. I bet a bunch of Royals fans would have also.
posted by ?! at 3:21 PM on October 26, 2006